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Tales of Robin Williams surfacing after his death

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal. -- Information on the death of actor/comedian Robin Williams continues to surface and make news days after his apparent suicide shocked the world. The slow stream of information has, however, gone from the sublime to the ridiculou...

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New drug causes heart attacks to reveal heart problems

Funny story: New drug causes heart attacks to reveal heart problems

NARAGASSET, Ohio -- A new and inexpensive drug taken to ignite coronary attacks for people who may have heart disease has increased the risk of dying among those taking it, according to a few doctors who are currently playing Squash when interviewed.

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Thin people want fat surgery, too

Funny story: Thin people want fat surgery, too

NORBIT, Ohio -- A new study that delves into the popularity of stomach surgery reveals that overweight people are among the highest number of obese adults operated upon.

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Britney's offers make Kevin hurl with laughter

Funny story: Britney's offers make Kevin hurl with laughter

STALKING, La. -- Kevin Federline has rejected a $25-million-divorce settlement from Britney Spears because, sources say, "Kevin wants more than that."...

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Tylenol kills pain, may hurt liver, is harmless to oxen

Funny story: Tylenol kills pain, may hurt liver, is harmless to oxen

SALEM, Ore. -- The high dose of Extra Strength Tylenol sharply increases liver damage, according to a new study. But, researches say that because Tylenol kills pain so well, a liver can be nonfunctional for months before a person feels any pain.

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Crack discovered on space shuttle

Funny story: Crack discovered on space shuttle

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - NASA managers are astounded, behooved and perturbed since crack was found on the space shuttle Discovery.

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Cattle think they are dolphins while on marijuana

Funny story: Cattle think they are dolphins while on marijuana

WAKAWAKA TIKI, Hawaii -- There is evidence that some Hawaiian cattle are under the influence of dope and going into the ocean thinking they are dolphins.

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Somebody reportedly knew the trouble 'I've seen,' professor says

Funny story: Somebody reportedly knew the trouble 'I've seen,' professor says

MOBILE, Ala. - In a remarkable development concerning religion, civil rights and blues music, a renowned researcher of suppression in the U.S. has announced that somebody did know the trouble that was seen by the millions who have sung Nobody Know...

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French officials to use pastries to quash riots

Funny story: French officials to use pastries to quash riots

PARIS, -- French officials declared an emergency pastry distribution period in an attempt by the government to stop the civil disturbances across the country.

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Phil Spector's hair explodes

Funny story: Phil Spector's hair explodes

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - Secluded and isolated, no less out of the public eye, famous record producer Phil Spector was recently rushed to the hospital when his hair blew up.

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Rosa Klebb, famous spy, dies at 99

Funny story: Rosa Klebb, famous spy, dies at 99

BERKVILLE, Ill. - Rosa Klebb, the former Russian agent who was in charge of assassinations in the 1950s and ‘60s, has died. She was 99.

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People are living longer and science doesn't know why

Funny story: People are living longer and science doesn't know why

BERVIEW HILLS, Okla. - Scientists are baffled now that there are over estimated 70,000 Americans who are 100-years-old or older. And more and more people are expected to become centenarians, especially if they don't die before they reach 100. The...

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Julia Roberts pregnant, say many sources

Funny story: Julia Roberts pregnant, say many sources

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Oscar-winning actress Julia Roberts is pregnant, according to a source said to have made passionate love to her.

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Ringo's old home faces destruction

Funny story: Ringo's old home faces destruction

LIVERPOOL, Great Britain - Former Beatles drummer, actor and ex-drunk Ringo Starr was vocal about the people fighting to save his old home from being torn down. "Don't bother," Starr said.

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Jolie receives humanitarian award

Funny story: Jolie receives humanitarian award

NEW YORK - Angelina Jolie showed up at the United Nations in New York City and it was a good thing, because she was just in time to be given an award for her humanitarian work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations refugee agency.

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Some companies may close, others to stay open

Funny story: Some companies may close, others to stay open

WALL STREET -- Experts announced today that some companies will stay open and sell stocks and other companies will close down.

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Is Yoko still bitter about Beatles stuff?

Funny story: Is Yoko still bitter about Beatles stuff?

LONDON -- Yoko Ono accepted a Q Award on behalf of her late husband, John Lennon recently and at a press conference some people think she took a dig at Lennon's Beatles band mate Paul McCartney.

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Angelina Jolie says Brad Pitt smells 'badly'

Funny story: Angelina Jolie says Brad Pitt smells 'badly'

NEW YORK - In an interview recently given by Angelina Jolie, the actress says she "thinks the world" of Brad Pitt - but never slept with him, probably because "he smells badly."...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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