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Funny story: Big Name Brewers About to Invade With Radical New Boozes

Big Name Brewers About to Invade With Radical New Boozes

Kelly's Bar, Harper Valley (STT News) With the smaller craft beer industry gaining steam as the mega-breweries see constant slippage in sales, there had to be counter-offensive. It was just a matter of time and waiting to see what the giants would t...
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Funny story: Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

Coming Soon: Mohammed - The Movie

The recent movie, 'Noah' starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly, did well at the box office and has been holding its own for DVD and Blu-Ray sales, but it has also opened a new door for Hollywood to expand its footprint into the field of turnin...
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Funny story: Global Warming -or- How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the End of Civilization

Global Warming -or- How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the End of Civilization

Rambutt, Twaingo Province, UN Building, Kago Island, South Pacific (STT News) Today, news was finally released on the bitter facts of Preferred Acquired Global Warming (PAGW) and what to expect in the centuries before us. On the small island of K...
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Funny story: Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Still on the Run, Hillary Sighted at a Costco in Arlington

Arlington, Virginia (STT NEWS) - Hillary Clinton, sought nationwide after her daring escape from an official federal mental health facility, was most recently sighted at a Costco store across the Potomac in Arlington, Virginia. According to Demowire,...
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Funny story: American Football Seeks to Learn from Soccer

American Football Seeks to Learn from Soccer

As the World Cup begins in Brazil, violent protests have spread far and wide across the nation. News and images of clashes have shocked the world but mostly in the US where the sport labeled as 'football' rarely sees such displays of affection. Ma...
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Funny story: Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Escapes Institution And On The Lam - Nationwide Search Underway

Hillary Clinton, who was escorted from an unannounced White House visit last Thursday, has now reportedly escaped from a mental health evaluation hospital in New York. Reports being picked up off the wire indicate that following her daring jump f...
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Funny story: The New Space Age Arrives Where the Old One Left Off

The New Space Age Arrives Where the Old One Left Off

Elon Musk's Space Exploration Technologies (SpaceX), along with Sierra Nevada, have decided to join in an effort to make space exploration a thing for all by mimicking the United Launch Alliance (ULA); a monopoly effort between Boeing and Lockheed.
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Funny story: President Orwell's Holy Environmental Decree

President Orwell's Holy Environmental Decree

Washington DC (STT News) - The US stands on the brink of a hot darkness if a new law that would basically destroy the coal industry and shut down power plants across the nation, is put into action. Speaking from the Oval Office, President Orwell s...
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Funny story: Hillary's Mysterious Surprise Visit to White House

Hillary's Mysterious Surprise Visit to White House

Washington DC (STT News) - Hillary Clinton paid an unexpected visit to the White House Thursday afternoon. Her arrival was at first tweeted by People Magazine but was then quickly taken down. Speculation as to the reason for the call ran rampant...
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Funny story: The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

The Fallacy of Phallic Over-Attention

Professor Naggin P. Hawgswaller of Cactass Community College in Cactass, California, today announced a major discovery when it comes to male behavior; what one drives is what one's life spins upon. During a smoke-out gathering for the graduating c...
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Funny story: Gojira Grants Interview on Suit Against Movie Studio

Gojira Grants Interview on Suit Against Movie Studio

Hollywood, Ca. (STT Entertainment News) After making a huge opening splash on the US cinema scene, the new version of Godzilla has now bumped into something of a monster of a problem; a very expensive lawsuit. Filed in the US District Court in Los...
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Funny story: United Launch Alliance and Russia Claim NASA

United Launch Alliance and Russia Claim NASA

Orlando, Cuba - The United Launch Alliance (ULA), a monopolistic joining of Boeing and Lockheed that is wholly dependent on Russian rockets, has stepped from the closet and taken sides with their suppliers. Speaking at a media resource event in Or...
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Funny story: US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

Centralia, Ill. (UGH News) - Recent allegations that America's media is so entirely politically biased that one's brain would have to be mashed in granny's wringer-washer for any of it to come across as believable, has stirred a storm of responses.
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Funny story: Clinton-Cheney Affair Shocks Washington

Clinton-Cheney Affair Shocks Washington

Washingthing, DC - Breaking news suggests that Hillary Clinton and Dick Cheney had a long-term, secret relationship from 1996 through 2000! Randy Pecker, of the Washington Tribune, breaks this story with a promise of more as time goes on. "Dick...
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Funny story: Zombies, In-laws or Tax Collectors?

Zombies, In-laws or Tax Collectors?

Amazing as it may seem, the idea of 'zombies' and the Christian prophesy of certain people now passed, rising, may well have a combined connection. Harold Weatherbee of Hollywood Christian Crusader Watch Foundation, recently spoke to offer a few...
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Funny story: UN in Turmoil Over Individuality

UN in Turmoil Over Individuality

New York, NY - The UN today found itself in something of a quandary as a new study by desk'perts from all over the web revealed a startling truth; we're all different! Since 1949, the United Nations has been headlong into creating a single world...
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Funny story: Long Lost Tybee Bomb Found

Long Lost Tybee Bomb Found

(STT News - Tybee Island, Georgia) A long lost nuclear bomb found accidentally by island regular, DP Whitehead, who, while patrolling the area of the island, was announced today. The Mark-15 nuke was lost in 1958 when a B-47 bomber and F-86 fight...
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Funny story: Dog-Cat Species Change Now a Reality

Dog-Cat Species Change Now a Reality

San Francisco (STT News) 'Rover', a 2-year-old mixed breed dog in the small village of Twangings, Califonia, will soon be the first canine to undergo species surgery to become a cat. The owner recently won a lawsuit that allows animals to be what the...
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Man declared dead wakes up in morgue body bag

A bloody miracle, says the mortician, considering I was about to inject him with two gallons of formaldehyde

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