Just 24 hours after North Korea shelled areas of South Korea and promises of swift retaliation were issued in the event of another attack, Kim Jong Il's regime did just that.
At 11 minutes past midnight, Korean time, communist sappers emerged from...
NEW YORK - The UN today formally endorsed a plan by the US Congress to incorporate disgusting imagery on cigarette packages. The plan, which is backed by the organization, Mothers Against Damned Near Everything Society Savors (MADNESS) but vehemently...
The Kabul College of Medicine has just released an incredibly important discovery that may change the way that people view sex all over the world.
Dr. Hakeem Keesterami authored the paper that exposes female personal hygiene habits as being the ma...
Standing proudly about as if they had done something, US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, Treasurer of the US Rosie Rios, and US Secret Service Deputy Director Keith Prewitt, today unveiled America's newest...
Despite what is nearly overwhelming evidence, it has now been decided that Pittsburgh Steelers QB, Ben Roethlisberger, will not be forced to face down the dreaded 'R' word. What's more, while he may well be guilty of 'R', his punishment will likely b...
President Barack Obama on Thursday addressed a crowd of NASA employees about to discover unemployment for the first times in their lives.
Some of these are actually second and third generation workers whose mothers and fathers, grandmothers and g...
The Sexually Transmitted Disease Control Administration (STDCA) today announced a new and more stringent set of standards for prophylactics designed for homosexuals.
Assistant to the Deputy Director of Human Penetration, Dr. Dooky Mouser, address...
Due to one rather untimely volcanic eruption in Iceland, and with what may now also be an extended grounding for air travel into and out of the UK, those wishing to travel where neither tires nor trains go, has become just a little problematic.
B...
In the nation's capital, Washington DC, as in other urban death zones like Detroit and Chicago, police are at war with guns. In D-C alone, there are gun murders everyday but, there has been a recent rash of shootings that have cops focused on one rea...
In the seaside community of Nags Head, on the Outer Banks of North Carolina, a new concept in the dispensing of gasoline is being tested on tourists as well as the locals.
Just off Virginia Dare Trail stands the community's only 24-hour, fully au...
Space Shuttle Discovery astronauts Rick Mastracchio and Clayton Anderson, while performing a space walk Sunday, had a little fun with ground controllers. But the joke may be on them before this mission ends.
Mary Magellan, a ten-year veteran of ov...
Johannesburg, April 9 - (thespoof) - Scientists and reporters eagerly gathered around the skeletal remains of a middle aged, ape-like female recently discovered in South Africa. And though now some two million years old, they stated for the record; "...
After long months of anguish and suffering regular demonstrations from animal rights groups, the University of South Carolina today announced that it was going to drop the name, 'Gamecocks' as its sports logo and mascot.
Head football coach Steve...
At a small limestone quarry in Lee County, Alabama, there is a new digger that may change the face of mining stone, and the paving of roads forever.
John Johnson is the foreman of the dig and with the help of the improved extraction method; his sm...
Researchers from several universities had today released the results of a three-year study into human forms of communication. In it, they claimed to have discovered a new means of both exchanging thoughts and ideas, but also storage of the same for l...
Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Manchester United sports teams, Malcolm Glazer, today announced formal plans to merge the franchises into a single entity. The scheme includes splicing in players from both Soccer and American Football to create...
NASA and JPL today announced the cancellation of the forthcoming Mars Science Lab mission (MSL), based on the poor economic situation, a general disinterest of the public and various redundancy factors.
NASA's chief Spokesman, Major Tom Thomas, sa...
Sports fans should break this down succinctly: If you like football, baseball and hockey, you'd better get off your duff and do something about basketball. If you don't, you can kiss your favorite games goodbye.
That's the message being sent by th...