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Fulham FC Are A "Good Club..."

Funny story: Fulham FC Are A "Good Club..."

Following an impressive foray into the Europa League last season, Fulham have recently received praise. Under normal circumstances, this would have been a mere blip in our day; clubs are praised all the time..however, Fulham are not used to this.

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Cheryl Cole (Oops, I meant Tweedy...) To Sing Live At Reconciliation Concert With Justin Bieber

Funny story: Cheryl Cole (Oops, I meant Tweedy...) To Sing Live At Reconciliation Concert With Justin Bieber

On again, off again, on again; this has been the pattern ever since two of the world's most popular, albeit not talented, popstars, began dating a few days ago. Two days ago, I made up the story of the two's relationship amidst rumours of marriage...

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Russel Brand Sleeps With Russian Super-Spy, Anna Chapman - What Will Katy Perry Say?

Funny story: Russel Brand Sleeps With Russian Super-Spy, Anna Chapman - What Will Katy Perry Say?

Well, well, well, Katy Perry will not be pleased. Russel Brand, famed for his sexual activities, has been caught up in allegations (which I've totally fabricated of course) of being seen taking an afternoon nap with Anna Chapman, the Russian recently...

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Cheryl Cole (Oops, I mean Tweedy..) & Justin Bieber In Feud

24 hours ago, I reported news of a romance. However, circumstances have changed, and I am now saddened to reveal that the Tweedy/Bieber romance which we broke the news of has turned sour. Staff at Boujis had informed me that the pair "were smitten...

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Cheryl Cole (oops, I meant Tweedy...) & Justin Bieber In Secret Romance

"Fight For This Love" singer, Cheryl Tweedy, is the latest star to be linked with heart-throb, Justin Bieber. Bieber, a close friend of Usher, found fame with breakout hit "Baby," and has since been romantically linked with a string of beauties. K...

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Andy Murray Has Fans

Funny story: Andy Murray Has Fans

Scottish Tennis misfit, Andy Murray, has sensationally gained his first actual fans today. The British Number 1, notorious for his surly personality redolent of a whiny teenager, though, has put his new-found surge in popularity down to his charisma.

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Jordan Announces Divorce From Alex Reid - Marrying Justin Bieber

Busty Glamour-model, Jordan, has sensationally announced she is divorcing hubby, Alex Reid. Jordan, real-name Katie Price, 31, wed the cage-fighter late last year, but has revealed to me that the relationship has hit the skids. Price claims Reid...

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David Cameron In Secret Fling With Jordan (Real-Name Katie Price)

PM candidate, David Cameron, has been caught up in a sensational rumour, detailing news of him and glamour model Jordan, romping "for months." The outlandish claims, made by a party insider, have rocked the Conservative party, lead by Cameron, in...

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Pixie Lott "Loves Pancakes"

Funny story: Pixie Lott "Loves Pancakes"

Pretty pop singer, Pixie Lott, has been at the centre of the week's most intriguing story. Her on and off relationship with pancakes, is well-documented, but in recent times the issue has escalated. FOR: While doing pre-story research, I was re...

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Ancelotti Reveals Secret Passion For Rivals

Funny story: Ancelotti Reveals Secret Passion For Rivals

Chelsea boss, Carlo Ancelotti, raised eyebrows recently, revealing that he is actually a fan of his rivals. The Italian supremo was being quizzed on his tactics, for his side's upcoming title decider against Manchester United, and when asked what...

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Rooney Angered By Teammates

Funny story: Rooney Angered By Teammates

Manchester United lost to Bayern Munich last night, and in the fallout from this, Wayne Rooney has criticised his colleagues. The 2-1 defeat, could see the English side dumped out of Europe, barring a win in next week's second leg. Having limped o...

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Justin Bieber Caught In Love Triangle With Cheryl Cole and Peter Andre

Teen heart-throb, Justin Bieber, has been caught up in one of the most captivating love triangles in recent memory. Over the past few days, Peter Andre, and Cheryl Cole, have become something of an item. Therefore, when Chezza said "Actually I am...

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Messi Slighted By Wenger Insult

Funny story: Messi Slighted By Wenger Insult

The scene was set, Arsenal v. Barcelona. Wenger in a press conference. Messi in attendance. Messi's scintillating form in La Liga has led to many pundits branding him the finest footballer on the planet. However, veteran gaffer Wenger, claimed th...

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Kerry Katona Voted Most Inspirational Women Of Year

Funny story: Kerry Katona Voted Most Inspirational Women Of Year

Troubled socialite, Kerry Katona, has recently been crowned the most inspirational woman of the year. Katona, blighted by drug-fuelled controversies over the last year, will be elated with the win. She said of the triumph "It is about time I was r...

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Lil Wayne Befriends Cheryl Cole

Funny story: Lil Wayne Befriends Cheryl Cole

"A Milli" rapper, Lil Wayne, is said to have grown close to Cheryl Cole recently. The troubled Georgie, hurt by news of her husband, Chelsea FC star, Ashley Cole, cheating, is at the centre of a burgeoning romance with Lil Wayne. Weezy, real-name...

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"Hillary and I have a special relationship.." - The Special Relationship

Funny story: "Hillary and I have a special relationship.." - The Special Relationship

When Gordon Brown landed in Washington DC, for an annual White House visit, last Friday, it was thought that he and President Obama would discuss politics, and come up with innovative strategies to tackle the economic downturn. Well, perhaps, that...

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Peter Andre Sick Of Media Attention

Funny story: Peter Andre Sick Of Media Attention

Furious popstar, Peter Andre, has lashed out at the media in an astonishing tirade. The "Mysterious Girl" singer, 37, claims to be fed upof the public sympathy he has received, since his split with glamour-model, Jordan. Jordan, (real name Katie P...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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