New York, NY: After a fear-mongering comment made today by New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, riot police were sent deep into the financial district to combat the oncoming Hurricane Sandy, which threatens to do what the Occupy movement could not. That...
Tippolomokeefenokee, Fla-Last week, Grace Marquart, a demure grandmother of eight living in the wilds of a Florida trailer home park, made some news of her own. She claimed a change of heart when it comes to hating Barack Obama and his liberal polici...
Cairo, Egypt-In a hastily arranged foreign policy trip designed to coincide with the day Romney's presidential campaign set itself on fire and jumped off a cliff, GOP leaders have sent the entire Romney campaign team on a one-way tour of the Middle E...
Lakeland, Fla-With the presidential elections nearing the finish line, and all their uber-wealthy friends tapped-out, the Romney campaign is now desperate to attract individual donors, especially since individual donors are once again rising to the o...
Somewhere, USA-On Monday, September 10, 2012, the robotic and vacuous Mitt Romney stumbled along the dusty campaign trail with his dumb-struck running mate, Paul Ryan. As Romney's black hair dye streamed down the back of his $150 Facconable shirt, an...
Boston-Mitt Romney awoke on Tuesday, September 11, 2012, and like millions of Americans, turned on the TV to catch the latest polls and election news. He was very worried Americans were beginning to realize how much he sucked, and what a mistake it...
Late Friday afternoon, a dark cloud descended on Mitt Romney's election team. They suddenly came to the realization that even if, "corporations are people too, my friend," corporations cannot actually vote.
"All this time we've run our campaign wi...
As the democrats look on in feigned horror, there is visible evidence something has gone "pffffttt" in Romney's presidential campaign. After waking from a nap in the back of his gaudy tour bus Sunday afternoon, Romney looked in the mirror and was sho...
Although Republican Congressman John Boehner chastised the President's release of his favorite beer recipe by exclaiming, "I guess we now know what's caused the country's financial woes. Obama's too busy spending money like a drunken sailor," the GOP...
After his disastrous imitation of a nervous 16 year old auditioning for a school play at last night's Republican convention, Dirty Harry himself is receiving numerous death threats from an unlikely suspect: Mitt Romney!
In a frightening recordin...
Dog whistling his way into the black hearts of neo-fascists and unbelievably stupid Americans everywhere, Mitt Romney's acceptance speech Thursday night promised to deliver everything the fascists want on a spectacularly engraved silver platter.
There are plenty of double-wide falsehoods and outright lies to dissect after watching the speech Paul Ryan delivered to the bucket of trailer trash that has become the GOP Wednesday evening. Some of the most incredible moments came when Ryan once ag...
GOP Convention-Tampa: The filthy-rich devil-in-a-red-dress, Ann Romney, has exploded into the national spotlight, after mindlessly reading a teleprompter in her husband's honor to the party faithful gathered at the what the intelligentsia are now cal...
Iowa: This week, Mitt Romney was once again seen tediously presenting his black/white/up/down ideas on the future of America to a bunch of Iowa hayseeds, while he cleverly unveiled his latest weapon in an increasingly nasty campaign: Tardive Dyskines...
In a strange polling result conducted shortly after Mitt Romney plucked the doe-eyed Paul Ryan for his running mate, the number of straight men favoring the handsome duo can only be qualified as "through the roof" according to independent pollster an...
Mitt Romney's tax returns were found Wednesday stacked in a recycling bin outside a fish market in Lucerne, Switzerland. The thousands of pages of documents were being used to wrap carp, catfish, and a variety of other ichthyoids by a fish monger who...
Martin Pleavey, A 99 year old anarchist, has managed to do what hundreds of modern day anarchists were unable to accomplish. He has shut down the royal wedding just as it was to begin. His secret? He crawled in a grate at the rear of Westminster Abbe...
Drew MacDraw, the wildly popular singer who blasted to the top of the country charts with schlocky favorites such as Old Faithful Dog and The Sickness, has hit paydirt again with his latest sticky-sweet sentimental country song, Plowin' the Field wit...