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Funny story: Cancer Scare Linked to Obamacare Glitch

Cancer Scare Linked to Obamacare Glitch

Washington DC: The Obama administration is in major damage control mode today as rumors are swirling that the 25 year old technology used to build the stuck-in-neutral Obamacare website is causing cancer of the skin, tongue, lung, liver, colon-you na...
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Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Prepares to Occupy Wall Street

Hurricane Sandy Prepares to Occupy Wall Street

New York, NY: After a fear-mongering comment made today by New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, riot police were sent deep into the financial district to combat the oncoming Hurricane Sandy, which threatens to do what the Occupy movement could not. That...
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Funny story: Florida Woman Now Supports Obama Over Romney

Florida Woman Now Supports Obama Over Romney

Tippolomokeefenokee, Fla-Last week, Grace Marquart, a demure grandmother of eight living in the wilds of a Florida trailer home park, made some news of her own. She claimed a change of heart when it comes to hating Barack Obama and his liberal polici...
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Funny story: Romney's "You are the 47%" Tour Heads to Middle East

Romney's "You are the 47%" Tour Heads to Middle East

Cairo, Egypt-In a hastily arranged foreign policy trip designed to coincide with the day Romney's presidential campaign set itself on fire and jumped off a cliff, GOP leaders have sent the entire Romney campaign team on a one-way tour of the Middle E...
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Funny story: Ann Romney Launches Flat Hair Force One

Ann Romney Launches Flat Hair Force One

Lakeland, Fla-With the presidential elections nearing the finish line, and all their uber-wealthy friends tapped-out, the Romney campaign is now desperate to attract individual donors, especially since individual donors are once again rising to the o...
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Funny story: Obama Toys With Idea of Bailing Out Romney

Obama Toys With Idea of Bailing Out Romney

Somewhere, USA-On Monday, September 10, 2012, the robotic and vacuous Mitt Romney stumbled along the dusty campaign trail with his dumb-struck running mate, Paul Ryan. As Romney's black hair dye streamed down the back of his $150 Facconable shirt, an...
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Funny story: Romney Declares War after Watching 9/11 Reruns

Romney Declares War after Watching 9/11 Reruns

Boston-Mitt Romney awoke on Tuesday, September 11, 2012, and like millions of Americans, turned on the TV to catch the latest polls and election news. He was very worried Americans were beginning to realize how much he sucked, and what a mistake it...
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Funny story: Romney Team Startled to Find Corporations Don't Vote

Romney Team Startled to Find Corporations Don't Vote

Late Friday afternoon, a dark cloud descended on Mitt Romney's election team. They suddenly came to the realization that even if, "corporations are people too, my friend," corporations cannot actually vote. "All this time we've run our campaign wi...
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Funny story: Romney's Brain Hacked

Romney's Brain Hacked

As the democrats look on in feigned horror, there is visible evidence something has gone "pffffttt" in Romney's presidential campaign. After waking from a nap in the back of his gaudy tour bus Sunday afternoon, Romney looked in the mirror and was sho...
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Funny story: Republican Answer to White House Brewhaha has Haitian Flair

Republican Answer to White House Brewhaha has Haitian Flair

Although Republican Congressman John Boehner chastised the President's release of his favorite beer recipe by exclaiming, "I guess we now know what's caused the country's financial woes. Obama's too busy spending money like a drunken sailor," the GOP...
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Funny story: Dirty Harry Gets Death Threats from Mitt Romney

Dirty Harry Gets Death Threats from Mitt Romney

After his disastrous imitation of a nervous 16 year old auditioning for a school play at last night's Republican convention, Dirty Harry himself is receiving numerous death threats from an unlikely suspect: Mitt Romney! In a frightening recordin...
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Funny story: Romney Dog-Whistles Past the Graveyard

Romney Dog-Whistles Past the Graveyard

Dog whistling his way into the black hearts of neo-fascists and unbelievably stupid Americans everywhere, Mitt Romney's acceptance speech Thursday night promised to deliver everything the fascists want on a spectacularly engraved silver platter.
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Delivers Red Meat to Hungry Crackers

Paul Ryan Delivers Red Meat to Hungry Crackers

There are plenty of double-wide falsehoods and outright lies to dissect after watching the speech Paul Ryan delivered to the bucket of trailer trash that has become the GOP Wednesday evening. Some of the most incredible moments came when Ryan once ag...
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Funny story: Ann Romney Shows Mitt's Softer Side to You People

Ann Romney Shows Mitt's Softer Side to You People

GOP Convention-Tampa: The filthy-rich devil-in-a-red-dress, Ann Romney, has exploded into the national spotlight, after mindlessly reading a teleprompter in her husband's honor to the party faithful gathered at the what the intelligentsia are now cal...
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Funny story: Romney's Lip-Smacking is Kiss of Death to Obama Campaign

Romney's Lip-Smacking is Kiss of Death to Obama Campaign

Iowa: This week, Mitt Romney was once again seen tediously presenting his black/white/up/down ideas on the future of America to a bunch of Iowa hayseeds, while he cleverly unveiled his latest weapon in an increasingly nasty campaign: Tardive Dyskines...
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Funny story: Straight Men Going Bonkers Over Romney/Ryan Lovefest

Straight Men Going Bonkers Over Romney/Ryan Lovefest

In a strange polling result conducted shortly after Mitt Romney plucked the doe-eyed Paul Ryan for his running mate, the number of straight men favoring the handsome duo can only be qualified as "through the roof" according to independent pollster an...
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Funny story: Romney Tax Returns Found

Romney Tax Returns Found

Mitt Romney's tax returns were found Wednesday stacked in a recycling bin outside a fish market in Lucerne, Switzerland. The thousands of pages of documents were being used to wrap carp, catfish, and a variety of other ichthyoids by a fish monger who...
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Funny story: Anarchist Hits Pay Dirt at Royal Wedding

Anarchist Hits Pay Dirt at Royal Wedding

Martin Pleavey, A 99 year old anarchist, has managed to do what hundreds of modern day anarchists were unable to accomplish. He has shut down the royal wedding just as it was to begin. His secret? He crawled in a grate at the rear of Westminster Abbe...
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