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Obama Under Pressure

Funny story: Obama Under Pressure

Barack Obama, United States president, revealed today to sources close to him, that he is under a great deal of pressure from Walmart, to combine New Years Day and Christmas, this year, to make up for the lost shopping days. "Mike Duke, Walmart C...

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Carey reveals what happened

Funny story: Carey reveals what happened

Drew Carey, in a "post production" meeting today, with the staff of "The Price is Right," revealed that he and Harry Thornton, prize coordinator, had, at the Watering Hole, a bar on East Palm Drive, in Beverley Hills, conspired to "get even" with a...

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New toy set introduced by toy company

Funny story: New toy set introduced by toy company

Harvey L. Bledsoe, R&D Director with Tammel Toys, announced at an annual stockholders meeting recently that a new product line will make its appearance prior to the upcoming holiday season. He told the stockholders, "We revolutionized the market...

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Bedbugs in the White House

Funny story: Bedbugs in the White House

Executive Housekeeper at the White House, Christine Limerick, in a recent interview with Rolling Rock, takeoff on Rolling Stone, only, as Harvey Bellichant, publisher states, "We're just smaller, ha, ha, you see, stone, rock," revealed that one reaso...

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Obama pawns Air Force ONE

Funny story: Obama pawns Air Force ONE

An unknown White House source, today, revealed that when the presidential party was in DAR ES SALAAM, Tanzania, that Harafi, Munjabe, manager of the ground facilities at the Julius Nyerere International Airport, would not allow his jet fuel crew to s...

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Mormon Missionaries linked to CIA

Funny story: Mormon Missionaries linked to CIA

A recent hearing in Washington revealed that for many years, young Mormon Missionaries have been suspected of working for the CIA. "Who would suspect those shining young faces of being the eyes and ears of a well planned national information retrievi...

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Self-Cleaning ovens linked to stomach disorders

Funny story: Self-Cleaning ovens linked to stomach disorders

The FDA released a report that had been compiled by FDA Research Assistant J. Herman Petersilge of Iona, New York, which offers a scenario where self cleaning ovens are a cause of stomach disorders. "It was right there in front of us all the time,...

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Cookie company to sue consumers

Funny story: Cookie company to sue consumers

Mabiskit manufacturers of cookies and snacks is only a few days away from announcing a ground-breaking lawsuit against consumers, oddly enough, who have purchased some of the company's actual products. The consumers have no conception of the manuf...

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Vatican considering Nevada Brothel owner for Sainthood

Funny story: Vatican considering Nevada Brothel owner for Sainthood

The ANSA news agency reported that a commission of cardinals and bishops met Tuesday to consider Brazil's Cardinal Odilo Scherer's case to consider Joe Conforte, founder and retired owner and operator of the famous Nevada brothel, the Mustang Ranch f...

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Utah church member proposes changes

Funny story: Utah church member proposes changes

Mormons believe that many people have died without receiving a valid baptism, and they cannot undergo this precious ritual as mere spirits. "Because all on the earth do not have the opportunity to accept the gospel during mortality, the Lord has auth...

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Deen's ship will sail in 2014 despite Paula losing valuable sponsors

Funny story: Deen's ship will sail in 2014 despite Paula losing valuable sponsors

Despite the sea of controversy surrounding Paula Deen and the abundance of sponsors who have decided to drop her, two Deen-themed cruises are still set to sail in 2014. Literature recently mailed out to prospective passengers specifically stated t...

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Deen and Gee to Merge Talents

Funny story: Deen and Gee to Merge Talents

Paula Deen and Dr. E. Gordon Gee, met today in New York City. Their meeting was the culmination of an intense, one day, "think tank" meeting they had with Don Rickels, Don Imus, and Jim Tressel, the once credible football coach at Ohio State, and a p...

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Slippin 'n sliden at Wimbledon

Funny story: Slippin 'n sliden at Wimbledon

A shocking day at Wimbledon saw many of the top seeded players literally fall by the wayside. Slips and falls were prevalent during the day of upsets. One top seeded player was severely reprimanded for wearing shoes with red soles. A smiling Perce...

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48 Hurt When Car Jumps Curb, Plows into East Village 7-11 After Accident: FDNY

Funny story: 48 Hurt When Car Jumps Curb, Plows into East Village 7-11 After Accident: FDNY

A driver lost control of his Nissan Leaf after it was struck by lightning, and ran in to the front of a Seven-Eleven store in East Village. New York firemen were not aware of the extent of the damage until they investigated a basement area and locate...

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At no caust to you ...

Funny story: At no caust to you ...

President Barack Obama today, in response to criticism he has received about his pending one hundred million dollar trip to Africa, indicated to sources close to him, that he was considering changing the arrangements. He has tentatively booked a f...

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Agencies work together

Funny story: Agencies work together

FBI Special Agent Barry Kemp, early Thursday, carried out a Warrant issued on CIA Special Agent Dominick Rizzo, who, at the time, was being detained by Harland Firestone of Homeland Security in a FEMA Camp in East Hanover, New Jersey located in a tho...

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Button, button, we've got the button...

Funny story: Button, button, we've got the button...

I received an email the other day telling of a diabolical surveillance device in the form of a mosquito that can fly around your home and "spy" on you, another NSA device to combine with all your telephone calls and internet correspondence that they...

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The Price is Wrong? Allegations of Big Wheel shenanigans suggested by Drew Carey

At a Congressional hearing today in Washington, D.C. under strong questioning and being faced with irrefutable evidence presented by members, Drew Carey, Host of the television show, The Price Is Right, admitted that the "Wheel" used on the show whic...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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