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Funny story:  The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

The Computer That Writes its own Stuff

It is a sobering thought that individual creative endeavour in literature and film making may be at an end. The teaching profession is in disarray over the recent announcement. Indeed, this controversial invention may spell the end of fiction writing...
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Funny story:  Pandemonium in The House of Commons

Pandemonium in The House of Commons

Earlier today a near riot broke out in the House of Commons. Pandemonium was unleashed when MP for Paddington North, Rory O'Hare, tabled a motion that sought to prevent Freemasons from standing for political office. O'Hare made the proposal on the...
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Funny story:  Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

J.K.Rowling has issued a writ for libel against Paris Match, France's most renowned popular magazine. At a hastily convened press conference her chief Public Relations officer Andrew McTaggart told reporters: "Eeeh,... averybiddy knows that this...
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Funny story:  The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

Hillary Clinton has condemned the atrocities in Syria. David Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK, has released a statement condemning the atrocities in Syria. Rupert Murdoch says he must network with his associates and Masonic brothers before printing...
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Funny story:  Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

The movie is a biographical account of his most turbulent years up until the present. It charts his early childhood in a hamlet in Austria, his rise to eminence as a body builder and his screen success in America that paved the way for his subsequent...
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Funny story:  Bin Laden dead? Here's what's next.

Bin Laden dead? Here's what's next.

WHITE HOUSE-WASHINGTON; Defence Administration Official Ed Bighorn has announced that a new defence strategy has been implemented in the wake of the assassination of Osama Bin Laden. The two thousand page document makes for daunting reading.
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Funny story:  Down and Out in London

Down and Out in London

Dr. Isaac Myakovsky's book on "Government Charities and their Agencies" has been banned from publication by a rare PII (Public Interest Immunity) order that has only been used twice in the last ten years, first to protect J.K. Rowling from adverse cr...
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Funny story:  Bin Laden Not Dead!

Bin Laden Not Dead!

A defector from MI5, Clifford Blacksmire has told New Age magazine "Lies and Damned Lies" that Osama Bin Laden was not killed as stated by U.S. President Barack Obama and which is currently believed by most people on the planet. It appears the Is...
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Funny story:  CAUSES. INC, a Revolution in business?

CAUSES. INC, a Revolution in business?

A new entrepreneurial business has just been launched by Cardinal De Germain in New York. Many metropolitan VIPs from business and entertainment including Donald Trump were present. It is a new type of consultancy firm explained its appointed CEO...
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Funny story:  Irish Chef Booted Out of Royal Kitchen

Irish Chef Booted Out of Royal Kitchen

Seamus O'Toole, thought to be one of Ireland's leading chefs, has been fired, in an ignominious brawl, from the Royal kitchen that is currently in the throes of preparing the feast for the great wedding. Over a hundred kitchen staff stood in amaz...
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Funny story:  Vindaloo Eater Murdered in Street Brawl

Vindaloo Eater Murdered in Street Brawl

London: A number of people have been arrested at a Hare Krishna restaurant late last night in connection with the murder of an innocent bystander who was set upon by diners in what appears to have been an unprovoked attack. One witness, a girl, s...
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Funny story:  Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia

Major UK Crackdown on Pedophilia

Sir. Hamilton Krupt leader of the new Keep Britain Clean party has called for a major crackdown on pedophilia as part of his party's mandate to the people. The party came into existence on the back of the poor performances by The National Front in...
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Funny story:  Calls for Jetpack to be Outlawed

Calls for Jetpack to be Outlawed

It is called the The Martin Jetpack. You strap it on and fly away, as high as you dare. It is a 553lb, five-foot cube, with twin 1.7ft diameter Kevlar/carbon rotors powered by a 200bhp 2-litre V4 petrol engine. First seen in the James Bond movie "Thu...
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Funny story:  Rap Artist Sued by J.K. Rowling

Rap Artist Sued by J.K. Rowling

Justin Thyme, founder and lead singer of the rap band "Beetroot To Me" is in deep water with J.K.Rowling after the release of his latest song "Rake N' Vac" from his album "Plagiarhythm". Rowling's followers of course do not believe in plagiarism but...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen to Play Caligula in new movie deal

Charlie Sheen to Play Caligula in new movie deal

Quick to seize on the actor's recent notoriety Hollywood moguls have selected Charlie Sheen to play the emperor Caligula (12-41AD) in an action packed blockbuster that is promised will rival Burton and Taylor's Anthony and Cleopatra of 1963. Cali...
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Funny story:  A New World Religion On the Map

A New World Religion On the Map

Northern Ireland's Presbyterian minister Ian Paisley has opened talks with Colonel Gaddafi in an attempt to broker a peace in the Middle East. No stranger to incipient civil war situations Dr. Paisley said: "I can see a way forward out of this re...
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Funny story:  The Ultimate Invention - a Threat to Civilization?

The Ultimate Invention - a Threat to Civilization?

A new lie detector said to be accurate to within .000001 of a percent has been hailed by many in America as a major breakthrough in crime detection. Retired CIA scientist and inventor Dr. Ralph Seemore who is currently under police protection is said...
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Funny story:  Germany in Shock over Plagiarism Charges against Defence Minister

Germany in Shock over Plagiarism Charges against Defence Minister

The sudden resignation of Karl Theodore Zu Guttenberg, Germany's Defence Minister and the country's most popular politician has sent shock waves around the world. Guttenberg was accused of plagiarising large tracts of text and stealing ideas fro...
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SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
Black Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.

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