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Funny story: Uh-Oh. Another Hollywood Open Secret Bites The Uhhhh......Dust

Uh-Oh. Another Hollywood Open Secret Bites The Uhhhh......Dust

LOS ANGELES - Due no doubt to the ongoing public domained enquiring mind-wise fascination surrounding anything to do with however it was (if only just because) recently defamed (and rightly so) high end comedy legend Bill Cosby apparently had to...
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Funny story: Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

Absolutely Positively: Wild & Wonderful World Of SoCal Porn Could Be Delayed Until Further Notice

LOS ANGELES - The Southern California-based pornographic film industry appears to now be on the verge of yet another shutdown as a result of an announcement Friday that one of its performers recently tested positive for HIV. Neither the most lik...
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Funny story: "The Sound of Music Live" Producers All Locked In To Keep On Keepin' On Giving TV Audiences Their Have To Go There Business

"The Sound of Music Live" Producers All Locked In To Keep On Keepin' On Giving TV Audiences Their Have To Go There Business

The producers of "The Sound of Music Live", no doubt still flushed up, and then some, following last Thursday night's broadcast - and subsequent trending through the roof - of their instant ratings grabber on NBC, suddenly now have even more reason t...
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Funny story: No Heaven?!? No Hell?!? No S@#%!!! - Oh Well, 2 Out Of 3 Ain't Bad No Matter How Far You Step In It

No Heaven?!? No Hell?!? No S@#%!!! - Oh Well, 2 Out Of 3 Ain't Bad No Matter How Far You Step In It

ALGONAC, MICHIGAN - As usual, Rev. Billy Dog Bobdog had plenty to tell his flock of perpetually attentive like-minded loyalists otherwise assembled, more or less, peaceably at Saturday night's flashlight lit services at the Divine Child Church of Rig...
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Funny story: Soon To Be Wedded Bliss This! - Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Plan To Make It Even More Officially Nauseating For Your Inspection

Soon To Be Wedded Bliss This! - Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Plan To Make It Even More Officially Nauseating For Your Inspection

HOLLYWOOD, USA - Talk about totally fit for the selfie-appointed king and queen from somewhere way, way the hell out there in beautiful downtown TotallyfullofUknowWhatVille! That's right, moms & dads & kids of all ages, and, oh yeah, any a...
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Funny story: Pope-A-Dope Part 3: At Which Point You Know Who (Just For The Heaven And You Know Where Of It) Does What He Can To Further Prove That 1+2<3

Pope-A-Dope Part 3: At Which Point You Know Who (Just For The Heaven And You Know Where Of It) Does What He Can To Further Prove That 1+2<3

VATICAN CITY - And so, to sum things up. "Wait! No…..huh?" Oh yeah. In other words, more or less, recklessly composed for just such an occasion, here's an otherwise additional supply from Pope Francis, as unleashed recently via his first offi...
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Funny story: Pope-A-Dope Part 2: Pope Francis Deals Up Even More Of The Before And/Or Anything Still Left Over From The Here To More Or Less Thereafter

Pope-A-Dope Part 2: Pope Francis Deals Up Even More Of The Before And/Or Anything Still Left Over From The Here To More Or Less Thereafter

VATICAN CITY - Okay, so where was I? Oh yeah, Pope Francis' new and improved document of the moment, Evangelii Gaudium, (The Boy Oh Boy Joy of the Gospel). In other words, that's right, number 2 on his go-to hit list of officially sanctioned...
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Funny story: Pope-A-Dope Part 1: Pope Francis Deals It Up From The Bottom Of His Own Private What The Heck

Pope-A-Dope Part 1: Pope Francis Deals It Up From The Bottom Of His Own Private What The Heck

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis unleashed his how you like me now mission statement for his (so far anyway) perpetually perplexing papacy Tuesday. During which he attempted to explain - via a variety of highly suspicious words otherwise recklessly distr...
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Funny story: Helter Skeltered For Your Inspection: Charles Manson And His Bride To Be Or Not To Be, That Surely Must Be The Question, Right? (Maybe, but in the meantime, don't call me, Shirley!)

Helter Skeltered For Your Inspection: Charles Manson And His Bride To Be Or Not To Be, That Surely Must Be The Question, Right? (Maybe, but in the meantime, don't call me, Shirley!)

San Francisco - Oh happy day! Charles Manson is at long last maybe, just maybe, getting married. Or, so claims one of the convicted murderers most loyally-driven delusional fans. "Yep, it's true," said Star, the blank and distant fiancée in...
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Funny story: Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Paramus, NJ - In an apparent attempt to better position themselves for a successful run through both the 2014, and, later on, 2016 elections, certain powers that be within the outside looking in Republican Party - along with, of course, any and all h...
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Funny story: Supreme Leader This & That - North Korea's Kim Jong-un Still Crazy After All These Years In A Nutshell Without A View All By Himself

Supreme Leader This & That - North Korea's Kim Jong-un Still Crazy After All These Years In A Nutshell Without A View All By Himself

Just when you think that puffy prone Supreme Bottom Feeder - I mean, Leader - of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, couldn't get anymore whack-a-doodle than he already has previously exhibited on a regular basis during the full-tilt course of his so far (so n...
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Funny story: Kaplan's Back, Just In Case You Forgot Him!

Kaplan's Back, Just In Case You Forgot Him!

Sure, without a doubt, the recent whole lotta WTF whatever concerning the is he or isn't he alive or still dead status of legendary comedy concept cut-up/way, way off-center odd ball Andy Kaufman was, all things considered, just about the biggest sco...
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Funny story: Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Riyadh - Saudi Arabia's more or less intelligence chief cook & bottle washer, Prince Roscoe Vasco Duhgama III, has said that his totally clueless/archaically ineffective kingdom - along with, of course, any uncharted territory of nearby unclaimed...
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Funny story: Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

LOS ANGELES - Fearing that a firmer than usual enforcement of any existing thought to be already too rigid laws requiring the constant use of condoms on all Los Angeles-based adult film sets might seriously penetrate what they've come to expect as th...
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Funny story: Much Ado About Michelle Obama: What Becomes an Angry Black Woman Most (Allegedly)?

Much Ado About Michelle Obama: What Becomes an Angry Black Woman Most (Allegedly)?

WASHINGTON - In a somewhat carefully calculated, yet decidedly overheated (with chance of a major talk to the hand) response to recent publicized assertions that she's something of an altogether looser than usual canon around the White House, First L...
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Funny story: DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

In what certainly ranks as one of the more bold and adventurous attempts by anything but proud Watergate era newshound Bob Woodward to once again remind a more or less disinterested world of his once upon a time award-winning, headline-grabbing, jour...
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Funny story: Ear Muffs!! - Mr. Emanuel Goes Back To Chicago

Ear Muffs!! - Mr. Emanuel Goes Back To Chicago

CHICAGO - Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel officially began his never in doubt quest to become Chicago's next mayor with a stunning hit-the-floor-gunning debut last Saturday before a seemingly wide awake throng of supporters shoehorned...
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Funny story: All In/All Out: Anything But Another Typical Stiff At The Playboy Mansion

All In/All Out: Anything But Another Typical Stiff At The Playboy Mansion

LOS ANGELES - LAPD units responding to a 911 call from the famed Playboy Mansion in LA's perpetual ritz proof conclave of Holmby Hills, were greeted with more than their usual customary brand of semi-gruesome stiff-on-the-scene discovery when they a...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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