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Funny story:  Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

LOS ANGELES - Fearing that a firmer than usual enforcement of any existing thought to be already too rigid laws requiring the constant use of condoms on all Los Angeles-based adult film sets might seriously penetrate what they've come to expect as th...
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Funny story:  Much Ado About Michelle Obama: What Becomes an Angry Black Woman Most (Allegedly)?

Much Ado About Michelle Obama: What Becomes an Angry Black Woman Most (Allegedly)?

WASHINGTON - In a somewhat carefully calculated, yet decidedly overheated (with chance of a major talk to the hand) response to recent publicized assertions that she's something of an altogether looser than usual canon around the White House, First L...
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Funny story:  DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

DickiLeaks: First and Fore(skin)Most & Other Assorted OddBall Realities of the Nixon White House Years

In what certainly ranks as one of the more bold and adventurous attempts by anything but proud Watergate era newshound Bob Woodward to once again remind a more or less disinterested world of his once upon a time award-winning, headline-grabbing, jour...
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Funny story:  Ear Muffs!! - Mr. Emanuel Goes Back To Chicago

Ear Muffs!! - Mr. Emanuel Goes Back To Chicago

CHICAGO - Former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel officially began his never in doubt quest to become Chicago's next mayor with a stunning hit-the-floor-gunning debut last Saturday before a seemingly wide awake throng of supporters shoehorned...
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Funny story:  All In/All Out: Anything But Another Typical Stiff At The Playboy Mansion

All In/All Out: Anything But Another Typical Stiff At The Playboy Mansion

LOS ANGELES - LAPD units responding to a 911 call from the famed Playboy Mansion in LA's perpetual ritz proof conclave of Holmby Hills, were greeted with more than their usual customary brand of semi-gruesome stiff-on-the-scene discovery when they a...
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Funny story:  Diamonds Are A Kanye's Best Ill Grill Friend

Diamonds Are A Kanye's Best Ill Grill Friend

HOLLYWOOD - In an attempt to further remind the world that he may just not be of this planet (originally), controversial rapper extraordinaire Kanye West has apparently seen fit to exchange his bottom set of teeth for a new and improved row of diamon...
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Funny story:  Jerry Brown Unzipped: Hard Copy, This??

Jerry Brown Unzipped: Hard Copy, This??

SACRAMENTO, CA - As predicted, the full-tilt, low-blow politics, so firmly on display throughout much of the over-heated California governor race between Democratic retread Jerry Brown and Republican Queen Bee-in-Waiting Meg Whitman, appears to have...
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Funny story:  Brett Favre comin' at ya! - Cranks For The Memory

Brett Favre comin' at ya! - Cranks For The Memory

JOHNSON CITY, NY - Although recent revelations that future retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent photos of his necessary privates on several occasions to coyolicious New York Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger during the 2008 season might seem sh...
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Funny story:  Montana Republicans Assume The Position: Don't Go There Girlfriend, Especially All You Guys

Montana Republicans Assume The Position: Don't Go There Girlfriend, Especially All You Guys

As far as the Montana Republican Party is concerned, if it ain't brokeback, there's no need to fix it. If, on the other hand, that's your particular side saddle of choice, then according to the current platform of that state's Grand Old Party, it's...
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Funny story:  Kick Out The Jams, Obama Haters (Excuse Me, While I Kiss This Guy!)

Kick Out The Jams, Obama Haters (Excuse Me, While I Kiss This Guy!)

LOS ANGELES - During a recent speech at Wisconsin's Laborfest, President Obama stunned an otherwise enraptured holiday audience with an off-the-cuff shout-out aimed directly at some of his more perpetually disgruntled critics within the overcrowded R...
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Funny story:  Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

THE HAGUE - Due to the quick-draw popularity of Iran's recently unveiled unmanned drone bomber aircraft - the so-called "Ambassador Of Death" (for no other reason than apparently because "Semi-Big Thing That Will Blow Up Near Where You Live" was alre...
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Funny story:  Obama's "Heart Not Head" Sucker Punch Tour Continues Divisive Search & Destroy Swing Through Ongoing Series Of Typically Unnecessary Social Land Mines

Obama's "Heart Not Head" Sucker Punch Tour Continues Divisive Search & Destroy Swing Through Ongoing Series Of Typically Unnecessary Social Land Mines

WASHINGTON D.C. - Although negative reaction to President Obama's obviously determined, and altogether fully assumed position of total support for a proposed Islamic center to be built in the shadows of New York's 9/11 Ground Zero district in Lower M...
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Funny story:  Disneyland Dress Code: If It Doesn't Fit, Do Not Sit, Just Get Up, And Sue The Pants & Hijab Off and/or On The Evildoers and Their Little Magical Empire, Too!

Disneyland Dress Code: If It Doesn't Fit, Do Not Sit, Just Get Up, And Sue The Pants & Hijab Off and/or On The Evildoers and Their Little Magical Empire, Too!

ANAHEIM - Another week like the one just passed, and it won't just be the usual bunch of Disneyland faithful - wide-eyed out-of-towners wearing hats that'll never sit atop a warm head ever again; loyally committed Southern No-Cal folk who have turned...
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Funny story:  FDR, We Only Thought We Hardly Knew Ye!

FDR, We Only Thought We Hardly Knew Ye!

WASHINGTON D.C. - For a stark, sobering reminder as to just how far we've apparently NOT come as a would-be free nation of celebrity obsessed news & information junkies, check out the virtual treasure trove of extra-enlightening goodies the Natio...
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Funny story:  Jackson Returns To Coach L.A. Lakers, Rest Of NBA Searches For Towel To Toss In

Jackson Returns To Coach L.A. Lakers, Rest Of NBA Searches For Towel To Toss In

LOS ANGELES - It's official. Phil Jackson finally decided yesterday to return as Los Angeles Lakers head coach, for what appears to be his for real final go-round at the helm of the recently crowned NBA champs. "Count me in," said Jackson, there...
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Funny story:  The Tortoise & The Hair-Trigger (And The Ostriches Who Love Them)

The Tortoise & The Hair-Trigger (And The Ostriches Who Love Them)

NEWARK, NJ - Two major U.S. based gun advocacy groups came out firing today with both barrels, in a somewhat coordinated response to Mexican President Felipe Calderon's call last week during his address before a Joint Session of Congress for statesid...
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Funny story:  Here Come "The Endies": Better Late Than Never

Here Come "The Endies": Better Late Than Never

HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat startling move that appears to have caught many industry sideliners completely off guard - especially those with either too much at stake in the immediate future and/or significantly less than the advised 20/20 with regards...
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Funny story:  Colin Farrell: Go West, Jung Man!

Colin Farrell: Go West, Jung Man!

According to various inside sources, paid to forever remain so, perpetual pub-crawling party boy, Colin Farrell, has agreed in principle to an emergency last ditch offer from seat-of-the-pants husband & wife producing team, F. Buddy Rose and Ana...
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