Blind Side actress Sandra Bullock finally ditched her bitch in divorce court and then announced she was adopting a child. No one cares about Jesse James' exit but the curious part is the child who is known due to recent press about him being sent bac...
In a matter of seconds the entire perception of the Vatican was changed when Pope Benedict did the unthinkable but also the most miraculous item a pontiff could embrace. In succumbing to the natural order of men and women the Pope met, married, and c...
The recent decision to ban 'smacking' of children in the UK has turned London into a hellhole of mischief.
The call for the ban was a knee jerk reaction to the recent court case where a teacher beat the cuff out of a student with a dumbbell after...
Brainbugs down under have stumbled on what to do with the menacing cane toads by grinding the evil little hoppers into sausage.
The toads are notorious for their ugly and toxic nature and have been poisoning the local endangered wildlife.
Spe...
Lindsay Lohan became the first casualty of the 'Lost' rip-off film 'The Other Side' when producers sent her to big girl Hollywood time out for the rest of her career.
Lindsay is best known for her past Disney days and current ample breasts and wi...
In a dazzling stream of multi colored lights famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking was abducted from a Star Trek convention by aliens.
Costumed to honor the retired science officer of the Enterprise Spock, aka Leonard Nimoy, it was first assumed...
The American Military had no idea what secrets its orbital spy plane, X-37b, would reveal but the multi billion dollar program has solved the dating enigma of Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson.
The mini shuttle was launched last we...
Katie Price wasted no time after dumping her husband and visited the Hymen Institute in Paris where she had a cherry installed. Knowing that she is Katie Price and can do whatever she wants we still asked her why such an action was needed since every...
Taking full advantage of their type casting Hollywood's favorite couple has signed up to do the remake of Kevin Costner's best film.
'Dances With Werewolves' has Rob playing Lieutenant John Goodbar who is turned by a vampire on a civil war battle...
In an obvious political panic attack President Obama flew to Hollywood to act as the cut man for Senator Boxer.
Boxer has been a long time supporter of Obama's every whim but is destined to be knocked out in the mid term elections.
Obama arri...
Hollywood embraced recycling today when it was announced David Hasselhoff agreed to headline the new cable soap opera 'The Hung and the Breathless.'
Hasselhoff is best remembered by reviving the lifeguard series 'Pamwatch' and starring in the sci...
At a research facility studying the effectiveness of political polls a blind squirrel by the name of Rocky was brutally hoofed to death by his long time civil partner Bullwinkle. The two are among a menagerie of retired cartoon stars at the joint and...
In what is called foreshadowing a frantic Kate Gosselin chose 'Don't Forget About Me' on 'Dancing with the Stars' and her abysmal performance has forced her into drastic measures.
Kate's disgusted partner, Tony Divamona, slammed on the child ditc...
One hundred and fifty years ago today science betrayed Sir Isaac Newton and his empirical fact based methodology, assassinated God and embraced the concept of self serving visual evidence. As a direct result Racism, Genocide and Bestiality have flour...
Taking full advantage of what will certainly be a short Hollywood career Kate Gosselin, of 'Kate and Eight' fame, suffered the most humiliating and hilarious of fates during a live broadcast.
The scheme was to capitalize on her recent fame and th...
In strict violation of the unwritten code of political ethics (yes that is an oxymoron) Obama railed on Republicans during his weekend radio address for everything from the potential 2011 lockout of NFL players to the volcanic eruption in Iceland tha...
What began as a routine procedure at Trafford Hospital turned into a bloody awful scene for Health Secretary Andrew Burnham when a staff member of the facility relived past glory. Mr. Burnham visited the out patient sector in order to have a vasectom...
A loo attendant at the BBC studio that filmed the recent debates claims all three candidates fail to measure up to past standards but Nick Clegg is well ahead of Cameron and Brown in the event of a hung Parliament.
Sharing TMI only a potty janito...