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Funny story: Bush nominates ZIppyThePinhead to Supreme Court

Bush nominates ZIppyThePinhead to Supreme Court

"He's never been a judge, but so what! At least he dresses like a Republican" says Bush.
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Funny story: North Korea threatens world peace, but there are better targets in Iran

North Korea threatens world peace, but there are better targets in Iran

Washington, DC-- Everybody is a target of North Korea's nuclear weapons program. But the U.S. is threatening war with Iran because, in the words of Donald Rumsfeld, "there are better targets in Iraq[Iran]".
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Funny story: All Democrats to be placed on No-Fly List

All Democrats to be placed on No-Fly List

All non-Republicans will have passports revoked after Bush re-elected...
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Funny story: Bausch & Lomb denies giving Iraq Al Qaeda Contacts

Bausch & Lomb denies giving Iraq Al Qaeda Contacts

Bush insists Saddam had Al Qaeda Contacts...
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Funny story: GOP's new secret weapon to help George Bush

GOP's new secret weapon to help George Bush

Weekly Reagan Funeral to be announced...
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Funny story: CBS announces new sitcom: 'Everybody Loves Reagan'

CBS announces new sitcom: 'Everybody Loves Reagan'

Will star Dick Cheney as Ray...
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Funny story: November Election Results: Anyone But Bush beats George W. Bush

November Election Results: Anyone But Bush beats George W. Bush

Nov. 10, 2004-- Anyone B. Bush (formerly known as John Kerry) won the American Presidential Election yesterday by beating George W. Bush. "I'm so happy I changed my name," said Mr. Anyone B. Bush, "it made all the difference in nam...
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Funny story: Oil hits $42 a barrel

Oil hits $42 a barrel

Washington, DC-- Under immense market pressure, oil hit $42 a barrel today, and all Americans began feeling the pinch. "Do you want fries with that?" has been replaced with "Do you your fries cooked, nominal extra charge?"...
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Funny story: DeBeers unveils "Herpes is forever" campaign

DeBeers unveils "Herpes is forever" campaign

Beats diamonds, says mining company...
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Funny story: Bush Announces Clean Vegetable Initiative

Bush Announces Clean Vegetable Initiative

All children to eat Texas okra; broccoli to be banned...
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Funny story: Arlington Cemetery to be renovated as Iraqi Freedom National Theme Park

Arlington Cemetery to be renovated as Iraqi Freedom National Theme Park

Washington DC -- Vice President, Executive Branch Czar, and acting Superintendent of Arlington National Cemetery Dick Cheney announced today that that since there are no longer any Americans employed in the armed services, the cemetery will be close...
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Funny story: U.S. Employment up 12%

U.S. Employment up 12%

Only thirteen employed people left in America, Bureau of Labor Statistics has two of them.
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Funny story: Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

Last branch of service to be outsourced...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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