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Bush nominates ZIppyThePinhead to Supreme Court

Funny story: Bush nominates ZIppyThePinhead to Supreme Court

"He's never been a judge, but so what! At least he dresses like a Republican" says Bush.

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North Korea threatens world peace, but there are better targets in Iran

Washington, DC-- Everybody is a target of North Korea's nuclear weapons program. But the U.S. is threatening war with Iran because, in the words of Donald Rumsfeld, "there are better targets in Iraq[Iran]".

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All Democrats to be placed on No-Fly List

Funny story: All Democrats to be placed on No-Fly List

All non-Republicans will have passports revoked after Bush re-elected...

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Bausch & Lomb denies giving Iraq Al Qaeda Contacts

Funny story: Bausch & Lomb denies giving Iraq Al Qaeda Contacts

Bush insists Saddam had Al Qaeda Contacts...

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GOP's new secret weapon to help George Bush

Funny story: GOP's new secret weapon to help George Bush

Weekly Reagan Funeral to be announced...

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CBS announces new sitcom: 'Everybody Loves Reagan'

Funny story: CBS announces new sitcom: 'Everybody Loves Reagan'

Will star Dick Cheney as Ray...

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November Election Results: Anyone But Bush beats George W. Bush

Funny story: November Election Results: Anyone But Bush beats George W. Bush

Nov. 10, 2004-- Anyone B. Bush (formerly known as John Kerry) won the American Presidential Election yesterday by beating George W. Bush. "I'm so happy I changed my name," said Mr. Anyone B. Bush, "it made all the difference in nam...

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Oil hits $42 a barrel

Funny story: Oil hits $42 a barrel

Washington, DC-- Under immense market pressure, oil hit $42 a barrel today, and all Americans began feeling the pinch. "Do you want fries with that?" has been replaced with "Do you your fries cooked, nominal extra charge?"...

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Heard on the Street: Dow Jones flat, Nasdaq hits new high

Investors wait on the sidelines...

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DeBeers unveils "Herpes is forever" campaign

Beats diamonds, says mining company...

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Bush Announces Clean Vegetable Initiative

Funny story: Bush Announces Clean Vegetable Initiative

All children to eat Texas okra; broccoli to be banned...

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Arlington Cemetery to be renovated as Iraqi Freedom National Theme Park

Funny story: Arlington Cemetery to be renovated as Iraqi Freedom National Theme Park

Washington DC -- Vice President, Executive Branch Czar, and acting Superintendent of Arlington National Cemetery Dick Cheney announced today that that since there are no longer any Americans employed in the armed services, the cemetery will be close...

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U.S. Employment up 12%

Funny story: U.S. Employment up 12%

Only thirteen employed people left in America, Bureau of Labor Statistics has two of them.

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Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

Funny story: Air Force contract goes to Pakistan

Last branch of service to be outsourced...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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