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Funny story:  Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

Lourdes Leon's tufty eyebrows made me kinda nervous admits ex-boyfriend Tim Chamalet

New York - Although no longer meeting in the middle of her finely chiseled brow the glossy black arches still rate highly on the annoyance register because of scary tufts that define the seventeen year-old pretty face. Now they're no longer Homel...
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Funny story:  US Creationist nuts target Pope for refusing to sell his Exxon shares

US Creationist nuts target Pope for refusing to sell his Exxon shares

New Jersey - Right wing fundamental Christian morons whose creed denies the existence of fossils have written to the Pope urging him to burn his fossil fuels portfolio. The Highland Park, New Jersey-based GreenFaith organization said today it has...
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Funny story:  Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Bandar Bush gets the boot as Saudi intelligence chief

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - A Saudi prince who was so far up the Bushes' ass that he became known as Bandar 'Burning' Bush has been given the heave-ho as head of Saudi Arabian Intelligence. Prince Bandar is credited as being the mastermind who ordered...
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Funny story:  Easter Bunny's Got The Hump Over Michelle's White House Egg Roll

Easter Bunny's Got The Hump Over Michelle's White House Egg Roll

Washington DC - He's hopping mad at White House chefs for messing up the mayo in the staff canteen's breakfast snack served sunny side up on Michelle's orders. A slimline, eco-friendly organic slime has replaced the traditional 100-calorie-a-pop...
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Funny story:  Tetrad news: Exodus 12 warned about Tuesday's bloody Passover eclipse

Tetrad news: Exodus 12 warned about Tuesday's bloody Passover eclipse

Israel - Tonight's Tetrad is the first of four eclipses mentioned in the Bible that warns about the time when Passover begins 'on the evening of the fourteenth day of the month' just as an apocalyptic blood-red eclipsed full moon wreaks havoc with t...
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Funny story:  Pope's penance to include 'I Am A Bully' sign

Pope's penance to include 'I Am A Bully' sign

Rome - The European Court of Human Frights has imposed a community service sentence on the Pope ordering him to wear a 'I AM A BULLY!' placard around his neck. For five hours every Sunday until the death of his predecessor, the Deserter Pope Joe R...
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Funny story:  'And bijou ensuite bathroom' as realtors list vagrants' Manhattan Bridge frame shacks

'And bijou ensuite bathroom' as realtors list vagrants' Manhattan Bridge frame shacks

New York - Admittedly the plumbing is a little primitive unless you consider a one pint plastic beaker having sufficient capacity for those midnight trips to the bathroom but hey, this is Manhattan where real estate rentals are going through the roo...
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Funny story:  Psychic who prophesied Obama 2008 landslide predicts next US President 'will be Maine Coon lover'

Psychic who prophesied Obama 2008 landslide predicts next US President 'will be Maine Coon lover'

Sydney, Australia - Sultry American presidential dog daze are almost over according to a famous Australian medium's prediction that the next President of the United States 'will be a major Maine Coon fan'. Blossom Goodchild, who wowed political pu...
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Funny story:  'Alien Autopsy' movie maker the secret mastermind behind lab-grown ET vaginas?

'Alien Autopsy' movie maker the secret mastermind behind lab-grown ET vaginas?

Roswell, Nevada - A film producer famous for his 'Alien Autopsy' documentary has been outed as the maverick genius behind a bio-engineering project to replace old, worn out and obsolete vaginas among female extraterrestrials. Ray Santilli, whose...
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Funny story:  French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

French 'crown jewels' offloaded in $80m Manhattan thrift sale

New York - The French Foreign Legion's ambassador the the United Nations is being asked to move to a downtown motel as his bosses in Vichy, France downsize their Manhattan portfolio. It's hoped the move will stave off foreclosure by the state-paw...
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Funny story:  Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Weeping Madonna Tears 'Nothing More Than Pigeon Mess'

Griffith, Indiana - Holy crap! The tears of a weeping madonna statue outside St Mary's Roamin Catlick Church have tested positive for avian post-digestive fecal matter, otherwise known as pigeon shit. All week parishioners had been flocking to th...
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Funny story:  Senate Foreign Relations Committee in lockdown ahead of Passover's 'blood-red' eclipsed fool moon

Senate Foreign Relations Committee in lockdown ahead of Passover's 'blood-red' eclipsed fool moon

Washington - Senators with relations committed in Israel have been told to stay dead schtum ahead of next week's great big blood-red eclipsed full moon just as Passover starts on Monday night. An extremely rare Sun-Earth-Moon-Mars alignment that h...
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Funny story:  Snout-in-the-trough sleaze bag Maria Miller 'a national effing disgrace'

Snout-in-the-trough sleaze bag Maria Miller 'a national effing disgrace'

London - That's the message from the House of Commons HMS Titanic Bar tonight where 95% of Parliamentarians are 99.9% pissed. And the remaining five percent too congenitally stupid to see a bloody great big iceberg called Maria Miller about to com...
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Funny story:  Hunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage

Hunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage

Washington - Allegations that the Reverend Al Sharpton 'is just one of many' who ratted on dozens of bad guys subsequently flung in jail following FBI probes have so far drawn a blank thanks to 'overwhelming evidence to the contrary' a presidential a...
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Funny story:  Tragedy as Bob Geldof's daughter Peaches found RIP aged just 25

Tragedy as Bob Geldof's daughter Peaches found RIP aged just 25

London - Her mother Paula Yates famously died from a heroin overdose aged just 41 shortly after her lover, INXS musician Michael Hutchence, was found auto erotically asphyxiated in an Australian hotel room. Tonight reports from London-based NewsCo...
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Funny story:  Big Oil tycoons pledge $20bn to build Manhattan Flood Barrier

Big Oil tycoons pledge $20bn to build Manhattan Flood Barrier

Manhattan, NYC - Months of hush-hush talks held under cover of a Hamptons International Film Festival planning committee are about to go public with the announcement of a $20bn scheme to protect Manhattan from pernicious tidal surges. Negotiations...
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Funny story:  NASA Lunar Rover sends pics of Sea of Tranquility fracking rig

NASA Lunar Rover sends pics of Sea of Tranquility fracking rig

Nevada Desert - Lunar archaeologists at NASA's Area 51, Roswell HQ are studying images of what looks like a perfectly preserved antediluvian fracking rig parked on the crude-rich Mare Tranquillitatis basin. Dozens of pictures relayed by satellite...
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Funny story:  Obscure London suburb overrun with spooks as CIA probes Muslim Brotherhood

Obscure London suburb overrun with spooks as CIA probes Muslim Brotherhood

London - The sudden appearance of scores of clean-shaven, suited-and-booted American 'tourists' in the ramshackle North London suburb of Cricklewood has unexpectedly put the fugitive Egyptian organization's abandoned pizza parlor HQ firmly on the map...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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