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Funny story: Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors to sex

Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors to sex

New York - The wannabe Madam President's charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors mostly with terrible human frights records. Including 'Philosophy of the World' albums by The Shaggs (1969). Rodham-Clitoris...
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Funny story: Brighton Pier won't be charged with sex offences

Brighton Pier won't be charged with sex offences

Brighton, West Sussex - Despite sackfuls of evidence of what really went on in the back of its dodgem bumper cars the UK's premier pleasure pier will not be charged with decades of kiddy-fiddling. This morning Crown Prosecutors admitted they'd bl...
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Funny story: 'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

New York - NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio will be Hillary Clinton's 2016 running mate according to a secret deal forged by the Reverend Al Sharpton. De Blasio is sitting pretty as a firm 3/1 favorite to become Hillary's slave - ah, Veep! - after pushing...
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Funny story: Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Snoop Dogg backs dope drone app

Los Angeles, California - Rolling Stoned magazine is reporting today that well known US rapper Snoop Dogg is a leading backer of an innovative $100m start-up business delivering medical marijuana by aerial drone. Mr Dogg, real name Calvin Cordoza...
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Funny story: Book world mourns famous author Gonetu Grass

Book world mourns famous author Gonetu Grass

Luebeck, Germany - Dead famous German author Gonetu Grass has died aged 87 his agent said today. A virulent opponent of German reunification Grass became well known for writing three books about Nazis. And outing Mrs Merkel as an SS slag. Fe...
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Funny story: Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It was red feces all round as a two kilo bag of Hillary Clinton's stools was delivered unexpectedly to the desk of Janet Yellen, chair of the Board of Governors of the US Federal Reserve System. An accompanying not...
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Funny story: Goldman Sux's Lloyd Blankfein 'struggling' at $2m per annum less than Chevron CEO John Watson

Goldman Sux's Lloyd Blankfein 'struggling' at $2m per annum less than Chevron CEO John Watson

New York - The Off-the-Wall-Street banker pulled in a reported $24million in 2014 compared to Chevron CEO John Watson who pocketed a well-earned $26m. Well done, John, you earned it. Considering. Now impressive as those numbers might sound to...
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Funny story: Poison ivy bushes bedeck Dunblane Cathedral for Andy Murray nuptials

Poison ivy bushes bedeck Dunblane Cathedral for Andy Murray nuptials

Dunblane, Scotland - Dozens of bubble-wrapped bushes of the Toxicodendron radicans genus have been installed at the Scottish cathedral where tennis pro Andy Murray is marrying Kim 'Jong-Un' Sears today. In a nod to William and Kate's own shrubby 2...
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Funny story: Accused 'pervert' tells judge he was merely training 'like a therapy dog'

Accused 'pervert' tells judge he was merely training 'like a therapy dog'

San Francisco, Ca - An alleged fetishist caught abusing loaded adult diapers has played a courtroom blinder with a 'dog's bollocks' mitigation plea. Orvil Feckles, 69, was caught on CCTV rummaging in a seniors' nursing home trash dumpster while a...
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Funny story: Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face. The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Cli...
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Funny story: 75 year-old regular drinker 'vanishes' as guerilla demolition razes historic London pub

75 year-old regular drinker 'vanishes' as guerilla demolition razes historic London pub

London - North London's Jamaican community is gobsmacked after a patron of some 40 years at a North London boozer was declared missing - presumed pissed - when a hysteric pub in Kilburn was suddenly demolished without permission this morning. Jere...
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Funny story: Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Jihadis insist Jesus was decapitated for drinking wine at Last Supper

Syria - IS Jihadis are claiming responsibility for beheading Mexican stevedore Jesus Gonzales after viewing cell phone footage of him quaffing bottles of Rioja at a Barcelona restaurant called Ultima Cena, Spanish for 'last supper'. The Cancun doc...
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Funny story: Apple creates one-off million dollar diamond-studded Apple Watch

Apple creates one-off million dollar diamond-studded Apple Watch

Cupertino - Some lucky wrist will be showcasing the 42mm 18-carat rose gold smartwatch when Apple's new baby is launched this weekend. And you can bet your bottom dollar it won't be Madonna or Kim Kardashian - let alone some ugly Russian oligarch...
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Funny story: Malia Obama has won $50,000 Oral Roberts fracking scholarship

Malia Obama has won $50,000 Oral Roberts fracking scholarship

Washington DC - Looks like the elder First Daughter is destined to read jurisprudence at Tulsa, Oklahoma's Oral Roberts University on a $50,000 scholarship sponsored by US super major UpStreamCorp. This morning a White House aide smiled widely bu...
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Funny story: Breast milk bought online 'is old cow's milk' say reports

Breast milk bought online 'is old cow's milk' say reports

Boise, Idaho - A furious row has broken out about human breast milk purchased on the internet after four pints sold by alleged newly-lactating mother Ms Shirley-Sue Throbtrotter, 15, tested positive for something much worse. According to a compla...
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Funny story: Ten Of Her Majesty's Knights Of The Gutter 'Are Paedo Suspects' On Interpol Most-Wanted List

Ten Of Her Majesty's Knights Of The Gutter 'Are Paedo Suspects' On Interpol Most-Wanted List

Gibraltar - A police investigation into the Hellfire Club has uncovered filthy dirty stuff about royal tosspots - mostly stalwarts of the British Conservative Party - an FBI report said today. And top of the list is Lord Smarmington KG GCMG CH MC...
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Funny story: Prince Charles hexed top US Senator as Bob Menendez charged with corruption

Prince Charles hexed top US Senator as Bob Menendez charged with corruption

Washington AC/DC - Creepy Brit royal Charles Windsore was snapped in DC last month wining and dining a grinning Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) - the DC high flier who was charged with 14 c*unts of corruption last knight. The indictment includes consp...
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Funny story: Is Pot Kosher For Passover?

Is Pot Kosher For Passover?

New York - Rabbis at Manhattan's B'nai Jeshurun are slugging out conflicting theories about this year's vital Jewish poser, Is Pot Kosher For Passover? The eight-day holiday begins at sundown Friday just as West Manhattan's Ashkenazi faithful dem...
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