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His Royal Heinous Dusts Down The Nazi Uniform

Funny story: His Royal Heinous Dusts Down The Nazi Uniform

London - Britain’s top snouts-in-the trough scrounger and über-fake royal will marry in uniform according to official wedding website @HitlerYouthNuptialz press releases today. “It’s a nostalgic nod to Windsor’s beloved Nazi Queen Mother,” the we...

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First April Fools Easter Sunday Since Crucifiction Says ‘Eater Of Blood’ Prof

Funny story: First April Fools Easter Sunday Since Crucifiction Says ‘Eater Of Blood’ Prof

Jerusalem, Israel - A highly successful Ancient Judean hoax is coming full circle this weekend according to the author of a book about Christian subjugation to Jewish ritual cannibalism during the dark daze of the Roman Plague. Former Chief Rabbis...

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Rump Dumped All Over My Golf Course Says Former Turdberry Owner

Funny story: Rump Dumped All Over My Golf Course Says Former Turdberry Owner

Ayrshire, Scotland (Hole-In-One/Ass Mess) - The woman who sold Turdberry Golf Course to Donald T Rump has complained to Scotland’s Crap Sports Authority about curling stone-sized deposits festooning the putting green. The move comes after dozens o...

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Anaconda serpentologists cast hex against Islamic Snake

Funny story: Anaconda serpentologists cast hex against Islamic Snake

Anaconda, Montana - Ministers at the First Anaconda Pentecostal Church of the Serpent-in-the-Garden are taking up arms against Jihadi terror by casting a hex against Islamic Snake. This evening local Snake-in-the-Grass TV News reported that charis...

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Hillary Clinton to be Face of the New Three Dollar Bill

Funny story: Hillary Clinton to be Face of the New Three Dollar Bill

Washington DC - "The cum-back kid always was a lowdown cheapskate," a Treasury official explained today, "makes sense to put Hillary's mugshot on the new $3 note." It means Mrs Clinton becomes the first woman in hystery to feature on an official U...

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'Bwahaha, it's not fair Mom' as Jihadi tough guy phones home whinging about theft of crack cocaine stash

Funny story: 'Bwahaha, it's not fair Mom' as Jihadi tough guy phones home whinging about theft of crack cocaine stash

Krak des Chevaliers, Syria - Cops have taped a phone call from a top ISIS commander on the blower to his Mom in the London suburb of Barking, Isle of Dogs, moaning about the theft of his crack stash. Jihadi John, a.k.a. Mhamed Emwazi bin-the-Khaz...

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Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp

Funny story: Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp

Norfolk, UK - Police arrested a suspicious vagrant outside St Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham today following complaints of a 'dirty tramp' sporting a 'suggestive' tattoo of latest royal baby Princess Charlotte. UK TV news broadcast coverage...

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Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal

Funny story: Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal

Wimbledon, London - "Playing on grass is my all-time favourite," World No 102 seed Dustin Brown chuckled as he explained how he'd wiped the floor with Rafael Nadal at Wimbledon's Center Court today. With temperatures soring (sick) into the high 9...

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The Spoof encrypts its news website

Funny story: The Spoof encrypts its news website

Cyberspace - Online satire publisher The Spoof has begun encrypting bits of its website to make it harder for hackers and cyber spies to monitor the stories its readers are enjoying. "We want our users to feel real secure," the virtual Editor exp...

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Holy smoke! Pope confirms Joseph P Kennedy sainthood move

Funny story: Holy smoke! Pope confirms Joseph P Kennedy sainthood move

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - "Sure is a miracle he never got busted," a US Justice Department source tweeted as the news of the American wartime ambassador to the Caught of St James's canonisation spread. Joseph P Kennedy, paterfamilias of...

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Space Station will run out of toilet paper in five days as SpaceX rocket bombs on takeoff

Funny story: Space Station will run out of toilet paper in five days as SpaceX rocket bombs on takeoff

Cape Canaveral, Florida - Disaster has struck a supply ship servicing the International Space Station completely destroying the vital payload that included one year's supply of toilet rolls. Elon Musk's SpaceX rocket exploded on liftoff vaporisin...

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Two old frauds in TV junk science love-in

Funny story: Two old frauds in TV junk science love-in

Washington - The President of the United Snakes of America and a Brit Reality TV con artist famous for faking the Beeb's wildlife documentaries have appeared in a televised White House junk science rant. Barack Obama and ageing UK naturalist (sic...

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Philae Comet Lander transmits pics of International Space Station astronauts taking a slash

Funny story: Philae Comet Lander transmits pics of International Space Station astronauts taking a slash

Space - A long range camera fixed to the Rosetta craft's Philae Lander has snapped Buzz Aldrin on board the ISS taking a surreptitious dump. NASA's famous spaceman and his pal Neil Armstrong were captured peeing out of the ISS saloon bar porthole...

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The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

Funny story: The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

Germany - A three day state visit to Sauerkrautland kicks off on Wednesday with a Bavarian beer drinking contest between Chancellor Angela Merkel and Queen Elizardbirth von Battenberg. Later the women are due to take part in a traditional bratwur...

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Texas frackers tender for Vatican's lucrative exorcism, relic-selling and excommunications business

Funny story: Texas frackers tender for Vatican's lucrative exorcism, relic-selling and excommunications business

Irving, Texas - A hydraulic fracturing trade association is bidding to take over large parts of the Vatican's hocus pocus division after the Pope fingered the global fossil fuel industry for turning the planet into a 'pile of filth'. Executives at...

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Mile High IVF Airways tells cabin crew they will be fired if the fail to get pregnant

Funny story: Mile High IVF Airways tells cabin crew they will be fired if the fail to get pregnant

Tampax, Florida - Female Mile High IVF Airways cabin crew have been told they can be sacked if they fail to get pregnant at 33,000 feet. Three cycles of in vitro fertilization in optimum atmospheric conditions should be enough to suit most women's...

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Oral sex banned again at Druids' upcoming Tooting Bec Lido solstice romp

Funny story: Oral sex banned again at Druids' upcoming Tooting Bec Lido solstice romp

Tooting, London - Authorities have renewed a banning order on oral sex in pubic places at this Sunday's annual summer solstice orgy. Festivities planned by Ye Ancient Order Of Bards And Hos were due to take place at Tooting Bec Lido, a swimming p...

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Swedish royal marries tattoed formerly topless ho

Funny story: Swedish royal marries tattoed formerly topless ho

Stockholm, Sweden - An old slapper whose greatest claim to fame includes posing topless with a boa constrictor for BigTitz magazine in 2004 has married a leading tool - oops, member! - of the Swedish royal family. Princess Mammalia as she will b...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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