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Funny story: Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Stockholm - A bit of Cold War submersible kit found adrift off Stockholm Archipelago's murky waters may be the remains of an emergency sub that fell off Roman Abramovich's superyacht Dun Frackin a Swedish Coast Guard spokesman said today. The str...
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Funny story: Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

Venus adds a touch of euthanasia to Thursday's somber solar eclipse

The Cosmos - A trainwreck astrological alignment straddles the Cosmos this Thursday when the Sun, Moon and Venus all pile into Scorpio triggering a solar eclipse in the Zodiac's Sign of Death. Skywatchers liken the aspect to a morphine/cocaine hig...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich's credit card declined at swanky NYC eatery

Roman Abramovich's credit card declined at swanky NYC eatery

New York - The Russian mobster was left red faced last night at trendy Upper East Side restaurant Kolestroll Klub when his credit card was declined after wolfing down a $5,000 slap-up meal. Abramovich, 69, who never carries cash, was forced to pul...
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Funny story: Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Amal Clooney's lost her marbles

Athens, Greece - Human frights lawyer Ms Anal Night Rate has been hired by Greece about its $100bn default of European bail-out money. A convenient sub-text about the Elgin Marbles sees the newly wed Mrs George Clooney parade a succession of desig...
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Funny story: MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

MRI scans reveal 2,500 year old Siberian princess died of acute cannabis deficiency

Siberia, Russia - An ancient Siberian mummy has tested positive for a cute cannabis deficiency. MRI scans reveal it 'dislocated her joints' and blew her skull wide open high up in the Altai Mountains circa BC500. The remains were discovered p...
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Funny story: Thousands of venomous spiders drive Bill de Blasio and family from Park Slope home

Thousands of venomous spiders drive Bill de Blasio and family from Park Slope home

Brooklyn - New York's mayoral family the de Blasios have been driven from their Park Slope home by an infestation of venomous spiders that fell from the roof space and burst out of the bathroom walls. They've hunkered down at the official NYC mayo...
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Funny story: United States Marine Corps besmirched in 'Rite To Be Forgotten' scandal

United States Marine Corps besmirched in 'Rite To Be Forgotten' scandal

The Pentagon, Virginia - The United Kingdom's highest military honor for valor in the face of the enemy, awarded in 1998 to the United States Marine Corps, has been expunged from history in a new twist in the 'right to be forgotten' data scandal.
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Funny story: Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Dabiq - A World Council of Wicca elder has written to Islamic State bigwigs about their adherents flocking to the Syrian border personality town of Dabiq scene of an ancient 7th century Sunni prophecy about Judgement Day. Mother Superior says she...
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Funny story: Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

Brit security services using construction tower cranes to spy on wannabe IS jihadis says Director Comey

New York - The CEO of the FBI has praised an innovative UK surveillance program that tracks potential terrorists with spyware fixed to high-rise construction cranes following the arrest of four suspected jihadis in London. "Of course we sold them...
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Funny story: Kerry Kennedy and pals under fire for their part in defrauding Chevron of billion$

Kerry Kennedy and pals under fire for their part in defrauding Chevron of billion$

New York - The human frights lawyer and apologist for the dirty, drunken Kennedy clan is in the frame to return a $250,000 bung paid to her by the Ecuador government to globally pimp its corrupt $19bn assault on Chevron. Partner in crime Mia Farr...
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Funny story: Islamic State readies bioterror drone nicknamed The Ebola Gay

Islamic State readies bioterror drone nicknamed The Ebola Gay

Syria - A 3-D printed Boeing B-29 Superfortress bomber is being kitted out by Islamic State terrorists in readiness to launch a germ warfare drone dubbed The Ebola Gay. Pentagon satellite footage from the Syrian desert shows a partially assembled...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Jeremy Clarkson/Top Gear expulsion from Argentina 'a BBC publicity stunt'

Buenos Aires - "Getting their asses kicked from Argentina over some dumb number plate ranks as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries," the head ot MI5 said today. The Security Service tipoff reckons Clarkson and his Top Gear henchmen were unceremonoiu...
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Funny story: Ebola testing at Hamptons Film Festival ahead of Wednesday's eclipsed blood moon

Ebola testing at Hamptons Film Festival ahead of Wednesday's eclipsed blood moon

Long Island - Astrologers advising the 22nd Hamptons International Film Festival are recommending the installation of a giant anti-Ebola sheep dip at Montauk Airport ahead of Wednesday's lunar eclipse. The blood-red supermoon will be conjunct Ura...
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Funny story: The Lord will smite the filthy Finkelsteins for pulling off yet another Yom Kippur stunt

The Lord will smite the filthy Finkelsteins for pulling off yet another Yom Kippur stunt

New York - Meatpacking District residents Joyce and Herb Finklestein will be atoning and repenting on completely empty stomachs at their local synagogue all day Saturday because it's Yom Kippur 5775. A well rehearsed display of heartfelt piety - j...
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Funny story: Secret Service director resigns following White House raccoon rampage

Secret Service director resigns following White House raccoon rampage

Washington - US Secret Service director Julia Pierson has quit her job after a raccoon ran riot in the White House and marked the Lincoln Bedroom with its anal scent glands. Pierson had been criticised for not having taken the raccoon threat serio...
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Funny story: Woman sues sperm bank after getting pregnant by rare coyote

Woman sues sperm bank after getting pregnant by rare coyote

Ohio - Mrs Gladys Chupacabra, 69, is suing her local sperm bank after it accidentally inseminated her with viles - uh, vials! - of coyote sperm...from a rare black prairie wolf. A $100m lawsuit lodged at Cook County Circuit Court alleges the mix-u...
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Funny story: 'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John

'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John

Baghdad, Iraq - 'Hope you appreciate I groomed her for you, George,' the CIA 's most wanted ISIL insurgent tweeted this morning as pics of George Clooney's wedding went viral on the net. Jihadi John, as he is known in Langley, Virginia, also uploa...
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Funny story: EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

EU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown

Dublin, Ireland - The Irish government has been ordered to seize billions of dollars in spurious new taxes from US tech giant Apple. A Chapter Eleven bankruptcy plot by departing EU Competition (sic) Commissioner JoaquĆ­n Almunia designed to ward o...
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