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Funny story: Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp

Princess Charlotte gets a tramp stamp

Norfolk, UK - Police arrested a suspicious vagrant outside St Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham today following complaints of a 'dirty tramp' sporting a 'suggestive' tattoo of latest royal baby Princess Charlotte. UK TV news broadcast coverage...
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Funny story: Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal

Brit fascists gobsmacked as dreadlocked black man beats grand slam ace Rafael Nadal

Wimbledon, London - "Playing on grass is my all-time favourite," World No 102 seed Dustin Brown chuckled as he explained how he'd wiped the floor with Rafael Nadal at Wimbledon's Center Court today. With temperatures soring (sick) into the high 9...
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Funny story: The Spoof encrypts its news website

The Spoof encrypts its news website

Cyberspace - Online satire publisher The Spoof has begun encrypting bits of its website to make it harder for hackers and cyber spies to monitor the stories its readers are enjoying. "We want our users to feel real secure," the virtual Editor exp...
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Funny story: Holy smoke! Pope confirms Joseph P Kennedy sainthood move

Holy smoke! Pope confirms Joseph P Kennedy sainthood move

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - "Sure is a miracle he never got busted," a US Justice Department source tweeted as the news of the American wartime ambassador to the Caught of St James's canonisation spread. Joseph P Kennedy, paterfamilias of...
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Funny story: Space Station will run out of toilet paper in five days as SpaceX rocket bombs on takeoff

Space Station will run out of toilet paper in five days as SpaceX rocket bombs on takeoff

Cape Canaveral, Florida - Disaster has struck a supply ship servicing the International Space Station completely destroying the vital payload that included one year's supply of toilet rolls. Elon Musk's SpaceX rocket exploded on liftoff vaporisin...
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Funny story: Two old frauds in TV junk science love-in

Two old frauds in TV junk science love-in

Washington - The President of the United Snakes of America and a Brit Reality TV con artist famous for faking the Beeb's wildlife documentaries have appeared in a televised White House junk science rant. Barack Obama and ageing UK naturalist (sic...
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Funny story: Killer shark spotted close to Clintons' Long Island holiday rental

Killer shark spotted close to Clintons' Long Island holiday rental

East Hampton, NY - Dubbed by locals the Whitewater Killer a Great White Loan Shark has been sighted menacing the balmy waters off Sagaponack close to the private beach abutting the Clintons' rented summer vacation pad. The 30-ft, 7,500lb monster w...
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Funny story: Philae Comet Lander transmits pics of International Space Station astronauts taking a slash

Philae Comet Lander transmits pics of International Space Station astronauts taking a slash

Space - A long range camera fixed to the Rosetta craft's Philae Lander has snapped Buzz Aldrin on board the ISS taking a surreptitious dump. NASA's famous spaceman and his pal Neil Armstrong were captured peeing out of the ISS saloon bar porthole...
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Funny story: The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

The Queen to be buried under Reichstag beer tent

Germany - A three day state visit to Sauerkrautland kicks off on Wednesday with a Bavarian beer drinking contest between Chancellor Angela Merkel and Queen Elizardbirth von Battenberg. Later the women are due to take part in a traditional bratwur...
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Funny story: Texas frackers tender for Vatican's lucrative exorcism, relic-selling and excommunications business

Texas frackers tender for Vatican's lucrative exorcism, relic-selling and excommunications business

Irving, Texas - A hydraulic fracturing trade association is bidding to take over large parts of the Vatican's hocus pocus division after the Pope fingered the global fossil fuel industry for turning the planet into a 'pile of filth'. Executives at...
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Funny story: Mile High IVF Airways tells cabin crew they will be fired if the fail to get pregnant

Mile High IVF Airways tells cabin crew they will be fired if the fail to get pregnant

Tampax, Florida - Female Mile High IVF Airways cabin crew have been told they can be sacked if they fail to get pregnant at 33,000 feet. Three cycles of in vitro fertilization in optimum atmospheric conditions should be enough to suit most women's...
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Funny story: Oral sex banned again at Druids' upcoming Tooting Bec Lido solstice romp

Oral sex banned again at Druids' upcoming Tooting Bec Lido solstice romp

Tooting, London - Authorities have renewed a banning order on oral sex in pubic places at this Sunday's annual summer solstice orgy. Festivities planned by Ye Ancient Order Of Bards And Hos were due to take place at Tooting Bec Lido, a swimming p...
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Funny story: Swedish royal marries tattoed formerly topless ho

Swedish royal marries tattoed formerly topless ho

Stockholm, Sweden - An old slapper whose greatest claim to fame includes posing topless with a boa constrictor for BigTitz magazine in 2004 has married a leading tool - oops, member! - of the Swedish royal family. Princess Mammalia as she will b...
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Funny story: Shave the Children Fund gets lousy treatment

Shave the Children Fund gets lousy treatment

Lahore, Pakistan - A global charity dedicated to eradicating international louse pandemics among juveniles has been closed down by the authorities for alleged anti-competition activities against the Pakistan Nit Company. Shave the Children has be...
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Funny story: Superstitious? Saturday's 34th anniversary of Trooping the Colour potshots at Queen

Superstitious? Saturday's 34th anniversary of Trooping the Colour potshots at Queen

London - The Queen is totally freaked out about this Saturday's Trooping the Colour which occurs on the exact 34th anniversary of someone firing six blank shots at her while astride sidesaddle on royal steed Burn Knees. Uh, Burmese. 19 year-old...
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Funny story: Prince Philip succumbs to mad cow disease

Prince Philip succumbs to mad cow disease

London - A trail of steaming cow pats around Buckingham Palace has been traced to Prince Philip on his 94th birthday. The bonkers consort of Elizardbirth Vagina has long been suspected of disseminating bovine spongiform encephalitis and other farm...
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Funny story: Rafael Correa caught fracking - no, wait, hacking! - into Nicola Sturgeon's ovulation-tracker phone app

Rafael Correa caught fracking - no, wait, hacking! - into Nicola Sturgeon's ovulation-tracker phone app

New York - The President of Ecuador picked up the scent of the ScotsGnats Leader's ripening sunny-side uppers during a UN hog roast in honor of FIFA. And now he's got Scottish eggnog all over his face. Sturgeon, on a four day fat-finding missio...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich shells out $125m for American Pharoah

Roman Abramovich shells out $125m for American Pharoah

New York - Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich has bid $125m for the Triple Crown's latest awesome champ, the biggest price ever paid for a thoroughbred racehorse. This morning his distinctive armored Lincoln Continental was seen arriving at trainer...
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Kerry Deals With Hostage Crisis

A spokesman for the U.S. State Department announced that Secretary of State John Kerry has been taken hostage by Iranian terrorists and is involved in negotiations demanding his immediate release.
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