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Funny story: Bill De Blasio's NYC Blizzard A Global Warming Damp Squib

Bill De Blasio's NYC Blizzard A Global Warming Damp Squib

New York - The Mayor of New York has been left hopping mad after falling for a classic 'Blizzard-of-the-Century' scam. Bill de Blasio shit down - oh, shut down - most of New York City on Monday night after the Snowmageddon card from the Major Arca...
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Funny story: Russian spy ring smashed

Russian spy ring smashed

New York - A new Anna Chapman scandal has erupted in NYC with the arrest of three Russian spies stationed in Wall Street's premier cocaine dealing district. Dim-Eatery Pissoff, Sirgay Molotov-Koktale and cell-leader Alexander Bumpkopf were busted...
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Funny story: King Salman Court Phishing In The Yemen

King Salman Court Phishing In The Yemen

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - Kingmakers in the royal entourage are believed to have acquired sensitive information such as usernames, password and credit card details of the dead sovereign's widows and other hos. King Abdullah's harem of 130 wives and...
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Funny story: Saudi King bequeathes 'magnificent' gift to Tony Blair in royal will

Saudi King bequeathes 'magnificent' gift to Tony Blair in royal will

Jeddah - As a mark of esteem for services rendered King Abdullah has reportedly left Blair one of his 130 wives in his last will and testicle published this morning. Aides of the old despot who died on Thursday said that Her Highness 'had already...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club attorneys to defend Sheldon Silver

Corrupt Bastards Club attorneys to defend Sheldon Silver

New York - Lawyers formerly defending Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club politicians and their oil industry pimps have been hired to act for New York Assembly leader Sheldon Silver who was arrested on multi-million dollar graft charges this morning. A...
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Funny story: Busty peroxide Russian tennis ho, 23, drops dead in bolt-from-the-blue coronary

Busty peroxide Russian tennis ho, 23, drops dead in bolt-from-the-blue coronary

Moscow - An up-and-coming young tennis pro Violet de la Tiara Eva was found slumped dead this morning following a work-out with new balls on court number one. The 23 year-old beauty was internationally famous for her 30 inch long peroxide hair ex...
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Funny story: The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

The Astrology Channel pulls out of State of the Union coverage

Washington DC - Citing an off-color Mars/Neptune conjunction in Pisces followed by a psychotic Aquarius New Moon the acclaimed Astrology Channel has suddenly turned chicken. And cancelled Tuesday's live stream Presidential rant. It's the first...
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Funny story: Cabinet maker becomes first openly Irish government figure

Cabinet maker becomes first openly Irish government figure

Shergar, County Louse - A semi-skilled cabinet maker in Ireland has come out in pubic as the first openly Irish government minister in the hystery of the traditionally conservative Catholic country. The annoucement this weekend by carpentry minist...
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Funny story: 'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

'He Has The Right To Remain Obnoxious' - GOP leader tells the Senate as Obama proposes massive tax hikes to soak the rich

Washington - "The President has the right to remain obnoxious," US Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell said on the Sleazy-SS Channel's Fuck the Nation program in a timely free speech rant. "But he won't be getting a single red cent from decent...
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Funny story: Sordid Arabia dubbed the world's morality toilet

Sordid Arabia dubbed the world's morality toilet

Dammam, Saudi Arabia - The Sanitation Operatives International League - SOIL - has commemorated high falutin' Saudi rhetoric with its annual Bullshit Gong for poisoning citizens' minds with Sharia garbage. It is the 60th consecutive year that the...
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Funny story: White House Queen's Chamber swept for bedbugs as UK PM Cameron gets the fluffy pillow routine

White House Queen's Chamber swept for bedbugs as UK PM Cameron gets the fluffy pillow routine

Washington - British diplomatic sources are adamant there will be no Jeffrey Epstein-style peroxide hanky-panky for David Cameron when he hunkers down for a White House sleepover tonight. "Besides," First Attache Sir Humpfree Whorsely commented, "...
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Funny story: Cool Ant Leaks From International Space Station, Major Evacuation Under Way

Cool Ant Leaks From International Space Station, Major Evacuation Under Way

The Cosmos - Space paleoentomologists (WTF dat? 'Ed') at NASA's insect fossil cloning division are studying reports that a species of glacier ant indigenous to comets has gummed up the works in the International Space Station. Close-ups of a colon...
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Funny story: Jesuis Wept cartoon for Charlie Hebdo commemorative front cover

Jesuis Wept cartoon for Charlie Hebdo commemorative front cover

Paris, France - Wednesday's massive five million print run of the mammorial - ah, memorial! - edition has already sold out in the wake of the massacre following a huge weekend PR campaign. Its front cover features a bearded Jesuis Wept figure coo...
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Funny story: Blair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs

Blair to give On The Runs 'evidence' about fugitive bastards' sprint to top statesmen jobs

London - Feckin filthy Oirish terrists cut themselves one helluva sweetheart deal a UK Parliamentary Committee will hear on Tuesday as former Prime Monster Tony B Liar takes the stand at a Norhtern Ireland affairs grill. Politicians are probing ho...
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Funny story: Evil Bactrian 'Goes Mental' At Camel Kisses Farm

Evil Bactrian 'Goes Mental' At Camel Kisses Farm

Wichita Fools, North Texarse - A two-hump camel's rutting season debut got off on the wrong hoof this weekend with the sudden trampling to death of stud staff. Keepers at the Camel Kisses Farm were fatally run down in a breeding pen by three year-...
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Funny story: Politicians cash in on Paris tragedy by hogging limelight at Sunday rally

Politicians cash in on Paris tragedy by hogging limelight at Sunday rally

Paris, France - The planned Liberte, Egalite & Fraternite rally at the Place de la Republique on Sunday is an absolute God-given no-brainer EU spin doctors advised today. Buoyed by a huge wave of public support following the Charlie Hebdo atro...
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Funny story: Russian Orthodox Christmas Day Celebrations Dazzle

Russian Orthodox Christmas Day Celebrations Dazzle

Moscow - Festivities kicked off around noon today with a traditional 21-Gun Salute likened by revelers to Chinese fire crackers at the start of the annual lunar New Year. Patriarch Kiril, former head of the KGB and now the nation's top cleric, sp...
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Funny story: Oil dips below $50

Oil dips below $50

California - A kilo of Sonoma County Best macrobiotic organic lactose-free olive oil salad dressing has nudged $49.99 for the first time since the OPEC crudites crisis of '99. In brisk trading on the Nasduck Monday the price of restaurant-grade av...
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Apple make huge profits!

An apple a day obviously keeps the doctor away! The consumers of apples have created huge global profits and consumers are munching daily whilst spitting out "soft-micro maggots"!
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