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Funny story: Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

Blair gets Order of the Boot from cushy Piss Process job

London - George Dubya Bush's favorite poodle fellater has fucked up badly in his UN Pisskeeper position after being grassed up by the Saudis as a useless whinging pompous twat. It means goodbye to a $10m annual salary, private jet and stable of ho...
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Funny story: Skull & Bones Society suspected in Yale graduate's suicide leap

Skull & Bones Society suspected in Yale graduate's suicide leap

New Haven - A seedy Yale men's wanking club whose past members include George W Bush and George H W Bush is being probed about a new suicide scandal according to QM-NewsCorpse reports. Cops have quizzed 'Boners' as Skull & Bones Society member...
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Funny story: Radio carbon dating tests reveal Pope Joe Ratzinger in fossilised state

Radio carbon dating tests reveal Pope Joe Ratzinger in fossilised state

Rome - Retired Vatican rock star Pope Bennydick 16 has crumbled to ruins two years after getting the boot for the Turin Shroud scam. This morning a medical team examining the ex-Pontiff's private quarters confirmed they's found a dry rot infestati...
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Funny story: 'A Beautiful Launderette' numbers man found RIP in back of Yellow Cab

'A Beautiful Launderette' numbers man found RIP in back of Yellow Cab

New Jersey - A topnotch mathematician thought to have been the inspiration behind the movie 'A Beautiful Launderette' has been found in a deceased condition inside a crashed New Jersey cab. John Doe Jr and his wife Jane, both 103, were in the bac...
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Funny story: United Arab Emirates national flag on 100ft flagpole discovered on NASA's Mars pics

United Arab Emirates national flag on 100ft flagpole discovered on NASA's Mars pics

Arabian Gulf - There were huge grins all round at the Al Mushrif Presidential Palace in Abu Dhabi this weekend as NASA released images of the red planet's Aeolis Mons district showing the UAE national flag flying atop a 100ft pole. "Of course thi...
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Funny story: Churchill Downs channels Mammorial Weekend breast-shaped crop circle

Churchill Downs channels Mammorial Weekend breast-shaped crop circle

Louisville, Kentucky - An enormous pair of alien bazookas has appeared on the mile-long oval track straddling Louisville racecourse. And it appears to be lactating Martian Milkshake judging by the nipple secretions spouting close to the five furlo...
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Funny story: Bakers prosecuted over 'homophobic' fairy cakes

Bakers prosecuted over 'homophobic' fairy cakes

Dublin, Eire - A Mountjoy Square bakers is being taken to court about its 'homophobic' fairy cakes and family recipe chocolate fudge muffins. Brothers Eamonn and Seamus O'Gateau who run the Mountjoy Bun-in-the-Oven Bakery have been ordered to st...
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Funny story: 'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles

Ballybollox, Eire - The Prince of Wails was in shock today when ex-IRA scumbag Gerry Adams fingered diehard Provos for slaughtering and barbecuing the Aga Khan's fabled wonder horse. "They charcoal-grilled and ate him at a garden party during the...
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Funny story: 50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

50,000 dope dealers 'including drone pot delivery service' following Obama's @POTus tweets

Washington DC - East Coast pot entrepreneurs Bong-U-Like were one of the first to retweet Barack Obama's inaugural message from the newly launched @POTus account. The drone pot delivery service operates a major concession in DC with the President...
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Funny story: Joe Biden snaps up George Harrison's Fender Ghettoblaster for $500k

Joe Biden snaps up George Harrison's Fender Ghettoblaster for $500k

New York - Vice President Biden made the winning bid at the Hard Rock Cafe today setting a new record for Beatles memorabilia and other bits of useless 60s music tat. Bidding was brisk at the Times Square venue as the 1965 Stratocaster, first used...
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Funny story: Cockroaches running riot in Jenna Bush Hager's flashy Long Island kitchen

Cockroaches running riot in Jenna Bush Hager's flashy Long Island kitchen

Long Island, New York - An airbrush artist employed to showcase Jenna Bush and husband Henry Hager's Long Island teardown is being sued for failure to erase creepy-crawly images inside the couple's beachside home. Pictures posted on Sag Harbor's B...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Brad Pitt casts Leonardo DiCaprio as attorney Randy Mastro in blockbuster Chevron movie

Hollywood, California - "Except that Randy's way better looking," Mrs Mastro tweeted this evening as the news of Brad Pitt hiring Leonardo DiCaprio sent the price of crude rocketing another $57 a barrel. The Wolf of Wall Street actor will star as...
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Funny story: The Web Recoils As Prince Charles' 'Black Spider' Letters Published

The Web Recoils As Prince Charles' 'Black Spider' Letters Published

London - There has been a venomous backlash about Prince Charles' letters to various tarantulas, black widows, funnel webs and birdeating spiders published in Britain today. Posts on the ArachnophobesAnonymous.con website allege the Pretender has...
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Funny story: Wild Bore Wreaks Havoc In Hong Kong Clothing Boutique

Wild Bore Wreaks Havoc In Hong Kong Clothing Boutique

Hong Kong - Poor bastard had to be tranquilized with a police riot-issue stun gun before being carted off to wild hog rehab. Weighing 200lbs and covered in ticks the Sus Scrofa or Sino-Eurasian wild swine had crashed through a Hong Kong clothes s...
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Funny story: OMFG! Shaikh of Araby's swear box secrets freak out Hillary Clinton

OMFG! Shaikh of Araby's swear box secrets freak out Hillary Clinton

The Gulf - An eminent Arabian head of state who fined visitng dignitaries for profane language is making America's former Cursed Lady squirm. Shaikh Ratel Anrol, head of the powerful House of Swords, secretly installed a Sharia-compliant swear box...
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Funny story: Hillary slapped with racketeering lawsuit

Hillary slapped with racketeering lawsuit

New York - Famous Manhattan law firm Fang & Claw LLP are lead attorneys in a RICCO - Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Clinton Organizations Act - lawsuit against the former Fist Lady according to reports. Hired by scions of a famous US presidentia...
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Funny story: Hellfire Club back in the saddle again

Hellfire Club back in the saddle again

London - A seedy trifecta of Hellfire Club bastards is back in charge of the British Government tonight. Three former Bullingdon boys - David Cameron, George Osborne and Boris Johnson - are pissing themselves stupid at pulling off a majority in wh...
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Funny story: Progress 69 Spacecraft: what are the odds of being fried by falling debris?

Progress 69 Spacecraft: what are the odds of being fried by falling debris?

The Cosmos - A dead Russian supply ship called Progress 69 is hurtling out of control somewhere in the stratosphere ahead of an imminent crash landing on planet Earth tomorrow. And everybody could be affected. Scientists at Moscow's Bigears Sp...
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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