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Funny story:  Putin orders Russian forces into Hawaii

Putin orders Russian forces into Hawaii

Russian president Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin has ordered his crack Spacsnatz forces to seize the island of Maui in what many fear is a desperate attempt to secure a nice holiday destination for the Putins. Hot on the heels of the recent Crimean assa...
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Funny story:  A look ahead at X Factor 2013 - what's in store for the return of the hit TV smash?

A look ahead at X Factor 2013 - what's in store for the return of the hit TV smash?

With X Factor looming we take a look at what's in store. Well, the biggest change is good old Shaz is back after replacing the talentless slingback wearing cockney bird Tulisa. Bizarrely enough it was only weeks ago when Tullisa swore blind she wo...
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Funny story:  Wahlberg: 'Regrets, I had few...'

Wahlberg: 'Regrets, I had few...'

Hollywood actor Mark Wahlberg has apologized for his "ridiculous" remarks concerning the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Wahlberg told a men's magazine that if he had been on one of the planes as intended he would have: 'kicked the ass' of the terrorists...
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Funny story:  Easy life for Abu Qatada

Easy life for Abu Qatada

The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that Abu Qatada the suspected 'right hand man' of Osama bin Laden should not be deported in spite of the UK's attempts to see the back of him. In their ruling the Court went further than many expected s...
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Funny story:  Chinese throw iPhones at egg shop that fails to open

Chinese throw iPhones at egg shop that fails to open

Unhappy Chinese folk today threw their iPhones at an egg store that failed to open. The store in Beijing was due to open this morning and promised to sell different types of eggs, however when it failed to open its doors the baying crown grew more an...
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Funny story:  Channel 5 to launch another reality show - 'Dancing with Mice'

Channel 5 to launch another reality show - 'Dancing with Mice'

Channel 5 bosses appear to have stolen another reality show, well copied one anyway in their latest offering: Dancing with Mice. In the show, celebs will train to dance with real live mice on ice. While not being completely original it seems to...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Victim of French Leaky Implants

Katie Price Victim of French Leaky Implants

Katie Price (aka Jordan) may be the first star to be having problems with leaky French tit implants. Price's PR gurus announced yesterday that one of her tits seems to be smaller than the other, a sure sign of problems. One guy said: 'Ms Price fe...
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Funny story:  Greatest ever golfer dies - Kim Jong-il

Greatest ever golfer dies - Kim Jong-il

The world of golf was today morning a lost champion in the North Korean leader Kim Jing-il. Aficionados of the sport will remember Jong-il for his legendary one and only game where he hit a 68 below par score that contained no less than 11 holes in o...
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Funny story:  BBC Frozen Planet Faked?

BBC Frozen Planet Faked?

BBC executives were today denying the entire series was faked, but agreed some footage could have been misleading. One exec said: 'Ok, the footage of Attenborough in his back yard wading through polystyrene made to look like snow was a little fake...
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Funny story:  Cameron says 'F**k off' to Europe

Cameron says 'F**k off' to Europe

After a marathon night of negotiations regarding Europe debt and sovereign power the Brit Prime Minister David Cameron issued the Churchilian two fingered salute to the Germans and the French. Although the official talk was of taxing the financial...
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Funny story:  Bilbo Baggins on his way to The Hague

Bilbo Baggins on his way to The Hague

The popular fictional character Bilbo Baggins has an arrest warrant out on him for crimes against humanity in Ivory coast, however some are questioning the validity of the warrant believing it to be for Laurent Gbagbo 'Baggins.' Interpol, having i...
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Funny story:  Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Katie Price, aka Jordan (the mahoosive breasted lover of geeky Greek men and lingerie wearing cage fighters) today started giving evidence about her experiences relating to UK press ethics. Price aimed her criticisms clearly at the now defunct New...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Manager Villas Boas Sacked after his snake almost killed a ball boy!

Chelsea Manager Villas Boas Sacked after his snake almost killed a ball boy!

The manager of Chelsea FC was sacked this morning after one of his pet snakes escaped its confines, wrapped itself around a young ball boy and squeezed hard, a spokesperson explained. The snake, a Boa Constrictor, was one of many belonging to the...
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Funny story:  Godzilla spotted off Japanese coast

Godzilla spotted off Japanese coast

Scientist's worst fears may have been realised following numerous witness sightings of a prehistoric monster near to the nuclear disaster zone. Many say 'fact is stranger than fiction' and that could now be the case near Fuckushima, with the milit...
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Funny story:  'We're all Fuked' say Japanese boffins

'We're all Fuked' say Japanese boffins

Boffins monitoring the Fukushima nuclear power plant leaks now fear the site is about to go nuclear! After considering a visit to the plant to report eye witness accounts we decided to phone instead. Mr Yoshi who is a resident boffin at the plant...
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Funny story:  Experts forecast the great British £1 will soon be too expensive to buy

Experts forecast the great British £1 will soon be too expensive to buy

Economy experts are predicting that our £1 will cost at least £5 or more to buy in the next few years. Inflation, taxation and something called costation will over the next few years push up the price of the £1 to well over the £5 mark. A professo...
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Funny story:  Indian cricketers now embroiled in new fixing scam

Indian cricketers now embroiled in new fixing scam

Another two cricketers from the Indian team are now facing a new fixing scam. Rather than match fixing it has been alleged that these two stars have been fixing toasters, kettles and even DVD players on the side. While on tour over here instead of...
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Funny story:  Lie detector fitted to House of Commons implodes after just 20 minutes!

Lie detector fitted to House of Commons implodes after just 20 minutes!

In a bold move to re-establish confidence in our MP's David Cameron made the decision to fit a revolutionary new lie detector in the House of Commons, but that decision may now have back fired. The device engineered by a German scientist and teste...
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