With X Factor looming we take a look at what's in store.
Well, the biggest change is good old Shaz is back after replacing the talentless slingback wearing cockney bird Tulisa. Bizarrely enough it was only weeks ago when Tullisa swore blind she wo...
Hollywood actor Mark Wahlberg has apologized for his "ridiculous" remarks concerning the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
Wahlberg told a men's magazine that if he had been on one of the planes as intended he would have: 'kicked the ass' of the terrorists...
The European Court of Human Rights has ruled that Abu Qatada the suspected 'right hand man' of Osama bin Laden should not be deported in spite of the UK's attempts to see the back of him.
In their ruling the Court went further than many expected s...
Unhappy Chinese folk today threw their iPhones at an egg store that failed to open. The store in Beijing was due to open this morning and promised to sell different types of eggs, however when it failed to open its doors the baying crown grew more an...
Channel 5 bosses appear to have stolen another reality show, well copied one anyway in their latest offering: Dancing with Mice.
In the show, celebs will train to dance with real live mice on ice. While not being completely original it seems to...
Katie Price (aka Jordan) may be the first star to be having problems with leaky French tit implants.
Price's PR gurus announced yesterday that one of her tits seems to be smaller than the other, a sure sign of problems. One guy said: 'Ms Price fe...
The world of golf was today morning a lost champion in the North Korean leader Kim Jing-il. Aficionados of the sport will remember Jong-il for his legendary one and only game where he hit a 68 below par score that contained no less than 11 holes in o...
BBC executives were today denying the entire series was faked, but agreed some footage could have been misleading.
One exec said: 'Ok, the footage of Attenborough in his back yard wading through polystyrene made to look like snow was a little fake...
After a marathon night of negotiations regarding Europe debt and sovereign power the Brit Prime Minister David Cameron issued the Churchilian two fingered salute to the Germans and the French.
Although the official talk was of taxing the financial...
The popular fictional character Bilbo Baggins has an arrest warrant out on him for crimes against humanity in Ivory coast, however some are questioning the validity of the warrant believing it to be for Laurent Gbagbo 'Baggins.'
Interpol, having i...
Katie Price, aka Jordan (the mahoosive breasted lover of geeky Greek men and lingerie wearing cage fighters) today started giving evidence about her experiences relating to UK press ethics.
Price aimed her criticisms clearly at the now defunct New...
The manager of Chelsea FC was sacked this morning after one of his pet snakes escaped its confines, wrapped itself around a young ball boy and squeezed hard, a spokesperson explained.
The snake, a Boa Constrictor, was one of many belonging to the...
Scientist's worst fears may have been realised following numerous witness sightings of a prehistoric monster near to the nuclear disaster zone.
Many say 'fact is stranger than fiction' and that could now be the case near Fuckushima, with the milit...
Boffins monitoring the Fukushima nuclear power plant leaks now fear the site is about to go nuclear!
After considering a visit to the plant to report eye witness accounts we decided to phone instead. Mr Yoshi who is a resident boffin at the plant...
Economy experts are predicting that our £1 will cost at least £5 or more to buy in the next few years. Inflation, taxation and something called costation will over the next few years push up the price of the £1 to well over the £5 mark.
A professo...
Another two cricketers from the Indian team are now facing a new fixing scam. Rather than match fixing it has been alleged that these two stars have been fixing toasters, kettles and even DVD players on the side.
While on tour over here instead of...
In a bold move to re-establish confidence in our MP's David Cameron made the decision to fit a revolutionary new lie detector in the House of Commons, but that decision may now have back fired.
The device engineered by a German scientist and teste...
Travellers across the UK are sick and tired of the recent Channel 4 hit 'My Big Stupid Illiterate Bullying Non-Tax-Paying Fly-Tipping Fat Gypsy Wedding.'
Many are fearful the TV show is damaging to their culture.
Often known as 'Romany Gypsie...