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Funny story: Pompey enlist Bond villain in attempt to beat drop

Pompey enlist Bond villain in attempt to beat drop

There were reports yesterday that administration stricken Portsmouth have enlisted the help of the skull faced Baron Samedi, a villain in the James Bond movie 'Live and let die', in their attempt to fight off relegation. A source close to the club...
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Funny story: Toddler's behaviour calls science into question

Toddler's behaviour calls science into question

The scientific community was rocked yesterday by claims that the world may not revolve around the sun as previously thought and may in fact revolve around two-year-old Molly Jones from Little Clarendon Street, Oxford. Professor David Jones of Oxfo...
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Funny story: Government plan to beat obesity by 'beating up the obese'

Government plan to beat obesity by 'beating up the obese'

Secretary of state for health Andy Burnham yesterday outlined government plans to tackle the rising obesity problem by giving the obese 'a damn good kicking'. 'For years now the government and the department of health have championed the benefits...
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Funny story: Man appalled at thought of 'inevitable' sex with Ashley Cole

Man appalled at thought of 'inevitable' sex with Ashley Cole

Manchester factory worker Brian Hilton has expressed his horror at what he believes is now an inevitable sexual encounter with disgraced footballer Ashley Cole. 'It seems everyday another crop of beautiful women appear in our newspapers and televi...
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Daryl Hannah Breaks Up With Neil Young

I get confused sometimes but as soon as he started playing Heart of Gold instead of Sweet Caroline, I realized that I had gotten Neil Young and Neil Diamond mixed up," said Ms. Hannah on her break-up.

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