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Obama insists on Escrow account from God

An asteroid has been sighted which may miss Earth or might wipe out all of life on this planet. Shorters on the stock market have been taking positions on Earth being hit so they can make a load of money in the short term before they are eliminate...

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Obama and BP: White House is not Anti-British

Funny story: Obama and BP: White House is not Anti-British

The White House has taken the unusual step of denying that President Obama is anti-British because of his hatred of British Colonial Rule in Kenya. When asked why he continued to use the term "British Petroleum" instead of the company's real name,...

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Gillian Duffy apologises for calling Gordon Brown "a two faced prat"

It was supposed to be just a visit to the shops to buy a loaf of bread but 66 year old Gillian Duffy today became embroiled in a media frenzy after a chance encounter with the Prime Minister in Rochdale. Gillian was politeness itself as she questi...

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Waste management company to bid for Greece

Funny story: Waste management company to bid for Greece

The downgrading of Greece to Junk Status has attracted the attention of a waste management company, who are considering a takeover bid for the country. A spokesman said that "We operate wherever junk and waste are plentiful and Greece would be an...

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Plymouth Argyle Players Punished by Japanese Owners

Funny story: Plymouth Argyle Players Punished by Japanese Owners

Japanese businessman Yasuaki Kagami, whose company has a large holding of Plymouth Argyle shares has reacted badly to the team's relegation. Speaking on a specially constructed stand in the middle of Home Park, he berated the team for not working...

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Vulcanologists to arrive on tonight's delayed Space Shuttle

Funny story: Vulcanologists to arrive on tonight's delayed Space Shuttle

The Space Shuttle Landing has been delayed until 10:23 am on 21 April 2010. Mission Control said that the delay was to allow a team of Vulcanologist, lead by Dr Spock, to transport themselves to Iceland as the Shuttle comes into orbit. A spokes...

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Socialists to be proscribed from today

Socialists will be outlawed from today to ensure that any discussions on alternative ways of running essential services are not discussed in the forthcoming general election. "We are determined that we will not give these people the oxygen of pub...

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Tory Party to Move to Belize

Funny story: Tory Party to Move to Belize

Following revelations that Tory Party Paymaster, Lord Ashcroft, hasn't paid tax in years, David Cameron announced that today that it will move Tory Party Headquarters and all Tory MPs to Belize "sometime next month". The announcement follows criti...

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