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Funny story:  Massive Take That Announcement!

Massive Take That Announcement!

Lardy warbler Gary Barlow vehicle Take That stirred the media up into a frenzy today with a top secret press conference where they were to make an announcement of huge importance. The location was released to the media, but completely kept from th...
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Funny story:  Chicharito's Head "Back to Front"

Chicharito's Head "Back to Front"

Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez has revealed the secret of his baffling goal against Stoke, which was apparently scored with the back of his head. It turns out the Mexican international, known as Chicharito - which translates as "the li...
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Funny story:  Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marriage is already on the rocks, according to showbiz gossip websites, after Brand was caught having sex with one of the camels used in the ceremony. The news came just hours after the pair released a statement toge...
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Funny story:  Obama Administration: Suicide NOT "too sporty" for Gays

Obama Administration: Suicide NOT "too sporty" for Gays

Barrack Obama has admitted they underestimated the problem of homosexual bullying among teens in America, saying "we thought actually committing suicide as a result would be a bit 'too sporty' for those kinda guys." The President made a televised...
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Funny story:  FIFA Deny Corruption Claims - "Of Course We Are!" says Blatter

FIFA Deny Corruption Claims - "Of Course We Are!" says Blatter

FIFA have angrily denied claims made by a British newspaper that they have found at least one person in the organisation who is not corruptible. Secret filming by The News of the Plebs alleges to show Dutch representative Hertz van Rental refusing...
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Funny story:  Bale-Chimp Swap Hoax Uncovered

Bale-Chimp Swap Hoax Uncovered

Tottenham are under investigation from FIFA, after it turns out they have been passing off a monkey as Welsh international Gareth Bale for a number of months. The left footed youngster is believed to have been switched for a chimpanzee during the...
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Funny story:  Bear Shits in Woods - Tiger Furious

Bear Shits in Woods - Tiger Furious

Tiger Woods is said to be furious, after a bear defecated into his mouth. The incident happened whilst Woods was on the 10th hole of a golf course in Colorado. It is, in fact, a common occurrence for professional golfers to be used by the wild an...
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Funny story:  George Michael in Nuclear Submarine Driving Accident

George Michael in Nuclear Submarine Driving Accident

Public toilet-frequenting pop star George Michael is in trouble with authorities again, after yet another driving accident. However, this one was whilst at the helm of a nuclear submarine. The Careless Whisper singer has only just been released e...
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Funny story:  Ferguson Mad, Rooney Cow

Ferguson Mad, Rooney Cow

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has compared wantaway striker Wayne Rooney's yearning looks across the city towards Eastlands to those of a jealous farmer or bestiality enthusiast. "Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow, and you...
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Funny story:  Taliban Assemble Bomb for Sky News - Bomb Gets Own Show

Taliban Assemble Bomb for Sky News - Bomb Gets Own Show

A roadside bomb that a Taliban fighting unit planted to kill British troops, has been given a job on Sky News. Sky executives, having seen footage of the Improvised Explosive Device (IED) being planted by the Taliban during a Sky News report, thou...
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Funny story:  Rooney Won't Sign New Deal - Can't Write Own Name

Rooney Won't Sign New Deal - Can't Write Own Name

Wayne Rooney looks set to leave Manchester United because he will not, or cannot, sign a new deal at the club. The England striker is not thought to be interested in a move away from Old Trafford, but is understood to be physically unable to write...
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Funny story:  Cat Bin Woman Fined - "Wrong Type of Litter" say Council

Cat Bin Woman Fined - "Wrong Type of Litter" say Council

A woman from the West Midlands, who became a national figure of hate for putting a cat in a bin, has been fined £250 by her local council. Coventry City Council say they took action when video footage taken by a neighbour showed Mary Bale putting...
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Funny story:  NHS to "Cure" Emos with Chemo

NHS to "Cure" Emos with Chemo

The NHS is to extend its use of chemotherapy beyond cancer patients, and to teenagers who listen to unrelentingly poor music and wear excessive amounts of black cosmetics. These so-called "Emos" have been classed as a health and safety risk by the...
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Funny story:  Barry Chuckle Wins Labour Election Contest

Barry Chuckle Wins Labour Election Contest

Barry Chuckle defeated brother Paul in as closely fought leadership contest the Labour Party has ever seen. The vote swung back and forth in the complicated election system, as fellow candidates Orville the Duck, Grotbags from ITV (circa 1980s) an...
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Funny story:  China Moves From "One Baby" to "One Woman" Policy

China Moves From "One Baby" to "One Woman" Policy

China is celebrating thirty years of their one child policy by taking an even harder stance to control their population - shifting to a one woman policy. The one baby principle limits families to just one child, and the government claims to have p...
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Funny story:  Rooney Seeks Solace in Bus

Rooney Seeks Solace in Bus

Wayne Rooney is seeking solace from his marital problems by refusing to leave the Mancehster United team bus. United arrived at Goodison Park for their Premier League game with Everton today, but the potato-headed England striker refused to disembar...
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Funny story:  Villa's Nightmare Returns

Villa's Nightmare Returns

Aston Villa crashed out of Europe to Rapid Vienna for the second year running, in desperate bid to maintain some level of normality at the tumultuous Birmingham club. After Martin O'Neill's latent boredom rose to the surface, forcing him to quit,...
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Funny story:  Shops Withdraw "Paedo" Clothes

Shops Withdraw "Paedo" Clothes

A number of high street stores have started to withdraw ranges of childrens' clothing due to fears it is actually creating paedophiles. It follows Primark's decision to take a padded bikini top aimed at 7 year olds off their shelves, after an outc...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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