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Bird charity informer blows the lid on decades of bird slaughter

Funny story: Bird charity informer blows the lid on decades of bird slaughter

An informer who broke ranks with a highly respected bird charity has been revealing the dark secrets of how the organisation covertly slaughtered millions of birds it was supposed to be protecting. According to Joey Calipso, the charity lost its w...

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Man has foot imprisoned after Welsh arrow blunder

Funny story: Man has foot imprisoned after Welsh arrow blunder

A man who shot and killed a complete stranger in Chester with a bow and arrow has had his foot imprisoned by a judge at The Old Bailey. The accused, John Doyley, claimed he had only intended to wound the victim, 47 year old David Anwyl, and that h...

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Charity calls for OED to close the book on 'Facebooking'

Funny story: Charity calls for OED to close the book on 'Facebooking'

A charity that counsels abused library staff has petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to drop the verb 'Facebooking' from the official new words due to be added to the next version of its dictionary. The popularity of social networking website...

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Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Funny story: Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Foreign Secretary David Miliband has found himself at the centre of a political storm after eagle-eyed journalists spotted that travel advice for tourists visiting Grenada was allegedly altered to coincide with his planned family holiday to the islan...

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Ozone hole heading towards moon, say scientists

Funny story: Ozone hole heading towards moon, say scientists

According to newly fudged data released by scientists today, the Ozone hole, traditionally said to be over Antarctica, has now broken free from Earth's stratosphere and is drifting towards the moon. Though the news was greeted with cheers by most...

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"We were sleep invading," claim US tanks discovered in the rubble of Tehran

Funny story: "We were sleep invading," claim US tanks discovered in the rubble of Tehran

The US administration were struggling to explain how one of its largest armoured divisions had completely razed the Iranian capital, despite the official line still being that diplomacy was the sole agenda with Iran. In an emergency address to the na...

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Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

Funny story: Online Dating typo led to torture session claims CIA lover

An unfortunate typing error led to an Ohio woman enduring an hour-long ordeal of torture by a man she met online. The man, Gerald Smarts, who claims to work for the CIA, said that he thought it was what she wanted. The woman, who asked not to be...

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Woman finds family of illegal immigrants in bananas from local supermarket

Funny story: Woman finds family of illegal immigrants in bananas from local supermarket

An elderly widow from Milton Keynes was shocked to discover a family of 8 illegal immigrants sleeping in a bag of Fair Cop bananas she bought from her local supermarket. Fat bag Daisy Upton, 73, said, "Ooh, well, now there's thing. I did think...

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New government campaign targets spontaneous human combustion

Funny story: New government campaign targets spontaneous human combustion

Costing 3 billion pounds, the new hard-hitting government safety campaign, aimed at cutting fatalities from spontaneous human combustion, will show a man whistling nonchalantly like some kind of idiot while smoke rises all around him. Featuring th...

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DEA smash massive international piñata

Funny story: DEA smash massive international piñata

The US Drug Enforcement Administration were last night celebrating smashing a massive piñata that stretched from the coast of Venezuela to mainland Europe and was thought to have involved the Colombian Cartels and the Sicilian Mafia. Spanish coast...

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ITV facing prosecution over dead rat in studio kitchen

Funny story: ITV facing prosecution over dead rat in studio kitchen

Gino D'Acampo found himself at the centre of a new scandal yesterday after a rat died on the set of 'Never cooks, Trevor cooks,' the show where two contestants, one who never cooks and the other named Trevor, battle it out in the kitchen to win a yea...

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NOT Derren Brown NOT photographed in compromising position NOT with West End Stripper.

Funny story: NOT Derren Brown NOT photographed in compromising position NOT with West End Stripper.

NOT Following allegations that TV Hypnotist and Magician, Derren Brown, had NOT been caught on camera with Page Three model and stripper, Felicity Bunslide, we asked for an opportunity to NOT put questions to the Mystical TV Entertainer and he agreed...

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US accuses Iran of leaking cheese onto the internet

Funny story: US accuses Iran of leaking cheese onto the internet

Tensions between Washington and Tehran are set to increase today as the US has published a report by the CIA accusing Iran's Revolutionary Guards of dumping tons of cheese across the web. US Secretary of Almost-President, Hilary Clinton, stated at...

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Katie Price has had her centre of gravity surgically removed

Funny story: Katie Price has had her centre of gravity surgically removed

Katie Price's press agent today confirmed that the over-inflated glamour model has had her centre of gravity surgically removed and relocated in Siberia, but denied the recent rumours in Hokem! Magazine that this was in preparation for a third breast...

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BMW has announced it is recalling all models of its cars due to 'a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel.'

Funny story: BMW has announced it is recalling all models of its cars due to 'a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel.'

BMW has today announced that it is recalling every single model of all its cars due to a major attitude problem behind the steering wheel. A spokesperson for the automobile maker, who asked not to be named or touched by mere mortals, explained the...

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