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Wedding Bells for Kenny Blankenship and "Olga from Volga"

Funny story: Wedding Bells for Kenny Blankenship and "Olga from Volga"

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Despite threats from Russian police authorities to imprison the mysterious "Olga from Volga", one of the two female kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, she is headed down the aisle instead. At a press conference today,...

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Track Meet in Reverse at U of O's Hayward Field

Funny story: Track Meet in Reverse at U of O's Hayward Field

EUGENE, OREGON - University of Oregon athletic officials have announced a new track meet in honor of Steve Prefontaine, a world-class middle and long distance runner, who along with Frank Shorter, Bill Rodgers, and Jim Ryun generated a running boom i...

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Kenny Blakenship and Vince Romano Released by Two Volga Women

Funny story: Kenny Blakenship and Vince Romano Released by Two Volga Women

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Police authorities in Sochi have announced that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano were released by their elusive, female Russian kidnappers early this morning. Kenny and Vic, who were kidnapped several nights ago by two Volga women,...

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Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

Funny story: Gordon Ramsay Announces Celery Cook-Off

LONDON, ENGLAND - Gordon Ramsay, who has been awarded 15 Michelin Stars, has plans to hold a celery cook-off in July in Arvada, Colorado, the Celery Capital of the World. According to Ramsay, "Any chef can hold their own in a chowder cook-off or a...

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Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

Funny story: Hawaiians Forbidden to Marry Serbians in International Alphabet Emergency

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - Wedding registry officials at the United Nations have handed down a decision concerning the flood of over-long newlywed names from abroad. Speaking for the registry committee, Sir Engvald Torkner said, "It was bad enough...

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1st International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be Held In Frankfurt

Funny story: 1st International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be Held In Frankfurt

FRANKFURT, GERMANY - In an effort to establish dachshund racing in Germany, the Frankfurt City Fathers are excited to announce the First Annual International Dachshund Race, Sausage and Beer Festival to be held here in June. Race Organizer, Engleb...

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U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

Funny story: U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...

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Man, 20ish, Found Wandering Near Elko Says He Was Abducted by Aliens and Given a Mullet

Funny story: Man, 20ish, Found Wandering Near Elko Says He Was Abducted by Aliens and Given a Mullet

ELKO, NEVADA - Today police authorities in Elko reported the mysterious appearance of a young man, probably in his early 20's, who was found semi-dazed, wandering in the desert outside of town last Wednesday. A truck driver, Elmer Comstock, of Sna...

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"Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

Funny story: "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

DENVER, COLORADO - The Best in the West Business Bureau (BIWBB) of Colorado has announced a new campaign to give start-up pot related businesses a boost. Called the "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign", the BIWBB hopes to draw customers to new businesse...

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President Wants the Harlem Globetrotters and Armed Forces Exhibition Teams to Visit North Korea

Funny story: President Wants the Harlem Globetrotters and Armed Forces Exhibition Teams to Visit North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has announced today that he is asking the entire Harlem Globetrotters team to visit North Korea as goodwill ambassadors, along with a special exhibition team composed of the best of the U.S. Armed Forces basketball...

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"Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

Funny story: "Olga from Volga" Offered a Lucrative Contract With Worldwise Wrestling Federation

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Worldwise Wrestling Federation (WWF) representatives were in Sochi today to offer "Olga from Volga", one of the anonymous kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, a lucrative wrestling contract with their Iron Butterfly Lady Wr...

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Rock and Roll Museum to Open West Coast Version

Funny story: Rock and Roll Museum to Open West Coast Version

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - Officials from the Rock and Roll Museum in Cleveland, Ohio, have announced they will open a West Coast version in San Francisco next year. The decision was made after a particularly hard winter in Cleveland, when touris...

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Fox Hunting Touted as Next New Summer Olympic Event

Funny story: Fox Hunting Touted as Next New Summer Olympic Event

LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND - In a highly secret, behind the scenes, "blue blood grass effort", the sport of Fox Hunting is being touted as the next new Summer Olympic event. An unidentified source has revealed several highly influential supporters from...

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New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

Funny story: New Hollywood Telescope Business a Popular Tourist Destination

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - A new Hollywood business called "All Eyes Are On You", has quickly become a popular tourist destination since opening in October. Owner, Buzz Rocklin, bought a lot up in the Hollywood Hills next to the Iconic "Hollywood" s...

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Leprechauns Enveloped in Fog in Pacific Redwood Forest

Funny story: Leprechauns Enveloped in Fog in Pacific Redwood Forest

WILLITS, CALIFORNIA - Park ranger, Gustav Gustafson, Redwood National and State Parks (RNSP) spokesman, was sporting a bandage around his head at a press conference early this morning. "Thankfully, the Redwoods are currently enveloped in a quiet f...

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Mysterious Doodle Showing Up Across the Globe

Funny story: Mysterious Doodle Showing Up Across the Globe

LONDON, ENGLAND - The National Graffiti Data Base reported today that a mysterious doodle has been showing up at locations throughout the world. The doodle is of a nerdy youngster with an overbite sporting a fine row of sharp teeth. "This doodle...

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NASA Puts "Yellow Ladder" Into Orbit

Funny story: NASA Puts "Yellow Ladder" Into Orbit

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MoMA, the Museum of Modern Art in New York City, has confirmed that Petrov Daviditch's Post Modern Masterpiece, Yellow Ladder Floating in Deep Space, has been successfully put into orbit as the Milky Way Galaxy's first known art...

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"Orca Dinner" Wins Best New Group at Grammys

Funny story: "Orca Dinner" Wins Best New Group at Grammys

LOS ANGELES, CA.- The band in their signature black and white costumes were "exhilarated" by the award." Whoa! We just like thought up the name after watching that cool documentary about the whales eating baby seals off the beach in South America. Ha...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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