A UK Member of Parliament, a boy sent out to do a man's job, ended up a screaming, bullying, finger pointing fool on BBC Newsnight.
Discussing the phone hacking scandal, that he described as "a little local difficulty", the MP, who we can call Kno...
While admitting that the final result could have been better, a LibDem spokesman insisted that Eurovision voting is open to "manipulation" and an unacceptable level of tribalism.
The spokesman stressed that for several, very credible reasons the U...
It is a big day today for all the young students in Scotland. Exam fever has taken over as they begin their "Highers". That's not quite an "A" level but then Scotland always has to be different.
Imagine thousands of nervous students opening their...
Wandsworth, London: Children, all dressed in the latest play park friendly, designer gear from the Slide and Swing fashion house, are to be heard, screaming and whooping derision at less well off kids from the latest must have status symbol.
Chanc...
Unemployment in the UK is rising month by month and many office workers would be happy to take a post in 10 Downing Street. However, the UK Prime Minister, David Cameron has revealed a novel solution to the problem. He creates people.
A Mrs E Adam...
Startling news from Buckingham Palace tonight confirms that neither Tony Blair or Gordon Brown will be page boys at the big do in Westminster Abbey next Friday.
Mr Blair has been practising by holding up a table cloth for hours, while Mr Brown is...
An educated Scotsman has taken to burrowing himself away in his quiet office on the shores of the River Forth in Scotland.
He reads and rereads every Tory speech of the past year and delights in hearing his young children reciting the Tory fairyta...
Police in Zaragoza, Spain are hunting for a thief who has made off with a pile of black bin bags, stuffed with 500 Euro notes, from a convent in the city.
Spanish detectives are puzzled as to how a group of nuns came to be in possession of so much...
The Parliamentary Voting and Constituencies Bill has now received Royal Assent and as a result, the Isle of Wight will have two constituencies instead of one.
The Electoral Commission will now decide on which basis the island will be split. Previo...
Police in Inverness have collected a middle aged man, with ginger hair, from the Bus Station in Inverness.
Locals waiting for their buses had become alarmed at the increasingly bizarre behaviour of the man.
"He appeared to be carrying a House o...
Walter Smith, having banished Sally McCoist to a golf course in Crieff, is reported to have discussed his present Rangers team's performances with true blue, once a Ger always a Ger, Sir Alex Ferguson.
Hothead Sally, always up for a joke and a lau...
The truth about the debacle at Parkhead between Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic can be revealed.
Glasgow Celtic (not THE Celtics of Boston) players have taken to reading the Susan Boyle autobiography, "Who I was born to be", before each match.
There comes a time in the career of a Prime Minister when a decision, that might or might not make his career, has to be taken.
The man in charge needs to make some very difficult choices. Call me Dave is wrestling with a choice now. Whether or n...
Some Susan Boyle fanatics, choked on their sparkling lemonade, as they watched, "In the Night Garden", on TV, in Scotland, this afternoon.
It appears that Igglepiggle, the blue teddybear star of the children's show, has swiped the latest quilt cr...
It is his mission to cut hard and cut often. He will search out every corner of his department and he will be savage. Nothing is safe from his beady eyes.
The Right Honourable, Eric Pickles, MP, UK Local Government and Communities Secretary, a ro...
Call me Dave, went to Munich, gave a racist speech to appease the racist Angela Merkel and the Tory right wing.
Now, he is reported to be livid at the reaction to his speech.
Insiders at Downing Street, insist that the speech was all about the...
Reports of a mobile phone, still ringing inside a crocodile in the Ukraine, have sent officers from the Met, aka Scotland Yard, scurrying to visit and examine the crocodile.
A police spokesman insisted that no croc would be left unturned in their...
An enraged Call me Dave, allegedly, summoned a meeting of the wise and wonderful of his Tory Party cohorts last night. The meeting, apparently lasted through the night, and, has resulted in the resignation of Andy Coulson, Tory Director of Spin and M...