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Funny story: Cameron and Osborne Missing

Cameron and Osborne Missing

Money markets around the world were rocked this morning after newly crowned Prime Minister David Cameron and his Chancellor, George Osborne, were revealed to be missing. They were last seen just after the outgoing Chancellor and former comedian, S...
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Funny story: Pensioners Will Be Blamed For Global Warming

Pensioners Will Be Blamed For Global Warming

The far-right BNP have released claims that a future Lib-Dem, Labour, Conservative or UKIP government would seek to bolster claims for the existence of global warming by linking it to the growth in the number of pensioners. Speaking at the launch...
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Funny story: Greece To Be Bailed Out - UK, Germany to Take 30% Share

Greece To Be Bailed Out - UK, Germany to Take 30% Share

After weeks of worsening economic news, Greece has been bailed out in a controversial scheme that will see the UK and German governments both take 30% of shares in the country. RBS-chief, Stephen Hester, has also been installed as the new Prime Minis...
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Funny story: Griffin Expelled By Own Party

Griffin Expelled By Own Party

BNP leader, Nick Griffin, was ousted by his party last night in an extraordinary general meeting of its leadership council. During the party's recent legal wranglings over its membership policy, their constitution, which requires would-be members...
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Funny story: Army Training Budget Defended by MOD

Army Training Budget Defended by MOD

Top military brass were last night rushing to defend the decision to close down 5 training bases and replace them with X-Boxes and the lastest version of "Call Of Duty". A spokesman dismissed claims this was further evidence of budget reductions i...
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Funny story: Epic Oscars Ceremony Expected

Epic Oscars Ceremony Expected

The most expensive and longest Oscars ceremony in history is expected this year with creative control and a budget of $1.2trillion handed to "Avatar" director, James Cameron. The extra budget, syphoned off the US government stimulus package as a t...
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Funny story: Prisoner Reoffends

Prisoner Reoffends

UK Society was rocked to its foundations after the first ever recorded incident of a released prisoner reoffending. The ex-con, who can not be named for legal reasons, was expected to do the same as the 200,000 prisoners released every week and se...
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Funny story: Wrong Sort of Chaps Running The Place These Days

Wrong Sort of Chaps Running The Place These Days

In a candid interview with The Telegraph today, outgoing Tory MP, Sir Rhodes D'Oblivion, condemned the lack of decent sorts in top positions these days. "There's just not enough decent chaps in parliament," he told the reporter from the comfort of...
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Funny story: Government to Bail Out Pompey

Government to Bail Out Pompey

In a shock twist to the dark comedy surrounding Portsmouth football club, the government has announced that it is stepping in to bail out the ailing Premier League club. "We believe that allowing the club to collapse would do lasting damage to the...
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Funny story: Darling In Gladiator Analogy Shocker

Darling In Gladiator Analogy Shocker

Chancellor of the Exchequer and semi-professional Steve Martin impersonator, Alistair Darling, today revealed that he had instructed the media to "unleash hell" at his signal when he announced that the UK was descending into a pit of despair not seen...
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Funny story: Dissident Nationalists Call for Full "80's Revival"

Dissident Nationalists Call for Full "80's Revival"

The political stalemate in Ulster was shaken to within inches of its life today when revivalist nationalists once again showed why all car insurance ads carry the caption "Excludes NI". In a coded statement, the retro-obsessed terrorists, gave war...
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Funny story: Cole Dropped - Bridge Expected To Be Called Up

Cole Dropped - Bridge Expected To Be Called Up

The world of football was rocked to its foundations today with the shock dropping of Chelsea Left Back, Ashley Cole, from the Girls Aloud 5-A-Side competition. Cole, who shares a name with fellow Chelsea player, Joe, was dropped after straying off...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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