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Funny story: Supreme Court Outs Itself: Now Trans-Constitutional

Supreme Court Outs Itself: Now Trans-Constitutional

BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that gender bending is old hat, thanks to Caitlyn Jenner, it was only a matter of time before constitutional bending became the norm. In the latest rulings; the first of which Chief Justice Roberts zigged to add meaning to wo...
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Funny story: Chief Justice Caitlyn Roberts Receives Key To Women's Restroom of Supreme Court

Chief Justice Caitlyn Roberts Receives Key To Women's Restroom of Supreme Court

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a stunning development, Chief Justice John Roberts changed his name to Caitlyn Roberts, thereby joining Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan as custodians of keys to the women's restroom of the Supreme C...
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Funny story: One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ACME Defense Department confirmed today that Mokhtar Belmokhtar, "the one-eyed sheikh," was taken out by one of its roving anti-terrorist affiliates at large, Wile E. Coyote, somewhere in the sand dunes of Syria Using tacti...
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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Now Selling Reversible Bracelet: WWCD-WWBD

Caitlyn Jenner Now Selling Reversible Bracelet: WWCD-WWBD

BILLINGSGATE POST: Whether you wish to call him by his baptized name, Bruce, or by her Irish name, Caitlyn, be assured that Jenner will profit from it. After his revealing pose on the cover of Vanity Fair, for which he received untold millions, Je...
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Funny story: Road Runner Clones Join ISIS: ACME Forces Drop Anvils Upon Hearing "BEEP! BEEP!"

Road Runner Clones Join ISIS: ACME Forces Drop Anvils Upon Hearing "BEEP! BEEP!"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Homer's Sirens, who lured Odysseus with their beautiful voices of doom as he sailed off the rocks of Scylla, the "BEEP! BEEP!" emanating from the Road Runner is now piercing the morning solitude from minarets in Ramadi, luring...
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Funny story: Big Red ACME Amphibious Anvil Machine Rolls Into Ramadi: Field Marshal Coyote Hums Tune

Big Red ACME Amphibious Anvil Machine Rolls Into Ramadi: Field Marshal Coyote Hums Tune

BILLINGSGATE POST: Reminiscent of General George Patton's counterattack in 1944 which liberated Germany from the Nazi regime, newly appointed Field Marshall Wile E. Coyote stood on the hood of his Hummer and watched as his Big Red ACME Amphibious An...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a move some historians say is the equivalent of the appointment of General Eisenhower to lead the Allies against the Nazis in 1942, Wile E. Coyote was deep selected by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter to lead the 60 nation co...
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Funny story: George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years. Desc...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the on-going saga of Coyote vs Road Runner, an escalation engineered by the ever-devious Road Runner confused the GPS setting on the ACME HellFire missile, resulting in a total malfunction of the tracking device, causing it to...
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Funny story: Judge Rules That Wile E. Coyote Can Use Predator Drone To Attack Road Runner

Judge Rules That Wile E. Coyote Can Use Predator Drone To Attack Road Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a preliminary hearing, Judge Amos Whitaker ruled that Wile E. Coyote be allowed to use an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) to attack Road Runner. Despite arguments by Road Runner that this would give Coyote an unfair advantage an...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Names ACME And Road Runner In Personal Injury Lawsuit

Wile E. Coyote Names ACME And Road Runner In Personal Injury Lawsuit

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E. Coyote filed charges against ACME Corporation and the Road Runner in the Los Angeles District Court this morning. Represented by Attorney to the Stars, Gloria Pinchmouth, Coyote alleges that ACME Corporation and the Road...
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Funny story: President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

BILLINGSGATE POST: When President Obama said, "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon Martin," he obviously identified with Trayvon because they were both African American. On the other hand, when the pictures of the six Baltimore police office...
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Funny story: President Obama Names Al Sharpton Commissioner Of National Rampage League

President Obama Names Al Sharpton Commissioner Of National Rampage League

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama, in a speech addressing the burning and looting of Baltimore, proposed that a new league patterned after the National Football League be formed so that cities might charge spectators and television viewers a fee to...
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Funny story: Pavlonian Media Taught To Slobber When They See A TelePrompter

Pavlonian Media Taught To Slobber When They See A TelePrompter

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like many great scientific advances, classical conditioning was discovered accidentally. Like Pavlov, President Obama discovered that his running dog media would begin to salivate whenever he entered the room, even when he was no...
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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...
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Funny story: Two Wongs Don't Make A Wite

Two Wongs Don't Make A Wite

BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere in the Chinatown District of San Francisco, David and Cynthia Wong, who both have the same surname, are deeply doubting one another. Both of Chinese descent, they are equally baffled by the birth of a son who is Cauc...
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Funny story: Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

BILLINGSGATE POST: Which candidate has the cutest chipmunk cheeks? Although Hillary looks more like an adorable rodent than Elizabeth, both have faces that seem a little squirrely to the casual observer. In anatomical terms it is called having "buc...
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Funny story: Taxidermist Receives $760K For NOT Stuffing Lesbian Couple At Wedding

Taxidermist Receives $760K For NOT Stuffing Lesbian Couple At Wedding

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, world famous forensic taxidermist, after receiving threats to shut down his business after he refused to provide wedding-day taxidermy services to Orvilla Leatherskin and Priscilla Featherstockings, a le...
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Imperial Palace Announces New Prestigious Appointment

Barack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.
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