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Funny story: Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confused? Never heard of a Zombie dentist? Never mind. It makes no difference. Dr. Wichita Sleaze, one of the first dentists in Kansas to specialize in Zombie Maxillofacial Surgery, published an article in Dentistry Legends,...
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Funny story: Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a question and answer session yesterday, Hillary was asked by a young lady from Gilroy, California how she was going to prevent Slick Willie from having an amorous rendezvous with another nubile intern like Monica Lewinsky once...
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Funny story: Hillary: Who Can You Goiter If You Can't Goiter Me?

Hillary: Who Can You Goiter If You Can't Goiter Me?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the bones of Congelese Prime Minister Patrice Lumumba were found in the stomach X-Rays of Kasavuba Kinshasa in 1961 has there been such an intriguing case of disappearing evidence. None other than feminist Camille P...
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Funny story: Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Iron Curtain has been parted. The Wall has been torn down. In case you really wanted to know why Hillary Clinton didn't want anyone to read her E-mails, the cat is now out of the bag. Crack National Security investigator,...
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Funny story: How Guccifer Hacked Hillary Using Woodpecker Code Reverse Sequence App

How Guccifer Hacked Hillary Using Woodpecker Code Reverse Sequence App

BILLINGSGATE POST: Guccifer, the maniacal Romanian hacker who accessed Hillary Clinton's private E-mail server, will be extradited to the United States shortly. In the April edition of The Hacker's Handbook, Guccifer describes how he first cracked...
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Funny story: Evidence Of First Transgender Toilet Found In Appalachia

Evidence Of First Transgender Toilet Found In Appalachia

BILLINGSGATE POST: Long cut off from the mainstream of American culture, it is no exaggeration to suggest that the white inhabitants of the Appalachian Mountains were transgender pioneers. Geographically isolated throughout most of their history,...
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Funny story: ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot

ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot

BILLINGSGATE POST: Reports that ISIS has just recently named President Obama as their ISIS Team Mascot have been confirmed. The reclusive leader of the Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) issued a dramatic SHOUTOUT to Barack Hussein...
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Funny story: Cruz Bimbo Report By Wile E Coyote

Cruz Bimbo Report By Wile E Coyote

BILLINGSGATE POST: The five bimbos the National Enquirer claim had carnal knowledge with Ted Cruz have one thing in common; None of them have names at this time. That is just as well. Experience has taught this reporter that the slower a story unfo...
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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

BILLINGSGATE POST: The haute couture firm of Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been selected to design the prison uniform of Hillary Clinton pending her expected indictment by the Justice Department it was announced this morning by MSNBC's fashionable host, Ra...
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Funny story: Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: A confident Donald Trump vowed to wear a pink Hillary pantsuit in the next debate if he is defeated by Little Marco in the Florida primary tomorrow. The counter-punching billionaire, stung by Little Marco's reference to his sma...
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Funny story: Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz To Put Hillary's Head In Hermetically Sealed Bubble

Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz To Put Hillary's Head In Hermetically Sealed Bubble

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a last minute, face saving development, Democratic National Chairwoman, Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz, asked CNN to hermetically seal Hillary Clinton's head in a bubble before her next debate with Bernie Sanders so that she can'...
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Funny story: A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

As part of the public service I provide to my faithful readers, occasionally I allow them access to some of the mail I receive from those whose toes I have put to the fire: Dear Dr. Billingsgate, Ever since I started campaigning for the preside...
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Funny story: Hillary Blames Coughing Spasms On Bernie's Popcorn Farts

Hillary Blames Coughing Spasms On Bernie's Popcorn Farts

BILLINGSGATE POST: A mere coincidence. I think not. On "Face the Nation" Sunday, John Dickerson asked Hillary Clinton about the coughing spasm she had in the last debate with Bernie Sanders. Hillary responded by saying, "John, I would rather not t...
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Funny story: LDS Church Gives Mitt Romney Weasel Of Year Award

LDS Church Gives Mitt Romney Weasel Of Year Award

BILLINGSGATE POST: Leaders of the Mormon Church in Salt Lake City unanimously voted to include one of their most faithful disciples into their pantheon of award winning weasels. To be considered for this celebrated award, a disciple must distinguis...
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Funny story: Tasmanian Devil Spins Like Vortex In Las Vegas 4-Ball Golf Match

Tasmanian Devil Spins Like Vortex In Las Vegas 4-Ball Golf Match

BILLINGSGATE POST: The whispers started early as the private gates of the legendary Shadow Creek golf course swung open. A private limousine, transporting a man so notorious that he needed only a single name, wheeled up to the fabled clubhouse wher...
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Funny story: Bernie Sanders Will Fund Free College Education By Taxing Scholarships

Bernie Sanders Will Fund Free College Education By Taxing Scholarships

BILLINGSGATE POST: Taking a cue from Milo Minderbinder, a character in Joseph Heller's most successful novel, Catch-22, Bernie Sanders announced today that he will fund his controversial free college education plan by taxing the scholarships awarded...
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Funny story: Hillary Wins Nevada As Cross-Crotched Ambiverts Storm Caucus Toilets

Hillary Wins Nevada As Cross-Crotched Ambiverts Storm Caucus Toilets

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a stunning upset that has set the world of pollsters and clairvoyants into hexagonal delusions and declining respect for their craft, Hillary Clinton, once again, scored a victory in Nevada by stitching together an unholy allia...
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Funny story: Hillary, A Laughing Hyena, Wins Best In Show At Westminster

Hillary, A Laughing Hyena, Wins Best In Show At Westminster

BILLINGSGATE POST: As each of the competitors for best in show at the 140th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show on Tuesday night approached the judge, he told them he would like to hear them bark. He listened to each of the dogs, cupping his right ear...
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