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Funny story: Hillary Goes Balls To The Wall To Woo Elizabeth Warren

Hillary Goes Balls To The Wall To Woo Elizabeth Warren

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hearing reports of Vice-President Biden meeting with Elizabeth Warren to get her blessing for his possible run for the presidency, Hillary Clinton cut short her vacation in the Hamptons with her unfaithful sidekick, Slick Willie,...
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Funny story: Hillary Tells Obama To Call Off FBI Or She Will Reveal His Kenyan Birth Certificate

Hillary Tells Obama To Call Off FBI Or She Will Reveal His Kenyan Birth Certificate

BILLINGSGATE POST: We're now officially talking "HARDBALL." In an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Hillary Clinton was asked by the fast talking loudmouth if there was anything she could do to stop the FBI from breaking down her private serve...
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Funny story: Trump To Name Dr. Ben Carson As Personal Brain Surgeon: Carly As Hat Check Girl

Trump To Name Dr. Ben Carson As Personal Brain Surgeon: Carly As Hat Check Girl

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confident that he will win the Republican nomination and be elected president, Donald Trump revealed that he has already contacted Dr. Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina about joining his cabinet. Trump said that he was so impressed...
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Funny story: Trump: I Didn't Say Megyn Kelly Has "Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts"

Trump: I Didn't Say Megyn Kelly Has "Ramshackle Ovaries And Clapboard Breasts"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday on Meet the Press, Chuck Todd asked Donald Trump if he had doubled down on Megyn Kelly when he suggested that the only thing wrong with Ms. Kelly was that the top of her head wasn't flat enough to rest a beer can on when...
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Funny story: Trump Will Drop BOMB In Debate: Ayatollah Khamenei Holds Obama's Kenyan Birth Certifcate

Trump Will Drop BOMB In Debate: Ayatollah Khamenei Holds Obama's Kenyan Birth Certifcate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sources close to Donald Trump advised FOX NEWS to be prepared for total chaos tonight. BILLINGSGATE crack investigative reporter, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detrich, was told that the Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Khamenei, called...
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Funny story: Hillary And Huma Plot Blockbuster Spouse Swap: Weiner Goes To Willie Plus 100K

Hillary And Huma Plot Blockbuster Spouse Swap: Weiner Goes To Willie Plus 100K

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since 1973, the year New York Yankee pitchers, Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich traded their wives, kids and dogs in an across-the-board swap, has there been anything close to what is now being called the "trade of the century"...
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Funny story: Penis Pumps Being Used To Steal Water For Marijuana Growers

Penis Pumps Being Used To Steal Water For Marijuana Growers

BILLINGSGATE POST: In Mendocino County, where even the cops grow marijuana to supplement their income, water has become a commodity that decides whether you make it or not in the World of Bud. In this dog-eat-dog industry, the fight for water has p...
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Funny story: Victoria's Secret Looking For Crotchless Models For Transgender Lingerie Catalog

Victoria's Secret Looking For Crotchless Models For Transgender Lingerie Catalog

BILLINGSGATE POST: Riding the wave of Caitlyn Jenner's celebrity outing, Victoria's Secret announced today that they would be taking applications for crotchless models for their Fall Transgender Lingerie Catalog. In the past, the pouty nymphet s...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Teams Up With Sergeant Bilko, Major Amos Hoople and Milo Minderbinder To Fight ISIS

Wile E. Coyote Teams Up With Sergeant Bilko, Major Amos Hoople and Milo Minderbinder To Fight ISIS

BILLINGSGATE POST: Outlined against a sand-swept landscape of broken down ACME anvils the Four Horsemen rode again. In the incomprehensible language of folklore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only subtitles.
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Turns Down Offer Of 72 Virgin Road Runners

Wile E. Coyote Turns Down Offer Of 72 Virgin Road Runners

BILLINGSGATE POST: Negotiations between ISIS and Wile E. Coyote broke down yesterday after ISIS offered Wile E. their standard, blue-plate 72 Virgin Road Runner Special if he would join their terrorist group. Unlike General McAuliffe, who respond...
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Funny story: Trump: Obama Couldn't Make A Good Deal With Iran If He Were Spotted Two Camels

Trump: Obama Couldn't Make A Good Deal With Iran If He Were Spotted Two Camels

BILLINGSGATE POST: This Sunday on Face the Nation, Donald Trump told the panel of hand-picked liberal soothsayers that President Obama was absolutely over matched in his negotiations with Iran. With a disdainful gesture, he offered that Secretary Ke...
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Funny story: Federal Judge Rules Redskins Must Remove "Washington" From Name

Federal Judge Rules Redskins Must Remove "Washington" From Name

BILLINGSGATE POST: A Federal judge in [blank] ruled today that the NFL franchise in our Nation's capital must remove the name that precedes [blank] because it could very well denigrate the African American players on this team who might be descendan...
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Funny story: Looking For A Volunteer

Looking For A Volunteer

To demonstrate the evils of a life dedicated to inebriation and self-indulgence, Preacher Levi traveled across the United States lecturing church groups on the evils that can befall Christians who choose a life of dissipation and women chasing. In h...
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Funny story: ISIS Blames ACME For Road Runner Escape

ISIS Blames ACME For Road Runner Escape

BILLINGSGATE POST: What goes around comes around. In a round-about-way that is. ISIS USA affiliate MSNBC released information today that the Road Runner has escaped from ISIS due to compromised equipment purchased from the ACME Corporation as part...
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Funny story: ISIS Vows To Behead Road Runner: Wile E. Coyote Says, "Good Luck"

ISIS Vows To Behead Road Runner: Wile E. Coyote Says, "Good Luck"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, who claims to be a descendant of Mohammed Ali, and henchman of the Greater Than Allah Branch of ISIS, twittered to its USA affiliate, MSNBC, that it has captured the elusive adversary of Wile E. Coyote. Ra...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Outs Itself: Now Trans-Constitutional

Supreme Court Outs Itself: Now Trans-Constitutional

BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that gender bending is old hat, thanks to Caitlyn Jenner, it was only a matter of time before constitutional bending became the norm. In the latest rulings; the first of which Chief Justice Roberts zigged to add meaning to wo...
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Funny story: Chief Justice Caitlyn Roberts Receives Key To Women's Restroom of Supreme Court

Chief Justice Caitlyn Roberts Receives Key To Women's Restroom of Supreme Court

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a stunning development, Chief Justice John Roberts changed his name to Caitlyn Roberts, thereby joining Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan as custodians of keys to the women's restroom of the Supreme C...
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Funny story: One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ACME Defense Department confirmed today that Mokhtar Belmokhtar, "the one-eyed sheikh," was taken out by one of its roving anti-terrorist affiliates at large, Wile E. Coyote, somewhere in the sand dunes of Syria Using tacti...
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L.A.P.D Weighs in on Jenner's Transformation

"Bruce Jenner drove like a prick," said a police spokesman. " Caitlyn drives like a cunt. Any questions?"
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