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Funny story: Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Funny story: ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

BILLINGSGATE POST: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the titular head of the Islamic terrorist group called ISIS, downplayed the horrific nature of beheading by comparing it to "waterboarding." Al-Baghdadi, who by the way, is not related to Baghdadi Bob or B...
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Funny story: Obama Teed Off Over Beheading: Alonzo Mourning With President

Obama Teed Off Over Beheading: Alonzo Mourning With President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Martha's Vineyard - White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest today responded to critics who suggested that President Obama should not have played golf immediately after giving an emotional speech condemning the ISIS beheading of J...
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Funny story: Prince Charles: A Carbon-Dioxymoron

Prince Charles: A Carbon-Dioxymoron

As a British expatriate who has lived in the United States for the past decade, I wish to speak regarding Prince Charles' recent statement where he joins with some highly credential scientists in blaming the current balmy weather conditions in North...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Claims Tatoo Of Chicken's Butt Actually Her Belly Button

Miley Cyrus Claims Tatoo Of Chicken's Butt Actually Her Belly Button

BILLINGSGATE POST: Having shamed her family by her blatant display of pre-pubescent twerking, Miley Cyrus is now denying that the cute tatoo of a chicken's butt, located in the fertile crescent somewhere between her bosom and twerker, is actually he...
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Funny story: Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

BILLINGSGATE POST: World famous physiognomist, Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, today announced to the world that he has found proof that Barack Obama and Syrian President Bashar Assad are brothers who were separated at birth. Billingsgate, who has pract...
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Funny story: 50 Year Old Cougar Accuses Boyfriend Of Biting Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

50 Year Old Cougar Accuses Boyfriend Of Biting Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not your normal man-bites-dog story. Police in Junction City, Kansas arrested a 24 year old male for attacking a woman with a dangerous weapon; her own false teeth. Miles Worthington of Junction City needed a little cash. Kno...
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Funny story: IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking

IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking

BILLINGSGATE POST - How long has it been going on? News that the Justice Department had tapped the phones of more than twenty reporters working for the Associated Press didn't surprise anyone, least of all, Dr. Billingsgate. The BILLINGSGATE POST...
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Funny story: RG3 OK's New Team Nickname: Washington Blackskins

RG3 OK's New Team Nickname: Washington Blackskins

BILLINGSGATE POST - Never one to believe in political correctness, Robert Griffin III approved of the somewhat controversial new nickname for his Washington NFL team, saying that team unity and identity was more a factor than anything else. Citing...
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Funny story: NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that that the NFL will fight the onslaught of player suits claiming that information regarding the effects of concussions on the brains of its players was deliberately withheld. La...
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Funny story: FDA Approves Morning After Pill For Males: Let's Them Forget Coyote Ugly Sex Partners

FDA Approves Morning After Pill For Males: Let's Them Forget Coyote Ugly Sex Partners

BILLINGSGATE POST - With all of the controversy surrounding yesterday's announcement that the FDA has approved the morning after pill for females 15 years and older who wish to make sure the fun they had the night before doesn't result in a pregnancy...
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Funny story: BARK OFF! You Despicable Curs

BARK OFF! You Despicable Curs

BILLINGSGATE POST - I must warn you. This is not your typical heart-warming, Rex the Wonder Dog happy ending story. Not since Dr. Benjamin Spock ruined the upbringing of millions of American children by publishing his diabolic manual, Baby and Chil...
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Funny story: Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

BILLINGSGATE POST - Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, new problems have complicated things for the citizens living there. With much discussion concerning how to test drivers for driving too high, the debate was lifted to a higher level by pot...
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Funny story: Diseased Yak Calls For Obamacare Coverage

Diseased Yak Calls For Obamacare Coverage

BILLINGSGATE POST - A diseased Yak spending his last days in an assisted living corral in Billings, Montana called upon Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelious to grant him Obamacare so that he could spend his last days in what he calls "Yak dignity."...
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Funny story: Kim Jung-Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson

Kim Jung-Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson

BILLINGSGATE POST - If anyone wonders why Dennis Rodman was granted access to North Korean President Kim Jung-Un, we now know the answer. After making headlines yesterday with his warning that his nuclear missiles are bore-sighted on Los Angeles...
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Funny story: Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Unconstitutional In Determining Sexual Orientation

Supreme Court Rules Sex Organs Unconstitutional In Determining Sexual Orientation

BILLINGSGATE POST - In a 5-4 decision the Supreme Court overturned conventional sex theories held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's interjoining plumbing in the Garden of Eden and ruled sex organs unconstitutional in determining sexua...
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Funny story: Pope Francis Expels Stanford Cardinal: Appoints "Tree" To Spearhead Reform

Pope Francis Expels Stanford Cardinal: Appoints "Tree" To Spearhead Reform

BILLINGSGATE POST - In his short homily this past Sunday, Pope Francis addressed the problem of secularity in the world today. As much as admitting that the Catholic Church was somewhat to blame for this growing problem, he specifically put the Stan...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Sporting New "Chicken Butt" Tatoo After Dennis Rodman Visit

Kim Jong Un Sporting New "Chicken Butt" Tatoo After Dennis Rodman Visit

BILLINGSGATE POST - Newly released photos from the PYONGYANG FISHWRAP show North Korea dictator, Kim Jung Un sporting a tatoo of a chicken's butt directly below his nose. After last week's visit to the Hermit Kingdom by President Obama's newly app...
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