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Funny story: Screen Scratching Lover Alleges Hillary Suffered From Fat Ankles And Vinegar Pussy Syndrome

Screen Scratching Lover Alleges Hillary Suffered From Fat Ankles And Vinegar Pussy Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of Bill Clinton's old screen scratchers reveals that she began sleeping with Bill after high school and that their affair didn't end until he moved into the White House. What is a screen scratcher? Commander Nelson, who co...
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Funny story: Barack Obama's College Transcript Found In Pigeon Drop Scam

Barack Obama's College Transcript Found In Pigeon Drop Scam

BILLINGSGATE POST: The original copy of the Columbia University transcript of Barack Hussein Obama; aka, Barry Soetoro, was found as a result of a pigeon drop scam that required Dr. Billingsgate to deposit a large amount of money in a brown paper ba...
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Funny story: Vince Foster's Skeletal Remains Found In Hillary's X-Rays

Vince Foster's Skeletal Remains Found In Hillary's X-Rays

BILLINGSGATE POST: Adding more fuel to the fire of Donald Trump's off-hand remark that Vince Foster's suicide back in 1993 smelled fishy, the National Archives just released copies of Hillary Clinton's X-rays that showed that her stomach contained s...
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Funny story: Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office: Chapter II

Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office: Chapter II

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, we were left with little Bubba hiding under his desk, seemingly afraid of the Whip Woman's arsenal of whips and shackles. The Whip Woman's urgent call for help to the...
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Funny story: Whip Woman Claims She Made Bubba Bark Like A Dog

Whip Woman Claims She Made Bubba Bark Like A Dog

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of her newly released book, Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, the Whip Woman describes how she led the leader of the free world around the office on a leash. A little background on the Whip Woman: Bor...
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Funny story: Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

BILLINGSGATE POST: After being taunted by a bare-chested, heavily tattooed dude wearing leather chaps and a flimsy pair of Fruit of the Loom ball-huggers, the Whip Woman could take no more. Not since her caged encounter with Lash LaRue had she been...
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Funny story: Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confused? Never heard of a Zombie dentist? Never mind. It makes no difference. Dr. Wichita Sleaze, one of the first dentists in Kansas to specialize in Zombie Maxillofacial Surgery, published an article in Dentistry Legends,...
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Funny story: Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a question and answer session yesterday, Hillary was asked by a young lady from Gilroy, California how she was going to prevent Slick Willie from having an amorous rendezvous with another nubile intern like Monica Lewinsky once...
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Funny story: Hillary: Who Can You Goiter If You Can't Goiter Me?

Hillary: Who Can You Goiter If You Can't Goiter Me?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the bones of Congelese Prime Minister Patrice Lumumba were found in the stomach X-Rays of Kasavuba Kinshasa in 1961 has there been such an intriguing case of disappearing evidence. None other than feminist Camille P...
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Funny story: Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Iron Curtain has been parted. The Wall has been torn down. In case you really wanted to know why Hillary Clinton didn't want anyone to read her E-mails, the cat is now out of the bag. Crack National Security investigator,...
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Funny story: How Guccifer Hacked Hillary Using Woodpecker Code Reverse Sequence App

How Guccifer Hacked Hillary Using Woodpecker Code Reverse Sequence App

BILLINGSGATE POST: Guccifer, the maniacal Romanian hacker who accessed Hillary Clinton's private E-mail server, will be extradited to the United States shortly. In the April edition of The Hacker's Handbook, Guccifer describes how he first cracked...
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Funny story: Evidence Of First Transgender Toilet Found In Appalachia

Evidence Of First Transgender Toilet Found In Appalachia

BILLINGSGATE POST: Long cut off from the mainstream of American culture, it is no exaggeration to suggest that the white inhabitants of the Appalachian Mountains were transgender pioneers. Geographically isolated throughout most of their history,...
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Funny story: ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot

ISIS Names President Obama Team Mascot

BILLINGSGATE POST: Reports that ISIS has just recently named President Obama as their ISIS Team Mascot have been confirmed. The reclusive leader of the Islamic State of Iraq and Greater Syria (ISIS) issued a dramatic SHOUTOUT to Barack Hussein...
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Funny story: Cruz Bimbo Report By Wile E Coyote

Cruz Bimbo Report By Wile E Coyote

BILLINGSGATE POST: The five bimbos the National Enquirer claim had carnal knowledge with Ted Cruz have one thing in common; None of them have names at this time. That is just as well. Experience has taught this reporter that the slower a story unfo...
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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

BILLINGSGATE POST: The haute couture firm of Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been selected to design the prison uniform of Hillary Clinton pending her expected indictment by the Justice Department it was announced this morning by MSNBC's fashionable host, Ra...
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Funny story: Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: A confident Donald Trump vowed to wear a pink Hillary pantsuit in the next debate if he is defeated by Little Marco in the Florida primary tomorrow. The counter-punching billionaire, stung by Little Marco's reference to his sma...
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Funny story: Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz To Put Hillary's Head In Hermetically Sealed Bubble

Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz To Put Hillary's Head In Hermetically Sealed Bubble

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a last minute, face saving development, Democratic National Chairwoman, Debbie "Blabbermouth" Shultz, asked CNN to hermetically seal Hillary Clinton's head in a bubble before her next debate with Bernie Sanders so that she can'...
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Funny story: A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

As part of the public service I provide to my faithful readers, occasionally I allow them access to some of the mail I receive from those whose toes I have put to the fire: Dear Dr. Billingsgate, Ever since I started campaigning for the preside...
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Obama: Brexit is a good idea after all

In a complete turnaround, President Obama tweeted that he likes a good Brexit after a round of golf and a cigarette. His caddie had no comment.
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