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Funny story: Robert Mueller To Trump: Don't call me Fly Face!

Robert Mueller To Trump: Don't call me Fly Face!

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of the most disgusting villains in the chronicles of crime was Felix Weatherlimmp, aka Fly Face; a one time Washington lawyer who was constantly surrounded by a cloud of flies. Fly Face often partnered with crime boss William M...
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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

Nancy Pelosi Diagnosed With Terminal Persimmon Winter-Kill Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview this morning on MSNBC, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi referred to President Bush three different times in a rambling, incoherent discussion regarding the failure of the Administration to repeal or change ObamaCa...
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Funny story: Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

Putin Tells Trump: "James Comey Was One Of Ours"

DATELINE HAMBURG: In the first face-to-face meeting between Vladimir Putin and President Trump, a simple, six word statement from Putin verified what many in the looking glass, spy vs spy world of espionage already believed: "James Comey was one...
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Funny story: Dykes On Bikes And Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Withdraw Support For Nancy Pelosi

Dykes On Bikes And Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Withdraw Support For Nancy Pelosi

BILLINGSGATE POST: The San Francisco Chapter of Dykes on Bikes announced today that they were joining with The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence in a boycott of Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. In 1976, a small group of women motorcyclists gathered at th...
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Funny story: Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

BILLINGSGATE POST: As earlier reported, erstwhile lover Slim Everdingle lost one of his legs while in an amorous tryst with Annibal Lector, the daughter of infamous cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Not a handsome man; some would say he was downright ug...
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Funny story: Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

Comey: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Could Be Subpoenaed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee last week, former FBI Director James Comey swore under oath that he believes President Trump's albino raccoon hairpiece must have been wired during their private meeting last mon...
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Funny story: Trump: Evidence James Comey Was Double Agent For KGB

Trump: Evidence James Comey Was Double Agent For KGB

BILLINGSGATE POST: Referring to recently released Cold War documents that reveal that former FBI Director James Comey is the son of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, President Trump believes Comey was covertly working for the Soviet KGB. The Rosenbergs we...
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Funny story: Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

Trump Tweets Big Three European Heads: From Merkel To Macron To May

BILLINGSGATE POST: Trump Tweets Limerick Response To Big Three: From Merkel to Macron to May, Three leaders with feet made of clay. While Merkel is a dumb kraut, And Macron looks like a bean sprout. Only May knows how to sashay.
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Funny story: Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece Was Source Of Leaked Secrets

BILLINGSGATE POST: The sun rose earlier than expected at the White House. Even the prickly pears were more prickly. The frantic search for the source of leaks emanating from the White House had put everyone on edge. Long-time Secret Service agent S...
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Funny story: Maxine Waters Claims Vladimir Putin Bit Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

Maxine Waters Claims Vladimir Putin Bit Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

BILLINGSGATE POST: First she claimed that Vladimir Putin used her own false teeth to bite her on the neck in a tony Moscow Karaoke bar. Seems he didn't like her rendition of "Georgia on My Mind." Then she said that he grabbed her James Brown wig be...
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Funny story: Trump To Build Wall By Taxing Stay-At-Home Mom's Imputed Income

Trump To Build Wall By Taxing Stay-At-Home Mom's Imputed Income

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump revealed today that he would build the wall by taxing the imputed income of mothers who stay at home to care for their children. Citing a study by Harvard economists who evaluated what a "full-time-stay-at-home" m...
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Funny story: Man Swallowed By Snake: Pet Gerbil Unable To Save Him

Man Swallowed By Snake: Pet Gerbil Unable To Save Him

BILLINGSGATE POST: A heartbreaking story from Sulawesi, Indonesia. According to local news reports, the body found inside a 23-foot python turned out to be a 23-year-old man named Akbar who had been reported missing by his wife. Authorities there...
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Funny story: Primate And Zoo Handler Say "I Do"

Primate And Zoo Handler Say "I Do"

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare confluence of legal issues that point out the problems that ensue when there is a conflict with the Law of Nature and the Law of Man, the ACLU and the Lambda Legal Defense have agreed to defend the right of Jake the Prim...
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Funny story: The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

WALL STREET URINAL: In a stunning development, The Spoof said today that it will acquire The Onion to create the world's largest fake news media company under one roof. The Onion proclaims itself as the world's leading news publication and enjoys...
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Funny story: Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Donald Trump, worried about his lack of support from Democrats in his attempt to repeal and replace ObamaCare, invited Senator Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, to meet with him in the Oval Office so...
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Funny story: Michael Moore Denies Having Sex With Dolly The Sheep

Michael Moore Denies Having Sex With Dolly The Sheep

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was 1996 when Dolly the Sheep was first cloned by the CSOGBGW (Cloning Scientists Of Great Britain Gone Wild). Since then, attempts to make copies of Fahrenheit 911 producer, Michael Moore, have had mixed success. The hog-...
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Funny story: Trump Demands Mayans Tear Down Temples To Build Wall

Trump Demands Mayans Tear Down Temples To Build Wall

BILLINGSGATE POST: Downplaying concerns that Mexican President, Enrique Pena Nieto has that an important part of Mexican history will be lost if the Mayan temples are razed to provide materials for the proposed wall, President Trump told incredulous...
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Funny story: Why I Loved The Chief's Daughter But Hated His Hatchet Head

Why I Loved The Chief's Daughter But Hated His Hatchet Head

BILLINGSGATE POST: Many moons ago, while living on the Rosebud Indian Reservation in South Dakota, I was told by an old Indian chief to, "never judge a man until you have walked in his moccasins for two moons. I offered him some pemmican that I h...
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Trump Says Obama and Hillary Tricked Donald Trump, Jr. Into Releasing Incriminating E-Mails

"I got disguised, got him drunk, and then hypnotized him to make his e-mails public." said Hillary.
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