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Tear Down The Fence! Trump Sez He Will Build A Moat Instead

Funny story: Tear Down The Fence! Trump Sez He Will Build A Moat Instead

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump told a hushed audience in Iowa last night, that trying to keep out the hordes of illegals from entering the US by building a fence has failed miserably. Arguing that it is a waste of money to continue this mission...

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FBI-Russian Collusion: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

Funny story: FBI-Russian Collusion: When The Twilight Is Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another stinking night under the stars for Slim Everdingle and his faithless comrade, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler.. The cicadas were listless and in a foul mood because the Dutch Elm disease had beaten them to the...

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Yale University: All Students To Have Sex Organ(s) Tattooed With ID Number

BILLINGSGATE POST: Deborah Ramirez, the former Yale coed who rhetorically fingered her now-famous classmate’s penis at a frat house party at Yale some thirty years ago, admitted that she was very intoxicated at the time. To be sure, most female stud...

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FBI-Russian Collusion: Slim And Dirty Tell War Stories While On Stake-Out

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was just another long night for Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler. Surreptitiously parked in the vintage Studebaker Champion that had served them well since 1951, Slim sat hunched over the steering wheel whi...

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Judge Kavanaugh Agrees To Marry Accuser And Make Her An Honest Woman

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Agrees To Marry Accuser And Make Her An Honest Woman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Judge Brett Kavanaugh notified attorneys for Christine Blasey Ford that he would agree to marry her if she dropped her charges that he attempted to rape her. Citing his responsibility to “make her an honest woman,” Judge Kavanaug...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 4: The Fat Lady Sings

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 4: The Fat Lady Sings

BILLINGSGATE POST: Lisa Page, the former FBI lawyer was an integral part of the Love Bird team with disgraced agent, Peter Strzok. Even though she was fashionably thin, she was given the call sign, "Fat Lady" by her smirking counterpart. "Dude,...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 3: The Passing Of The Dossier

BILLINGSGATE POST: The last episode ended with Special Agents Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Tricks” Detwiler passing gas to relieve the tension in their 1951 Studebaker Commander while in the midst of one the greatest handoffs of bogus intellig...

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Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

Funny story: Russian-FBI Collusion Part 2: The Secret Meeting Of Comey And Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Everdingle was wearing his standard issue Dickies Short Sleave Mechanics Coveralls with a V-Neck, Fruit-Of-The-Loom white tee shirt underneath. A 9mm Heckler & Koch MPS sub machine gun was strapped to his thigh. With his ta...

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The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

Funny story: The Ticking Time Bomb: The Real Story Of Russian-FBI Collusion

BILLINGSGATE POST: The metronomic ticking of the time bomb that would provide kaleidoscopic evidence that the FBI was colluding with the Russians was forcing Special Agent Slim Everdingle into making a virtual Hobson’s Choice; whether to go with his...

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CIA Director John Brennan Authorized Use Of Notorious Montana Pole

Funny story: CIA Director John Brennan Authorized Use Of Notorious Montana Pole

BILLINGSGATE POST: The vastness of the rolling prairies and majestic mountains that stretch across Montana are miracles of Nature that have inspired the imagination of generations of cowboys and sheepherders who spent countless lonely nights under t...

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Kim Jung Un: "Delighted To Have Had Omarosa For Lunch"

Funny story: Kim Jung Un: "Delighted To Have Had Omarosa For Lunch"

BILLINGSGATE POST: By calling Omarosa a dog for betraying his trust, Trump made a huge mistake; Big League. Now, after pissing off millions of dog lovers everywhere, he has softened his insult by referring to her as an "Alpo Loving Cur." Besiege...

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Iran Retaliates: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls Trump’s Bed

Funny story: Iran Retaliates: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls Trump’s Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: As promised, the curse Iran President Hassan Rouhani levied on President Trump has been carried out. Inexplicably, a dyspeptic camel found its way past White House Secret Service Agents, and, in a show of extraordinary chutzpah,...

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US Tomahawk Missiles Hit Iran Transportation Hub: 21 Camels Destroyed

Funny story: US Tomahawk Missiles Hit Iran Transportation Hub: 21 Camels Destroyed

BILLINGSGATE POST: US ships in the Persian Gulf unleashed 67 deadly Tomahawk missiles this morning, blowing up a confirmed body count of 21 dromedaries, the major source of commercial transportation in Iran. These camels carry vital shipments of dat...

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QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

Funny story: QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Under intensive questioning by George Staphylococcus, Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton revealed hints that would lead even a casual observer to believe former Secret Service Agent Slim Everdingle is the mysterious head...

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Mueller: A Cheap Polyester Sylvester Ambulance Chaser

Funny story: Mueller: A Cheap Polyester Sylvester Ambulance Chaser

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump unleashed yet another personal insult to Special Counsel Robert Mueller today. In a Tweet written at 4:00 AM Trump Time, the President registered his disdain for Mueller and his team of Democrat attorneys: "It'...

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Rooster Booster (A Poultry Aphrodisiac) Blamed For Trump Derangement Syndrome

Funny story: Rooster Booster (A Poultry Aphrodisiac) Blamed For Trump Derangement Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was well past sunset in a somnolent henhouse outside the comfortable home of chicken rancher Slim Everdingle. The clucking of the Rhode Island Reds had long dissipated as the hens were catching a break after pumping out their...

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Trump Runner Calls Wile E Mueller A Sorry POS

Funny story: Trump Runner Calls Wile E Mueller A Sorry POS

BILLINGSGATE POST: The hostile environment of the Sonoran Desert does not cease, even after the sun goes down. Legends of lost gold mines and the crusted white skeletons of dead miners who stood sentinel over their staked claims while grey bearded v...

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Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

BILLINGSGATE POST: Intrepid crack reporter Slim Everdingle sits down with Vladimir Putin in an interview that captures the attention of millions of viewers throughout the World who are anxious to hear first hand what was said behind closed doors in...

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Breaking news…

Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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