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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

Wile E. Coyote Picked To Liberate Iraq From ISIS: To Head 60 Nation Combine

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a move some historians say is the equivalent of the appointment of General Eisenhower to lead the Allies against the Nazis in 1942, Wile E. Coyote was deep selected by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter to lead the 60 nation co...
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Funny story: George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years. Desc...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

Wile E. Coyote Using ACME Facial Recognition Kit To Nullify Road Runner Clone Application

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the on-going saga of Coyote vs Road Runner, an escalation engineered by the ever-devious Road Runner confused the GPS setting on the ACME HellFire missile, resulting in a total malfunction of the tracking device, causing it to...
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Funny story: Judge Rules That Wile E. Coyote Can Use Predator Drone To Attack Road Runner

Judge Rules That Wile E. Coyote Can Use Predator Drone To Attack Road Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a preliminary hearing, Judge Amos Whitaker ruled that Wile E. Coyote be allowed to use an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) to attack Road Runner. Despite arguments by Road Runner that this would give Coyote an unfair advantage an...
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Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Names ACME And Road Runner In Personal Injury Lawsuit

Wile E. Coyote Names ACME And Road Runner In Personal Injury Lawsuit

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E. Coyote filed charges against ACME Corporation and the Road Runner in the Los Angeles District Court this morning. Represented by Attorney to the Stars, Gloria Pinchmouth, Coyote alleges that ACME Corporation and the Road...
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Funny story: President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

BILLINGSGATE POST: When President Obama said, "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon Martin," he obviously identified with Trayvon because they were both African American. On the other hand, when the pictures of the six Baltimore police office...
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Funny story: President Obama Names Al Sharpton Commissioner Of National Rampage League

President Obama Names Al Sharpton Commissioner Of National Rampage League

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama, in a speech addressing the burning and looting of Baltimore, proposed that a new league patterned after the National Football League be formed so that cities might charge spectators and television viewers a fee to...
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Funny story: Pavlonian Media Taught To Slobber When They See A TelePrompter

Pavlonian Media Taught To Slobber When They See A TelePrompter

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like many great scientific advances, classical conditioning was discovered accidentally. Like Pavlov, President Obama discovered that his running dog media would begin to salivate whenever he entered the room, even when he was no...
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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...
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Funny story: Two Wongs Don't Make A Wite

Two Wongs Don't Make A Wite

BILLINGSGATE POST: Somewhere in the Chinatown District of San Francisco, David and Cynthia Wong, who both have the same surname, are deeply doubting one another. Both of Chinese descent, they are equally baffled by the birth of a son who is Cauc...
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Funny story: Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

BILLINGSGATE POST: Which candidate has the cutest chipmunk cheeks? Although Hillary looks more like an adorable rodent than Elizabeth, both have faces that seem a little squirrely to the casual observer. In anatomical terms it is called having "buc...
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Funny story: Taxidermist Receives $760K For NOT Stuffing Lesbian Couple At Wedding

Taxidermist Receives $760K For NOT Stuffing Lesbian Couple At Wedding

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, world famous forensic taxidermist, after receiving threats to shut down his business after he refused to provide wedding-day taxidermy services to Orvilla Leatherskin and Priscilla Featherstockings, a le...
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Funny story: Foghorn Leghorn Denied Access To New White House Transgender Restroom

Foghorn Leghorn Denied Access To New White House Transgender Restroom

BILLINGSGATE POST: Foghorn J. Leghorn, who just recently was granted "Free-Range" privileges by the "Great Emancipator", was blowing hot after being denied access to the recently designated White House transgender restroom. Foghorn is not your trad...
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Funny story: UN Commission On Population Control Accepts Iran's Bid To Destroy Israel

UN Commission On Population Control Accepts Iran's Bid To Destroy Israel

BILLINGSGATE POST: The United Nations formally accepted Iran's proposal to destroy Israel yesterday. Noting that Israel's population was approximately 8,000,000, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon acknowledged that eradicating Israel was merely a small...
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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Refuses To Perform Posthumous Taxidermy On Gay Couple Unless Deceased

Dr. Billingsgate Refuses To Perform Posthumous Taxidermy On Gay Couple Unless Deceased

BILLINGSGATE POST: It had to happen. Dr. Billingsgate, who is one of the most distinguished forensic taxidermists in the world, had a microphone shoved in front of his face by a woman reporter, who later revealed herself as a man, and was asked if h...
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Funny story: Man Arrested For Texting And Having Sex While Driving

Man Arrested For Texting And Having Sex While Driving

BILLINGSGATE POST: Slim Everdingle, erstwhile husband of former porn-star, Forever Ember Everdingle, was arrested driving 90 miles an hour on Sunset Boulevard early Sunday morning. Cited for driving having "no visible hands on the steering wheel" b...
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Funny story: Aircraft Giant Flying Higher With Legal Pot Breaks For Assembly Line Workers

Aircraft Giant Flying Higher With Legal Pot Breaks For Assembly Line Workers

BILLINGSGATE POST: With Washington State legalizing the possession and growing of pot, aircraft manufacturer Gunwing announced that workers in their assembly facility in Everett, Washington would be allowed to smoke pot on their breaks. Although th...
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Funny story: Keystone Pipeline Passage Requires Obama To Have Bunghole Re-bored

Keystone Pipeline Passage Requires Obama To Have Bunghole Re-bored

BILLINGSGATE POST: Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters that the only way that the Keystone Pipeline would be passed is if it first goes through President Obama. One intrepid reporter asked if the President's bunghole was big enough to a...
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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