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Kim Jung Un: "Delighted To Have Had Omarosa For Lunch"

Funny story: Kim Jung Un: "Delighted To Have Had Omarosa For Lunch"

BILLINGSGATE POST: By calling Omarosa a dog for betraying his trust, Trump made a huge mistake; Big League. Now, after pissing off millions of dog lovers everywhere, he has softened his insult by referring to her as an "Alpo Loving Cur." Besiege...

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Iran Retaliates: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls Trump’s Bed

Funny story: Iran Retaliates: Dyspeptic Camel Befouls Trump’s Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: As promised, the curse Iran President Hassan Rouhani levied on President Trump has been carried out. Inexplicably, a dyspeptic camel found its way past White House Secret Service Agents, and, in a show of extraordinary chutzpah,...

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US Tomahawk Missiles Hit Iran Transportation Hub: 21 Camels Destroyed

Funny story: US Tomahawk Missiles Hit Iran Transportation Hub: 21 Camels Destroyed

BILLINGSGATE POST: US ships in the Persian Gulf unleashed 67 deadly Tomahawk missiles this morning, blowing up a confirmed body count of 21 dromedaries, the major source of commercial transportation in Iran. These camels carry vital shipments of dat...

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QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

Funny story: QAnon Lid Blown Sky High: John Bolton Hints Of Secret Leader's Identity

BILLINGSGATE POST: Under intensive questioning by George Staphylococcus, Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton revealed hints that would lead even a casual observer to believe former Secret Service Agent Slim Everdingle is the mysterious head...

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Mueller: A Cheap Polyester Sylvester Ambulance Chaser

Funny story: Mueller: A Cheap Polyester Sylvester Ambulance Chaser

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Trump unleashed yet another personal insult to Special Counsel Robert Mueller today. In a Tweet written at 4:00 AM Trump Time, the President registered his disdain for Mueller and his team of Democrat attorneys: "It'...

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Rooster Booster (A Poultry Aphrodisiac) Blamed For Trump Derangement Syndrome

Funny story: Rooster Booster (A Poultry Aphrodisiac) Blamed For Trump Derangement Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was well past sunset in a somnolent henhouse outside the comfortable home of chicken rancher Slim Everdingle. The clucking of the Rhode Island Reds had long dissipated as the hens were catching a break after pumping out their...

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Trump Runner Calls Wile E Mueller A Sorry POS

Funny story: Trump Runner Calls Wile E Mueller A Sorry POS

BILLINGSGATE POST: The hostile environment of the Sonoran Desert does not cease, even after the sun goes down. Legends of lost gold mines and the crusted white skeletons of dead miners who stood sentinel over their staked claims while grey bearded v...

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Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

Funny story: Slim Everdingle Sits Down With Vladimir Putin After Helsinki

BILLINGSGATE POST: Intrepid crack reporter Slim Everdingle sits down with Vladimir Putin in an interview that captures the attention of millions of viewers throughout the World who are anxious to hear first hand what was said behind closed doors in...

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The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

Funny story: The Three Stooges (Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey) Meet FrankenTrump

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a gathering of fools, it is hard to beat The Three Stooges for harmless idiocy. So when the newest rendition of this slapstick threesome, who entertained kids at matinees back in the 50’s, was formed last year, there were many...

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Robert Mueller In Full Feather Boa To Commemorate J Edgar Hoover

Funny story: Robert Mueller In Full Feather Boa To Commemorate J Edgar Hoover

BILLINGSGATE POST: For those who recall reading about former FBI Director J Edgar Hoover's much rumored passion for lady's fashions, pictures of Special Counsel Robert Mueller in a full feather boa may prove to be too much. Newly revealed photos...

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Pamela Anderson Blows the Whistle on Julian Assange: Exclusive

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Blows the Whistle on Julian Assange: Exclusive

BILLINGSGATE POST: From information compiled from Deep State sources within the clandestine world of the CIA, NSA and FBI, a story that has the Beltway buzzing appeared in the recent disclosures by Inspector General Michael Horowitz that James Comey...

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Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple

Funny story: Trump Orders That All Separated Children Have Gums Painted Purple

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ominously, the sky was much darker than usual over the White House, possibly because it was 4:00 AM Tuesday morning. The President, his mood even blacker than the sky, had been up all night. Angry that he had been blistered by R...

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Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

Funny story: Dr. Hannibal Lecter Describes How He Mounted Robert De Niro

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Hannibal Lecter, the renowned cannibalistic psychiatrist and sometime taxidermist, spoke before the Board of Taxidermy at their international convention in Bora Bora last week describing how he mounted Robert De Niro prior to...

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Chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon Team Killed While Performing Face Lift

Funny story: Chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon Team Killed While Performing Face Lift

BILLINGSGATE POST: How can anyone forget the story about the couple who were viciously attacked by two chimps while innocently eating cake with their son Moe, celebrating his 39th birthday. Moe, who was an iconoclast by nature, shared living quarter...

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A Requiem For Muttley

Funny story: A Requiem For Muttley

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story will make dog lovers cry. Those old enough might remember the movie classic, "Lassie Come Home," which starred then youngsters, Roddy McDowall and Elizabeth Taylor and Lassie. It was a tear jerker story about a poor bo...

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Carnival Workers Fight Mandatory Shower Rule

BILLINGSGATE POST: While the average American male worker takes a daily shower or bath to refresh himself and also rid himself of pesty parasites, dangling dingle berries and pungent odors that might effect his love life deleteriously, carnival work...

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Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

Funny story: Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Finally finding religion after turning tricks for the past seven years, Irena Klavisvoka says that she now regrets peeing on the bed once slept in by Barack and Michelle Obama. “We were just romping around like school girls, an...

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Ivanka Receives North Korean Trademark For "McMuttleys" Dog Burger Franchise

Funny story: Ivanka Receives North Korean Trademark For "McMuttleys" Dog Burger Franchise

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal reported today that Trump would not answer questions pertaining to a North Korean trademark awarded for the exclusive franchise rights to the new dog burger franchise named "McMuttleys." After taking co...

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Fake Friend

Surprise, surprise! Apparently, Omarosa was Trump’s fake friend. This is definitely sad.
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