BILLINGSGATE POST - How long has it been going on? News that the Justice Department had tapped the phones of more than twenty reporters working for the Associated Press didn't surprise anyone, least of all, Dr. Billingsgate.
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BILLINGSGATE POST - Never one to believe in political correctness, Robert Griffin III approved of the somewhat controversial new nickname for his Washington NFL team, saying that team unity and identity was more a factor than anything else.
Citing...
BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that that the NFL will fight the onslaught of player suits claiming that information regarding the effects of concussions on the brains of its players was deliberately withheld.
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BILLINGSGATE POST - With all of the controversy surrounding yesterday's announcement that the FDA has approved the morning after pill for females 15 years and older who wish to make sure the fun they had the night before doesn't result in a pregnancy...
BILLINGSGATE POST - I must warn you. This is not your typical heart-warming, Rex the Wonder Dog happy ending story. Not since Dr. Benjamin Spock ruined the upbringing of millions of American children by publishing his diabolic manual, Baby and Chil...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, new problems have complicated things for the citizens living there. With much discussion concerning how to test drivers for driving too high, the debate was lifted to a higher level by pot...
BILLINGSGATE POST - A diseased Yak spending his last days in an assisted living corral in Billings, Montana called upon Health Secretary Kathleen Sebelious to grant him Obamacare so that he could spend his last days in what he calls "Yak dignity."...
BILLINGSGATE POST - If anyone wonders why Dennis Rodman was granted access to North Korean President Kim Jung-Un, we now know the answer.
After making headlines yesterday with his warning that his nuclear missiles are bore-sighted on Los Angeles...
BILLINGSGATE POST - In a 5-4 decision the Supreme Court overturned conventional sex theories held sacred since Adam and Eve discovered each other's interjoining plumbing in the Garden of Eden and ruled sex organs unconstitutional in determining sexua...
BILLINGSGATE POST - In his short homily this past Sunday, Pope Francis addressed the problem of secularity in the world today. As much as admitting that the Catholic Church was somewhat to blame for this growing problem, he specifically put the Stan...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Newly released photos from the PYONGYANG FISHWRAP show North Korea dictator, Kim Jung Un sporting a tatoo of a chicken's butt directly below his nose.
After last week's visit to the Hermit Kingdom by President Obama's newly app...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Male students of Rutyard College in Boston demanded that free douche bag dispensers be placed on campus after claiming to be "overwhelmed by the smell of vinegar pussy" in their dormitories and classrooms.
Although not common...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Russian President Vladimir Putin, the diminutive leader of the Soviet Empire, declared today that the meteor that burnt out over Siberia last week was the home of his ancient ancestors, the Lilliputins.
With scientists gather...
BILLINGSGATE POST - While most White House correspondents were peeved because they were not allowed access to President Obama during his golf outing with Tiger Woods, your humble servant, Dr. Billingsgate, interviewed Barack Obama's caddie, Chauncy E...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Determined to stop dogs from urinating on freshly painted fire hydrants, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg ordered the installation of revolving fire hydrants in the Central Park area of Manhattan.
On a sidewalk where many...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Tired of having their leaders taken out by drones, a lower echelon al-Qaeda spokesman said that its terrorist branch in the USA plans to march on Washington as soon as they receive a waiver from being attacked by drones while asse...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Mayor Rahm Emanuel, although not pleased with the fact that Chicago's 2012 murder toll reached 500, did find reason to praise the gangs for limiting their violence to their own neighborhoods.
With statistics showing that 90 per...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Not since the Yalta Conference of February 1945, where President Roosevelt and Soviet Union dictator Joseph Stalin fell in love at this romantic setting, has the world been made privy to such a tear-jerking rapprochement of mutual...