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Funny story: Man Swallowed By Snake: Pet Gerbil Unable To Save Him

Man Swallowed By Snake: Pet Gerbil Unable To Save Him

BILLINGSGATE POST: A heartbreaking story from Sulawesi, Indonesia. According to local news reports, the body found inside a 23-foot python turned out to be a 23-year-old man named Akbar who had been reported missing by his wife. Authorities there...
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Funny story: Primate And Zoo Handler Say "I Do"

Primate And Zoo Handler Say "I Do"

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare confluence of legal issues that point out the problems that ensue when there is a conflict with the Law of Nature and the Law of Man, the ACLU and the Lambda Legal Defense have agreed to defend the right of Jake the Prim...
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Funny story: The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

WALL STREET URINAL: In a stunning development, The Spoof said today that it will acquire The Onion to create the world's largest fake news media company under one roof. The Onion proclaims itself as the world's leading news publication and enjoys...
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Funny story: Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

Trump's Dog, Patton, Has Two Assholes

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Donald Trump, worried about his lack of support from Democrats in his attempt to repeal and replace ObamaCare, invited Senator Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, to meet with him in the Oval Office so...
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Funny story: Michael Moore Denies Having Sex With Dolly The Sheep

Michael Moore Denies Having Sex With Dolly The Sheep

BILLINGSGATE POST: It was 1996 when Dolly the Sheep was first cloned by the CSOGBGW (Cloning Scientists Of Great Britain Gone Wild). Since then, attempts to make copies of Fahrenheit 911 producer, Michael Moore, have had mixed success. The hog-...
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Funny story: Trump Demands Mayans Tear Down Temples To Build Wall

Trump Demands Mayans Tear Down Temples To Build Wall

BILLINGSGATE POST: Downplaying concerns that Mexican President, Enrique Pena Nieto has that an important part of Mexican history will be lost if the Mayan temples are razed to provide materials for the proposed wall, President Trump told incredulous...
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Funny story: Why I Loved The Chief's Daughter But Hated His Hatchet Head

Why I Loved The Chief's Daughter But Hated His Hatchet Head

BILLINGSGATE POST: Many moons ago, while living on the Rosebud Indian Reservation in South Dakota, I was told by an old Indian chief to, "never judge a man until you have walked in his moccasins for two moons. I offered him some pemmican that I h...
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Funny story: Snopes: Fake News - CNN More Or Less Trusted Than The Spoof

Snopes: Fake News - CNN More Or Less Trusted Than The Spoof

BILLINGSGATE POST: Just days after Snopes, the definitive internet service that decides which stories are fact or fiction, verified that Adolf Hitler was alive and living with his long time mistress, Eva Braun, in Argentina, the service verified tha...
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Funny story: The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sketched against a red-white-blue November sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. Their real names are Trump, Wikileaks, The FBI and Fox News. They formed...
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Funny story: Obama Designates Wide Swathe Of Hillary's Cleavage As National Monument

Obama Designates Wide Swathe Of Hillary's Cleavage As National Monument

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama designated another controversial area as a national monument today. Last week the lame duck president irritated Utah and Nevada residents by declaring millions of acres off limits to mining and other public usage.
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Funny story: Do Black Holes Matter?

Do Black Holes Matter?

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the supernova world of intergalactic phenomena, the subject of black holes sucking the innards of failing stars into their astronomical vacuum might challenge mere mortals not accustomed to thinking outside the box. But allow...
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Funny story: Marvin Gaye: "Aint No Wall High Enough"... Trump To Build Moat Instead

Marvin Gaye: "Aint No Wall High Enough"... Trump To Build Moat Instead

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a press conference yesterday, Donald Trump was asked once again by George Staphylococcus if he still intended to build a wall between Mexico and the USA. "George, I'm glad you asked that question. As a matter of fact, I hav...
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Funny story: Trumpalope: Just A Chance Encounter Between Trump and An Antelope?

Trumpalope: Just A Chance Encounter Between Trump and An Antelope?

BILLINGSGATE POST: The question as to whether Donald Trump is a New Age Centaur, or just the result of a chance encounter between a two-legged Trumpster and a four-legged antelope, is now being belted around the Beltway. Although most anthropologi...
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Funny story: Trump Names Opossum To Replace Bald Eagle As National Bird

Trump Names Opossum To Replace Bald Eagle As National Bird

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a speech to loyal Iowa voters who came to hear President-Elect Donald Trump thank them for their vote, he mentioned that in his first 100 days he would replace the sad symbol of the American Bald Eagle as the national bird.
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Funny story: Trump Tells Megyn Kelly: Giving Birth Less Painful Than Kick In Nuts

Trump Tells Megyn Kelly: Giving Birth Less Painful Than Kick In Nuts

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in an exclusive interview, Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly went head to head while debating the age-old question; Which is more painful, giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts? What began as peace-making dialogue bet...
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Funny story: Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region

Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, while visiting Joe Biden's boyhood home in Scranton, Pennsylvania, it was reported that Clinton had trouble keeping her balance while standing outside the house. Earlier in the day, she was caught on camera stumbling w...
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Funny story: Hillary Reveals Chicken Butt Tattoo To Woo Millenials: Trump Reacts

Hillary Reveals Chicken Butt Tattoo To Woo Millenials: Trump Reacts

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an attempt to woo undecided Millennial voters, Hillary Clinton yesterday went against traditional Democratic values to reveal what a casual observer might suggest is a tattoo of the business end of a chicken's alimentary canal.
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Funny story: Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton, in his stem winder speech before the Democratic Convention Wednesday evening, spoke of how he first met Hillary as a young girl at Yale Law School. He raved about his future soul mate's virtues: "She wore no make-up,...
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