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Funny story: Kim Jung Un Names Dennis Rodman To Head New Sony

Kim Jung Un Names Dennis Rodman To Head New Sony

BILLINGSGATE POST: Using the leverage gained from capturing the Sony computer network, Kim Jung Un announced today from Pyongyang that he has directed Sony's Board of Directors to replace the current CEO with his friend Dennis Rodman. Mr. Rodman...
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Funny story: Redskins Announce New Name: Washington Billingsgators

Redskins Announce New Name: Washington Billingsgators

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered Washington Redskins owner, Daniel Snyder, announced today that he has been forced by the NFL to give up his beloved team name or face losing his valuable Washington franchise. Fearing a lawsuit similar to the one...
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Funny story: CIA Suspected of Selling "Impeach Diane CIAnstein" Bumper Stickers

CIA Suspected of Selling "Impeach Diane CIAnstein" Bumper Stickers

BILLINGSGATE POST: Diane CIAnstein, the titular head of the California Communist Party, has been asked to step down from her post as United States Senator. In an effort suspected to be bankrolled by Orange County conservatives, possibly in conjunct...
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Funny story: Obama's Tooth Fairy Screwed Grandmother's False Teeth

Obama's Tooth Fairy Screwed Grandmother's False Teeth

BILLINGSGATE POST: Milada Mae Jefferson, an 83 year-old grandmother living in Philadelphia received her mail-order false teeth from a dental supply company just last week. The poor lady had gone edentulous sometime in her late 50's and had been gum...
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Funny story: How Obama's Identical Twin Took Over White House

How Obama's Identical Twin Took Over White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a bloodless coup, Omar Obama became the unchallenged leader of the free world. Fooling everyone, including the Secret Service, the president's wife and children; even Joe Biden, Omar walked into the Oval Office, kicked his twi...
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Funny story: Ebola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar

Ebola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ron Klain, who was appointed Ebola czar by President Obama last week, has not been seen or heard from since. Rumors regarding his present status abound. Most prominent of the speculative theories is that he has been confined to...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a speech before a woman's group, Monica Lewinsky was unable to justify blaming herself or President Clinton for the notorious affair she had with Clinton in the Oval Office. Implying that she was the unwitting collateral dama...
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Funny story: Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Funny story: ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

BILLINGSGATE POST: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the titular head of the Islamic terrorist group called ISIS, downplayed the horrific nature of beheading by comparing it to "waterboarding." Al-Baghdadi, who by the way, is not related to Baghdadi Bob or B...
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Funny story: Obama Teed Off Over Beheading: Alonzo Mourning With President

Obama Teed Off Over Beheading: Alonzo Mourning With President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Martha's Vineyard - White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest today responded to critics who suggested that President Obama should not have played golf immediately after giving an emotional speech condemning the ISIS beheading of J...
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Funny story: Prince Charles: A Carbon-Dioxymoron

Prince Charles: A Carbon-Dioxymoron

As a British expatriate who has lived in the United States for the past decade, I wish to speak regarding Prince Charles' recent statement where he joins with some highly credential scientists in blaming the current balmy weather conditions in North...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Claims Tatoo Of Chicken's Butt Actually Her Belly Button

Miley Cyrus Claims Tatoo Of Chicken's Butt Actually Her Belly Button

BILLINGSGATE POST: Having shamed her family by her blatant display of pre-pubescent twerking, Miley Cyrus is now denying that the cute tatoo of a chicken's butt, located in the fertile crescent somewhere between her bosom and twerker, is actually he...
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Funny story: Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

Barack Obama And Bashar Assad Separated At Birth: Check Out Their Ears

BILLINGSGATE POST: World famous physiognomist, Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, today announced to the world that he has found proof that Barack Obama and Syrian President Bashar Assad are brothers who were separated at birth. Billingsgate, who has pract...
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Funny story: 50 Year Old Cougar Accuses Boyfriend Of Biting Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

50 Year Old Cougar Accuses Boyfriend Of Biting Her Neck With Her Own False Teeth

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not your normal man-bites-dog story. Police in Junction City, Kansas arrested a 24 year old male for attacking a woman with a dangerous weapon; her own false teeth. Miles Worthington of Junction City needed a little cash. Kno...
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Funny story: IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking

IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking

BILLINGSGATE POST - How long has it been going on? News that the Justice Department had tapped the phones of more than twenty reporters working for the Associated Press didn't surprise anyone, least of all, Dr. Billingsgate. The BILLINGSGATE POST...
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Funny story: RG3 OK's New Team Nickname: Washington Blackskins

RG3 OK's New Team Nickname: Washington Blackskins

BILLINGSGATE POST - Never one to believe in political correctness, Robert Griffin III approved of the somewhat controversial new nickname for his Washington NFL team, saying that team unity and identity was more a factor than anything else. Citing...
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Funny story: NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

NFL Blames Blames "Rooster Booster" For Player's Health Problems

BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that that the NFL will fight the onslaught of player suits claiming that information regarding the effects of concussions on the brains of its players was deliberately withheld. La...
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Funny story: FDA Approves Morning After Pill For Males: Let's Them Forget Coyote Ugly Sex Partners

FDA Approves Morning After Pill For Males: Let's Them Forget Coyote Ugly Sex Partners

BILLINGSGATE POST - With all of the controversy surrounding yesterday's announcement that the FDA has approved the morning after pill for females 15 years and older who wish to make sure the fun they had the night before doesn't result in a pregnancy...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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