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Funny story: Keystone Pipeline Passage Requires Obama To Have Bunghole Re-bored

Keystone Pipeline Passage Requires Obama To Have Bunghole Re-bored

BILLINGSGATE POST: Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters that the only way that the Keystone Pipeline would be passed is if it first goes through President Obama. One intrepid reporter asked if the President's bunghole was big enough to a...
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Funny story: Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

BILLINGSGATE POST: With snow reaching heights of 6 or more feet in the Boston area, reports of a creepy man dressed as a snowman are being investigated by Boston Police. One lady, who did not want to be identified, reported that she was steppi...
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Funny story: Baseball Bat Sized Vibrators Now Preferred By Most Pinch-Mouth Prudes

Baseball Bat Sized Vibrators Now Preferred By Most Pinch-Mouth Prudes

BILLINGSGATE POST: With all of the mystique regarding forbidden sexual pleasure that has been generated by the movie, "50 Shades of Gray," it was only a matter of time until the ultimate WMD (Weapon of Male Dysfunction) was unveiled. Based on th...
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Funny story: German Dominatrix Handcuffs Obama To Podium: 50 Shades Of Ukraine

German Dominatrix Handcuffs Obama To Podium: 50 Shades Of Ukraine

BILLINGSGATE POST: German Chancellor Angela Merkel performed a dominatrix hat trick on willing participant Barack Obama as Vladimir Putin watched on with bemused interest. With the fate of Ukraine hanging in balance, President Barack Obama allowed...
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Funny story: American Sniper Casual Hunting Outfit With Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit

American Sniper Casual Hunting Outfit With Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit

BILLINGSGATE POST: Can you imagine how many more mortal dispatches the legendary American Sniper would have made if only he had been outfitted with an authentic Dr. Billingsgate Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit? With its night vision goggles, the Wo...
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Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Has Elephant Trunk Grafted To His Nose To Prove He's Republican

Dr. Billingsgate Has Elephant Trunk Grafted To His Nose To Prove He's Republican

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Billingsgate, citing the dearth of leadership in the Republican Party, revealed that he recently had a baby elephant trunk grafted to his own snout to prove that he was a true Republican. Knowing that this might infuriate som...
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Funny story: President Obama's Expired Kenyan Passport Blamed For No-Show In Paris

President Obama's Expired Kenyan Passport Blamed For No-Show In Paris

BILLINGSGATE POST: State Department spokesperson, Jan Psaki, denied reports that the President chose to watch NFL play-off games rather than gather with other world leaders in Paris this weekend to march in the Charlie Hebdo solidarity gathering.
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Funny story: Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

BILLINGSGATE POST: Following the tragic news of Slim Everdingle losing his leg in a bedroom romp, police in Denver have arrested Annibal Lector, the daughter of the notorious cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Saying that the fruit doesn't fall from the tr...
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Funny story: Woman Chews Leg Off Coyote Ugly Man

Woman Chews Leg Off Coyote Ugly Man

BILLINGSGATE POST: Should have known this would happen sooner or later. Police in Denver, Colorado reported that a dazed and bleeding Slim Everdingle was dumped off at the emergency ward of Colorado General Hospital minus his right leg. Shoved out...
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Funny story: Kim Jung Un Names Dennis Rodman To Head New Sony

Kim Jung Un Names Dennis Rodman To Head New Sony

BILLINGSGATE POST: Using the leverage gained from capturing the Sony computer network, Kim Jung Un announced today from Pyongyang that he has directed Sony's Board of Directors to replace the current CEO with his friend Dennis Rodman. Mr. Rodman...
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Funny story: Redskins Announce New Name: Washington Billingsgators

Redskins Announce New Name: Washington Billingsgators

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered Washington Redskins owner, Daniel Snyder, announced today that he has been forced by the NFL to give up his beloved team name or face losing his valuable Washington franchise. Fearing a lawsuit similar to the one...
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Funny story: CIA Suspected of Selling "Impeach Diane CIAnstein" Bumper Stickers

CIA Suspected of Selling "Impeach Diane CIAnstein" Bumper Stickers

BILLINGSGATE POST: Diane CIAnstein, the titular head of the California Communist Party, has been asked to step down from her post as United States Senator. In an effort suspected to be bankrolled by Orange County conservatives, possibly in conjunct...
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Funny story: Obama's Tooth Fairy Screwed Grandmother's False Teeth

Obama's Tooth Fairy Screwed Grandmother's False Teeth

BILLINGSGATE POST: Milada Mae Jefferson, an 83 year-old grandmother living in Philadelphia received her mail-order false teeth from a dental supply company just last week. The poor lady had gone edentulous sometime in her late 50's and had been gum...
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Funny story: How Obama's Identical Twin Took Over White House

How Obama's Identical Twin Took Over White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a bloodless coup, Omar Obama became the unchallenged leader of the free world. Fooling everyone, including the Secret Service, the president's wife and children; even Joe Biden, Omar walked into the Oval Office, kicked his twi...
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Funny story: Ebola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar

Ebola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar

BILLINGSGATE POST: Ron Klain, who was appointed Ebola czar by President Obama last week, has not been seen or heard from since. Rumors regarding his present status abound. Most prominent of the speculative theories is that he has been confined to...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a speech before a woman's group, Monica Lewinsky was unable to justify blaming herself or President Clinton for the notorious affair she had with Clinton in the Oval Office. Implying that she was the unwitting collateral dama...
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Funny story: Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Funny story: ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

ISIS Claims Beheading Less Painful Than Waterboarding

BILLINGSGATE POST: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the titular head of the Islamic terrorist group called ISIS, downplayed the horrific nature of beheading by comparing it to "waterboarding." Al-Baghdadi, who by the way, is not related to Baghdadi Bob or B...
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