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Funny story: Trump Tells Megyn Kelly: Giving Birth Less Painful Than Kick In Nuts

Trump Tells Megyn Kelly: Giving Birth Less Painful Than Kick In Nuts

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in an exclusive interview, Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly went head to head while debating the age-old question; Which is more painful, giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts? What began as peace-making dialogue bet...
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Funny story: Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region

Hillary Twerks Joe Biden In Scranton: Pantsuit Reveals Bite Marks In Buttock Region

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, while visiting Joe Biden's boyhood home in Scranton, Pennsylvania, it was reported that Clinton had trouble keeping her balance while standing outside the house. Earlier in the day, she was caught on camera stumbling w...
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Funny story: Hillary Reveals Chicken Butt Tattoo To Woo Millenials: Trump Reacts

Hillary Reveals Chicken Butt Tattoo To Woo Millenials: Trump Reacts

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an attempt to woo undecided Millennial voters, Hillary Clinton yesterday went against traditional Democratic values to reveal what a casual observer might suggest is a tattoo of the business end of a chicken's alimentary canal.
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Funny story: Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

Hillary: I Never Had Sexual Relations With That Woman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Bill Clinton, in his stem winder speech before the Democratic Convention Wednesday evening, spoke of how he first met Hillary as a young girl at Yale Law School. He raved about his future soul mate's virtues: "She wore no make-up,...
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Funny story: ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

ALERT! ALERT! Hillary Catches Bubba Banging Bunny On Pool Table

BILLINGSGATE POST: Virtually guaranteeing Donald Trump the presidency, Bill Clinton accused his wife of being, "crooked as a dog's hind leg," after she caught him "a hosing and a blowsing as moma come a nosing" with his standby honey, the infamous "...
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Funny story: Hillary Talks To Dr. Billingsgate: Sex, Lies And More Lies

Hillary Talks To Dr. Billingsgate: Sex, Lies And More Lies

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rejecting pleas from the Washington Post and New York Times for a sit-down interview, Hillary Clinton agreed to an in-depth interview with Dr. Billingsgate with no ground rules except that Dr. Billingsgate wear a pant suit that do...
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Funny story: F8I (F..king 8 Idiots) Decide Hillary Not Guilty: The Fix Is In

F8I (F..king 8 Idiots) Decide Hillary Not Guilty: The Fix Is In

BILLINGSGATE POST: Laurel and Hardy? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? W.C. Fields? Count em. Add them up. You get the F8I (F..cking 8 Idiots). Individually and collectively, they still weren't as inexplicably stupid as FBI Director Jam...
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Funny story: Screen Scratching Lover Alleges Hillary Suffered From Fat Ankles And Vinegar Pussy Syndrome

Screen Scratching Lover Alleges Hillary Suffered From Fat Ankles And Vinegar Pussy Syndrome

BILLINGSGATE POST: One of Bill Clinton's old screen scratchers reveals that she began sleeping with Bill after high school and that their affair didn't end until he moved into the White House. What is a screen scratcher? Commander Nelson, who co...
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Funny story: Barack Obama's College Transcript Found In Pigeon Drop Scam

Barack Obama's College Transcript Found In Pigeon Drop Scam

BILLINGSGATE POST: The original copy of the Columbia University transcript of Barack Hussein Obama; aka, Barry Soetoro, was found as a result of a pigeon drop scam that required Dr. Billingsgate to deposit a large amount of money in a brown paper ba...
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Funny story: Vince Foster's Skeletal Remains Found In Hillary's X-Rays

Vince Foster's Skeletal Remains Found In Hillary's X-Rays

BILLINGSGATE POST: Adding more fuel to the fire of Donald Trump's off-hand remark that Vince Foster's suicide back in 1993 smelled fishy, the National Archives just released copies of Hillary Clinton's X-rays that showed that her stomach contained s...
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Funny story: Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office: Chapter II

Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office: Chapter II

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, we were left with little Bubba hiding under his desk, seemingly afraid of the Whip Woman's arsenal of whips and shackles. The Whip Woman's urgent call for help to the...
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Funny story: Whip Woman Claims She Made Bubba Bark Like A Dog

Whip Woman Claims She Made Bubba Bark Like A Dog

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the first chapter of her newly released book, Whips And Shackles In The Oval Office, the Whip Woman describes how she led the leader of the free world around the office on a leash. A little background on the Whip Woman: Bor...
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Funny story: Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

Whip Woman's Demand For Dominatrix Restrooms Now The Law

BILLINGSGATE POST: After being taunted by a bare-chested, heavily tattooed dude wearing leather chaps and a flimsy pair of Fruit of the Loom ball-huggers, the Whip Woman could take no more. Not since her caged encounter with Lash LaRue had she been...
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Funny story: Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

Zombie Dentist Claims Ted Cruz's Bite Worse Than His Bark

BILLINGSGATE POST: Confused? Never heard of a Zombie dentist? Never mind. It makes no difference. Dr. Wichita Sleaze, one of the first dentists in Kansas to specialize in Zombie Maxillofacial Surgery, published an article in Dentistry Legends,...
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Funny story: Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

Hillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a question and answer session yesterday, Hillary was asked by a young lady from Gilroy, California how she was going to prevent Slick Willie from having an amorous rendezvous with another nubile intern like Monica Lewinsky once...
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Funny story: Hillary: Who Can You Goiter If You Can't Goiter Me?

Hillary: Who Can You Goiter If You Can't Goiter Me?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the bones of Congelese Prime Minister Patrice Lumumba were found in the stomach X-Rays of Kasavuba Kinshasa in 1961 has there been such an intriguing case of disappearing evidence. None other than feminist Camille P...
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Funny story: Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

Hillary Caught Sexting Vladimir Putin Topless Photo Of Her Riding Camel

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Iron Curtain has been parted. The Wall has been torn down. In case you really wanted to know why Hillary Clinton didn't want anyone to read her E-mails, the cat is now out of the bag. Crack National Security investigator,...
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Funny story: How Guccifer Hacked Hillary Using Woodpecker Code Reverse Sequence App

How Guccifer Hacked Hillary Using Woodpecker Code Reverse Sequence App

BILLINGSGATE POST: Guccifer, the maniacal Romanian hacker who accessed Hillary Clinton's private E-mail server, will be extradited to the United States shortly. In the April edition of The Hacker's Handbook, Guccifer describes how he first cracked...
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