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Funny story:  Gordon Brown To Become Game Show Host

Gordon Brown To Become Game Show Host

It was revealed today that a satellite TV station has struck a deal with Prime Minister Gordon Brown to host the game show Sale Of The Century. The show, funded by the taxpayer and based on the format of the popular 1970s show, will see three con...
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Funny story:  Peter Andre & George Michael To Rescue Greek Economy

Peter Andre & George Michael To Rescue Greek Economy

All round nice guy Peter Andre has today revealed his plans to release a charity single with fellow Cypriot George Michael to help out the Greek government. In an interview with high-brow celebrity weekly Conceit, Peter said, "Oh man! I'm so conce...
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Funny story:  Katie Price: Why I'm Against The Digital Economy Bill

Katie Price: Why I'm Against The Digital Economy Bill

Katie Price has today lashed out and revealed her anger at the rushing through of The Digital Economy Bill during Parliament's wash-up period. At her daily Price conference a furious Katie fumed, "This bloody Digital Economy Bill is an outrage!!!...
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Funny story:  Alex Reid Says "I'm Bigger Than Jesus"

Alex Reid Says "I'm Bigger Than Jesus"

Alex Reid, cage-fighting cross-dressing pet husband of Katie Price has claimed his fame level has now reached very dizzy heights. Overly-tanned to the point of becoming a possible BNP manifesto target, and styled as a Roman gladiator, the muscle-b...
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Funny story:  BNP Launch Confusing Manifesto

BNP Launch Confusing Manifesto

The British Nasty Party, also known as the BNP, have launched their manifesto and confused voters completely. The manifesto was lauded as a triumph of political architecture by it's author, Sick Griffin. Speaking from inside his shimmeringly white...
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Funny story:  Katie Price: I'm With Nick Clegg

Katie Price: I'm With Nick Clegg

Global super-boob, Katie Price, has exclusively revealed her latest-must-know political and personal intentions. Speaking in Egypt at her daily Price conference Katie announced, "I can EXCLUSIVELY reveal I've had enough of Alex and will be ditchin...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Erupts Over TV Debate

Katie Price Erupts Over TV Debate

Businesswoman and model, Katie Price, has literally blown her top after hearing the news that she has not received an official invitation to the forthcoming Prime Ministerial Debate in Manchester. Speaking at her earlier Price conference Katie was...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Misses Chance To Make Money

Katie Price Misses Chance To Make Money

Glamour model, businesswoman, mum and media mogul, Katie Price, shocked the nation at lunchtime when she failed to make any money during her appearance on Celebrity Bargain Hunt. The show's complex format, which has previously won the highly accla...
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Funny story:  Dawn French: I Left Lenny For Peter Andre

Dawn French: I Left Lenny For Peter Andre

Comedy legend, Dawn French, has today revealed the real reason behind her split with another comedy legend, Lenny Henry. In an interview with Sir Morgan of Talent, Dawn revealed, "I've been following Peter Andre since Mysterious Girl, I guess I'v...
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Funny story:  Katie Price: Brighton Theme Park Plan

Katie Price: Brighton Theme Park Plan

Buxom botoxed blinged-up beauty Katie Price has revealed plans to open her own theme park, just like her idol Dolly Parton. Chav Vegas will open it's doors to the public sometime next year and will replace the site of the burned out West Pier in B...
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Funny story:  Katie Price: Who's Gordon Brown Think He Is?

Katie Price: Who's Gordon Brown Think He Is?

Katie Price was positively glowing with rage earlier as she learned her global master-plan may be in jeopardy. Speaking at her daily Price conference Katie started out by telling reporters that she plans to launch a new range of marriage guidance...
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Funny story:  The Queen Says No

The Queen Says No

Our esteemed leader, Gordon Brown, has visited The Queen to ask for the dissolution of Parliament ahead of the General Election, but she has flatly refused. Appearing briefly outside Buckingham Palace a flushed Gordon told reporters, "I will be co...
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Funny story:  Alex Reid Finally Grows A Pair

Alex Reid Finally Grows A Pair

Alex Reid, the cage-fighting cross-dressing movie phenomenon and second husband belonging to Katie Price has stood up to his wife for the first time. Since marrying Reid earlier this year Katie Price has made a number of demands on her new husband...
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Funny story:  Katie Price To Be Face Of New Cosmetics Brand

Katie Price To Be Face Of New Cosmetics Brand

Glamour model and businesswoman, Katie Price, has revealed she is to launch her own cosmetics brand, and will hire no other model than herself to promote the range. It is reported that Katie has decided to press on with the range after she applied...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown Election Swan Song

Gordon Brown Election Swan Song

The Labour party's judgement was called into question this week as they decided to bring back Tony Blair to launch their campaign for the forthcoming General Election. The move, which has turned even more voters off the integrity of our democracy,...
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Funny story:  Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Katie Price today lost her temper during a press conference when she was asked by a reporter if she is sure she is completely over her break-up from Peter Andre. A shocked room of journalists witnessed the outburst as Price showed an uncharacteris...
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Funny story:  Katie Price To Launch TV Channel

Katie Price To Launch TV Channel

Katie Price has revealed she is to launch her own TV channel later this year as part of her global expansion plan. Ms. Price exclusively revealed her brilliant plan to a room of yawning journalists: "I'm fed up with having to be beholding to t...
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Funny story:  Katie Price: I'm Better Than Kerry Katona

Katie Price: I'm Better Than Kerry Katona

Busty beauty Katie Price, has today lashed out at her ex-husband Peter Andre posing for photos in glossy celebrity magazines with his friend Kerry Katona. Katona, who recently signed with the same management and legal team as Andre, has been to se...
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