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Funny story:  UN Leader Stalking Delia Smith

UN Leader Stalking Delia Smith

Ban Ki-Moon, leader of the UN, has recently been admitted to a mental institute created by Sir Richard Branson on his island. He had been asked to submit his statements on the trial of Tony Blair, which had been requested of him 1 month earlier.
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Funny story:  General Election 2010: Day Deleted!

General Election 2010: Day Deleted!

Within weeks after the date of this year's general election was announced, it has been cancelled - but in a much more complicated way than usual. Brown's government would not want to be seen as cancelling the election, as it would make Brown be vi...
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Funny story:  Queen Bans Sex Education

Queen Bans Sex Education

In the light of the recent media whirlpool regarding the various views on how undiluted the Sex Education syllabus should be taught, the Queen has decided that "Enough is enough!", and that she had always thought that it was a bad idea, and was impro...
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Funny story:  NHS Homeopath Defends Cash Spent on Medicines

NHS Homeopath Defends Cash Spent on Medicines

The NHS reportedly spent £4m last year on homeopathic cures, which are completely alien to most of the general public. Leading homeopathic medicinal scientist, Mrs. Joyflower Buttercup-Palmtree explains how it works: "Well, it's this radical new...
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Funny story:  Brown: Inspiration For Bullying Revealed

Brown: Inspiration For Bullying Revealed

Gordon Brown has been all over the country's press recently, for allegedly bullying staff at Number 10. Many are reported to have called a Bullying Helpline. In cases like these, it is necessary to go deeper than the superficial reports, excuses a...
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Funny story:  RBS CEO In Bonus Replacement Rumour

RBS CEO In Bonus Replacement Rumour

Stephen Hester, CEO of the Royal Bank of Scotland, has recently hit the headlines by announcing that he is giving up his £1.6m bonus for 2009. However, it came to my attention that he didn't mention that he might be replacing it with something no...
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Microwave Attachment Eliminates Need For Head Shaving

Hyram B. Dison's invention, which eliminates daily head shaving, is now on sale. "Microcaps" use a microwave to defoliate scalps with a rubber skull attachment similar to ones used in electric chairs.

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