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UN Leader Stalking Delia Smith

Funny story: UN Leader Stalking Delia Smith

Ban Ki-Moon, leader of the UN, has recently been admitted to a mental institute created by Sir Richard Branson on his island. He had been asked to submit his statements on the trial of Tony Blair, which had been requested of him 1 month earlier.

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General Election 2010: Day Deleted!

Funny story: General Election 2010: Day Deleted!

Within weeks after the date of this year's general election was announced, it has been cancelled - but in a much more complicated way than usual. Brown's government would not want to be seen as cancelling the election, as it would make Brown be vi...

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Queen Bans Sex Education

Funny story: Queen Bans Sex Education

In the light of the recent media whirlpool regarding the various views on how undiluted the Sex Education syllabus should be taught, the Queen has decided that "Enough is enough!", and that she had always thought that it was a bad idea, and was impro...

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NHS Homeopath Defends Cash Spent on Medicines

Funny story: NHS Homeopath Defends Cash Spent on Medicines

The NHS reportedly spent £4m last year on homeopathic cures, which are completely alien to most of the general public. Leading homeopathic medicinal scientist, Mrs. Joyflower Buttercup-Palmtree explains how it works: "Well, it's this radical new...

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Brown: Inspiration For Bullying Revealed

Funny story: Brown: Inspiration For Bullying Revealed

Gordon Brown has been all over the country's press recently, for allegedly bullying staff at Number 10. Many are reported to have called a Bullying Helpline. In cases like these, it is necessary to go deeper than the superficial reports, excuses a...

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RBS CEO In Bonus Replacement Rumour

Funny story: RBS CEO In Bonus Replacement Rumour

Stephen Hester, CEO of the Royal Bank of Scotland, has recently hit the headlines by announcing that he is giving up his £1.6m bonus for 2009. However, it came to my attention that he didn't mention that he might be replacing it with something no...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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