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Funny story: SuBo fanatic marries cardboard cut-out!

SuBo fanatic marries cardboard cut-out!

An obsessed American Susan Boyle fanatic has today married a life-sized cardboard cut-out of SuBo at his home in Redneck County. The cut-out, known as 'Flat Susan', has been used by fanatics at numerous 'Meet & Boast' gatherings around the USA...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics take out super-duper-mega-injunction!

SuBo fanatics take out super-duper-mega-injunction!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies may, or may not, have taken out a super-duper-mega-injunction against the entire internet today, after it is thought that a video clip of the fanatics attempting to phone SuBo at home may, or may not, h...
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Funny story: SuBo beaten by frog in popularity poll!

SuBo beaten by frog in popularity poll!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were probably annoyed today, after SuBo polled below Kermit The Frog in a pointless online popularity poll. The poll, run by Corrupt Really Asinine Polls (CRAP), asked 'Who do you love the most?'...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics get confused!

SuBo fanatics get confused!

A gaggle of American Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies had to be escorted to hospital earlier after spending over an hour talking to a SuBo waxwork. The fanatics, aged between 95 and 122, couldn't understand that it wasn't actually S...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics suffer "voter's finger"!

SuBo fanatics suffer "voter's finger"!

Hundreds of Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have been hospitalized over the past week suffering from "voter's finger." The problem began when the fanatics started voting in a meaningless online popularity poll. The poll sent the fa...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics demand airport name change!

SuBo fanatics demand airport name change!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today demanded that Edinburgh airport be renamed 'Susan Boyle Airport'. "We believe she's the most important Scottish person who ever lived, in the history of the world, so we demand that the ai...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics stage Quiltethon!

SuBo fanatics stage Quiltethon!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies are today staging their 24 hour live Quiltethon. The Quiltethon, broadcast live on the 'Happy Clappy Channel', will raise funds for the fanatic's next invasion of Blackburn, SuBo's hometown, due to t...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics set to break world record!

SuBo fanatics set to break world record!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies look set to break a world record, after presenting a quilt they had made to SuBo over the weekend. The quilt, so large it covers four ZIP codes, has the names of several million fanatics machine-stit...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatic's quilt quarantined!

SuBo fanatic's quilt quarantined!

A Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony was being held in custody last night, charged with the 'Importation of a blessed quilt without inoculations'. The American fanatic was held on arrival at Edinburgh airport, after customs staff discov...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics start travel business!

SuBo fanatics start travel business!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today launched their new travel service. The Wealthy International Tacky Travel Service (TWITTS) organises tours of Blackburn, SuBo's home town, for fanatics. "We weren't making enough money fro...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics launch own phone app!

SuBo fanatics launch own phone app!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today launched their own phone app, SuBoStalker 1.0. The app, available for a variety of trendy over-priced phones, can find SuBo within a 5 mile radius. "It runs in the background sniffing...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics cause Japanese beer shortage!

SuBo fanatics cause Japanese beer shortage!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have caused Japan to run out of beer, after SuBo was heard humming away in a Japanese beer commercial. "If Susan has endorsed it, then it's good enough for me! I immediately took my wealthy husband's...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatic's quilt comes to life!

SuBo fanatic's quilt comes to life!

A Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony was in shock last night after the quilt she had made for SuBo came to life. The quilt, measuring some 30 feet by 50 feet, was being blessed when it suddenly started moving. "I couldn't believe it.
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics declared illegal!

SuBo fanatics declared illegal!

The planned 'Intergalatic super-duper Susan Boyle fanatics gathering', due to take place in Scotland next month, has been cancelled after being declared illegal. The gathering, which was to be attended by several billion fanatical loonies and thei...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatic's latest quilt held for ransom!

SuBo fanatic's latest quilt held for ransom!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies were distraught today after their latest quilt was kidnapped and held for ransom. The quilt, the 300th to be made by the fanatics, was on its way to the UK to be presented to SuBo. "It was all a blur...
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Funny story: SuBo's cat recruited by Government!

SuBo's cat recruited by Government!

Susan Boyle's cat Pebbles has today started work for the Scottish Government as chief rat catcher for the West Lothian area. "We've had no end of problems with rats in the West Lothian area. The population seems to increase in early April, when th...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatics buy Forth Bridge!

SuBo fanatics buy Forth Bridge!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they are buying the Forth Bridge, so they can rename it the Susan Boyle Bridge. "We think it's important that a major Scottish landmark is named after Susan. We asked the go...
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Funny story: West Lothian put on full alert!

West Lothian put on full alert!

West Lothian has been put on full alert, after the Fanatics Tracking Bureau issued a Category 5 loonicane warning for the area. The loonicane, made up of hundreds of Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies, is expected to hit the area in e...
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