It was revealed recently by family barristers that Prince William stands to inherit the planet Mongo from the estate of Charles Middleton (AKA Emperor Ming the Merciless) great grandfather of his bride to be Kate Middleton.
A stipulation in his w...
The recession is over but the North Carolina Department of Transportation has decided to convert it's 200 miles of I-95 to a gravel surfaced highway in a bid to save the states' floundering budget.
After several meetings earlier this year the gene...
This evening, the Martians landed in New Orleans and had a long talk with authorities. They saw the oil slick from Mars and knew that disaster had struck.
They immediately offered to remove all that nasty water from our sea of oil.
"We were o...
Canadian forces have launched a daring Invasion of Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
Dressed in green suits they chose March 17th to cross the Poe Locks into Sault St. Marie.
Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm was quoted as saying, "I thought the U...
Unnamed sources have revealed a vast conspiracy in the US South to break with the United States of America or more precisely to get rid of all the Northern States.
The issue this time has nothing to do with slavery as such, but to preserve the So...
Former Vice President Dick Cheney was miffed at learning of President Obama's "Sane Day Surgery" proposal.
"That idea was ours from the get go!" said Mr Cheney. "We were already implementing "Sane Day Investment Counseling" and "Sane Day Home Mor...
In a stunning move to quell Republican claims of cost overruns, President Obama has today announced his plan to introduce "Sane Day Surgery". It is a novel idea to bring together all those in mental hospitals who either imagine themselves to be docto...
President Obama today is ordering a new issue of Federal Birth Certificates for all persons born after 28 February 2010.
Produced by the Heath Care Financing Administration in Baltimore MD, they will include not only the date, birth parent and ot...
The Assembly Health Committee is again considering the ban of all soft drinks in Los Angeles and perhaps all of the US.
Not only for health reasons of childhood and adolescent obesity but to save the planet from the tons of CO2 released as the ca...
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