Seoul, South Korea - After the ground-breaking study regarding the use of hag fish mucus as a means of combating erectile dysfunction was released last week, a maelstrom of changes have occurred.
Economies have shifted and fishermen have complete...
They are cute. They are cuddly. They drain your energy and finances. They are children and, according to researchers at the Fresno University of Nanite, Kinesiology, and Youth Studies, they are, directly and indirectly, the leading cause of death wor...
Marine biologists of the prestigious Floridian University of Carlyle Kursk released a statement today regarding one of the ocean's least appreciated creatures, the hagfish. The small, all but blind, lock jawed, eel-like monstrosity was, up to this po...
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