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Funny story: Elderly Woman Charged after Assaulting Fly

Elderly Woman Charged after Assaulting Fly

A woman in her sixties has been charged with Grievous Bodily Harm by the Health and Safety Executive after swatting an 'annoying' fly. Mrs Palmer from Scunthorpe was dusting furniture in her living room when the incident occurred. "It was buzz...
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Funny story: Global Warming Scam - It's Official

Global Warming Scam - It's Official

A leader climate change scientist working at the now infamous University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit (CRU), admitted yesterday that the threat of Global Warming was made up during a drunken party at Stringfellows nightclub in London. Ami...
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Funny story: David James Banning Order Fiasco

David James Banning Order Fiasco

Portsmouth Football Club are back in trouble again as a local sandwich bar next to Fratton Park bans David James. Lucy Pike, owner of 'Get Stuck in Sandwiches' said, "David and the other players have been regulars, but lately they have been taking...
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Funny story: 1432 Law Could Save MPs in Expenses Row

1432 Law Could Save MPs in Expenses Row

Three MPs accused last week of multiple offences under the 1968 Theft Act, have vowed to use an obscure Law passed by William the Deceitful in 1432 to avoid a lengthy prison Sentence. One of the three broke down in crocodile tears outside his 15 b...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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