A woman in her sixties has been charged with Grievous Bodily Harm by the Health and Safety Executive after swatting an 'annoying' fly.
Mrs Palmer from Scunthorpe was dusting furniture in her living room when the incident occurred.
"It was buzz...
A leader climate change scientist working at the now infamous University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit (CRU), admitted yesterday that the threat of Global Warming was made up during a drunken party at Stringfellows nightclub in London.
Portsmouth Football Club are back in trouble again as a local sandwich bar next to Fratton Park bans David James.
Lucy Pike, owner of 'Get Stuck in Sandwiches' said, "David and the other players have been regulars, but lately they have been taking...
Three MPs accused last week of multiple offences under the 1968 Theft Act, have vowed to use an obscure Law passed by William the Deceitful in 1432 to avoid a lengthy prison Sentence.
One of the three broke down in crocodile tears outside his 15 b...
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