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Funny story: Stolen sheep on show for farmers

Stolen sheep on show for farmers

Police are to show several hundred ewes which had previously been stolen from farms around the Tees region. The level of excitement in an otherwise pedestrian county is reaching fever pitch, as farmers across the area are gathering to identify th...
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Funny story: Nazi SS uniform man evicted from supermarket

Nazi SS uniform man evicted from supermarket

A shopper was asked to leave the supermarket after customers complained. He was spotted dressed in what appeared to be a black SS uniform with cap and red armband. Store Manager Mike Shrapnel said, "To be honest it isn't as unusual as it appears.
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Funny story: Australia criticised over Immigration problems.

Australia criticised over Immigration problems.

Not for the first time have Australian politicians been under scrutiny regarding the country's Immigration policy. Since the General Election two months ago the Government have done their level best to expose the number of illegals who have disapp...
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Funny story: Sixty immigrants leave UK after Home Office campaign

Sixty immigrants leave UK after Home Office campaign

Due to the Government's campaign of advertising on the side of a van, 60 illegal immigrants have now left the country. Earlier in the month the Advertising Standards Authority banned the advert carried on the vans, saying that they had received 60...
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Funny story: Vatican admits to bugging World Leaders' Phones

Vatican admits to bugging World Leaders' Phones

Pope Francis has admitted that his evenings are spent mostly listening in to the conversations of World Leaders. It appears that it's not just the Americans who delight in invading the privacy of sovereign states. The Vatican have acknowledged tha...
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Funny story: Cardboard cops replace Yorkshire's force

Cardboard cops replace Yorkshire's force

The life-size cutouts of a uniformed officer, which cost £25 each, will be deployed across Yorkshire Police's patch to make up for the staff currently working on the Jimmy Savile investigation. "So far," Det. Chief Superintendent Bill 'Skid' Marks...
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Funny story: Mayan apocalypse: Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver voted favourites to save us

Mayan apocalypse: Bruce Willis and Sigourney Weaver voted favourites to save us

The online poll of 2,000 Brits carried out by EndPoll for online movie provider 'blankbox', revealed that 57% of people were aware of the Mayan prophecy of the apocalypse and 13% confessed to being worried. More than one in four respondents put th...
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Funny story: Jimmy Savile probe: Police investigate claims against anybody with 'Celebrity' in their portfolio

Jimmy Savile probe: Police investigate claims against anybody with 'Celebrity' in their portfolio

Detectives working on Operation Yewtree have received several tip-offs relating to the stars and are set to arrest six more 'names'. The sheer volume of allegations, some as old as 130 years, are currently flooding into Police Stations up and down...
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Funny story: Royal Baby Commemorative Mugs Already On Sale

Royal Baby Commemorative Mugs Already On Sale

Despite the news being less than a day old, a Staffordshire pottery firm has begun producing a commemorative mug for the royal baby. The Emma Bridgewater firm, in Stoke-on-Trent, started work on the blue, red and white mugs late last night, and th...
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Funny story: Cameron resigns in favour of new sporting career

Cameron resigns in favour of new sporting career

Freddie Flintoff led the way. Loveable pisshead and cricket all-rounder Andrew Flintoff entered the ring a former England cricketer but left a heavyweight boxer after overcoming a second-round knockdown to beat lardarse American Richard Dawson on his...
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Funny story: Spam 'Viagra' emails destroy man's life

Spam 'Viagra' emails destroy man's life

For most of us, unsolicited emails advertising Viagra and other sexual paraphernalia are simply a part of life. Most of us receive them in our 'Spam' folder and delete them without ever looking at them. But for Marv Kuntz the story has taken a ver...
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Funny story: Cliche-ridden Cameron confuses Commons

Cliche-ridden Cameron confuses Commons

Prime Minister's Questions took a turn for the worse today where an under-performing David Cameron resorted to cliche rather than avoidance. Generally speaking it is an M.P.'s right not to answer questions directly. Even the simplest requests for...
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Funny story: Weather prompts road hazard warning for Wales

Weather prompts road hazard warning for Wales

The current state of the UK weather is hardly news. Each day we are regaled (literally) with more accounts of torrential rain, howling winds and damaged property. But to research a story that may well have slipped under the radar, The Spoof has be...
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Funny story: Church admits to existence of "Super-Satan"

Church admits to existence of "Super-Satan"

It hasn't been the most edifying of weeks for the Church of England. First they introduce Archbishop of Canterbury-to-be Justin Webbeleyebbely for our appraisal. Webbeleyebbely has an interesting past, only being ordained in 1991. He had previous...
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Funny story: Prince Philip wins Guinness Book of Records for most gaffe-prone human-being

Prince Philip wins Guinness Book of Records for most gaffe-prone human-being

It started as just another day in the Queen's Jubilee year: a visit to Bristol. Her Majesty and the ubiquitous Phil began their tour at the Bailey caravan factory, marking its own 65th anniversary. What they were unaware of was that Her Maj had a...
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Funny story: William Hague revealed as Super Hero

William Hague revealed as Super Hero

UK Foreign Secretary William Hague, he of the croaky voice and bumbling appearance, has told The Spoof that he has a second job. By day he masquerades as a politician, but at night his alter-ego is known as Baldness Boy. "I wanted to keep this sid...
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Funny story: Disappearing islands leave boffins scratching their heads

Disappearing islands leave boffins scratching their heads

Yesterday we reported on the mysterious case of Sandy Island, supposed to lie in the South Pacific between the eastern Australian coast and French-governed New Caledonia yet last week proven not to exist. Despite appearing on Google Earth and othe...
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Funny story: Government proposal to tax orgasms

Government proposal to tax orgasms

The Government have, this morning, unveiled plans to raise billions of pounds to support the fragile economy. It was widely expected that they were to introduce an increase in VAT, but in a shock, and massively controversial, move, Government spokesp...
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