Doctor's at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital were astounded late last night when Alla, the wife of Didier Drogba, gave birth to a white baby boy!
Drogba, the Ivory Coast and Chelsea striker, was absolutely overjoyed with the new arrival and...
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After the disappointment of Wednesday night, Roberto Mancini has announced that "to compete with the World's big clubs, we need to bring in some new faces".
Stockport Train Station has this morning announced a record number of ticket cancellations for journeys to London on Sunday 28th February, the number of tickets is believed to be in thousands. Astonishingly, all the tickets were purchased between 10.
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