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Funny story: Gary Glitter to Open Day Nursery

Gary Glitter to Open Day Nursery

Gary Glitter is set to make a spectacular comeback into public life - by opening a children's nursery. From his secluded mansion in the hilltops overlooking the town Glitter (real name Paul Madd) said "I stare out of my window looking at the chil...
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Funny story: Huge Wave Sweeps Across The UK

Huge Wave Sweeps Across The UK

A huge wave of apathy has swept across most of Britain today. It started in the early hours this morning when James Deakins of Hastings couldn't be arsed to get up for work. The wave quickly swept across southern Britain with a million people thro...
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Funny story: Basildon to be Nuclear Test Site

Basildon to be Nuclear Test Site

In an effort to shore up its ailing finances and to re-develop the area Basildon has outlined plans to turn the town into a nuclear test site. Large parts of the district have been deemed sites of unimportant interest thus enabling them to be used...
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Funny story: Goldman Sachs Announces Bumper Profits

Goldman Sachs Announces Bumper Profits

Banking Giant Goldman Sachs today announced bumper profits of £8billion. While the rest of the country struggles through the snow and with only snow to eat the bankers at the firms City headquarters were eating swan and basking in winter sunshine.
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Funny story: Peter Crouch named as the worlds tallest man

Peter Crouch named as the worlds tallest man

The moonwalking football giant has today been named as the worlds tallest man. Following a recent growth spurt the gargantuan has reached the dizzy height of 9ft 6 inches beating the previous record holder, Robert Wadlow, by an incredible 7 inches.
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Funny story: Tony Blair Found In Cupboard

Tony Blair Found In Cupboard

After a week long search Tony Blair has been discovered in a cupboard at his 100 acre mansion in Sedgfield. Asked about his whereabouts the former premier said "I was told by a close aide that the ongoing Iraq Inquiry is likely to uncover a lot o...
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Funny story: Class War Inevitable

Class War Inevitable

The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...
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Funny story: The return of rickets: Victorian disease on the rise

The return of rickets: Victorian disease on the rise

A lack of diet and exercise has seen the return of rickets a popular disease of the victorian era. The consumption of fatty foods and the unwillingness of people to move very much has led to its return. People in the North of England are proving...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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