Gary Glitter is set to make a spectacular comeback into public life - by opening a children's nursery.
From his secluded mansion in the hilltops overlooking the town Glitter (real name Paul Madd) said "I stare out of my window looking at the chil...
A huge wave of apathy has swept across most of Britain today. It started in the early hours this morning when James Deakins of Hastings couldn't be arsed to get up for work.
The wave quickly swept across southern Britain with a million people thro...
In an effort to shore up its ailing finances and to re-develop the area Basildon has outlined plans to turn the town into a nuclear test site.
Large parts of the district have been deemed sites of unimportant interest thus enabling them to be used...
Banking Giant Goldman Sachs today announced bumper profits of £8billion. While the rest of the country struggles through the snow and with only snow to eat the bankers at the firms City headquarters were eating swan and basking in winter sunshine.
The moonwalking football giant has today been named as the worlds tallest man. Following a recent growth spurt the gargantuan has reached the dizzy height of 9ft 6 inches beating the previous record holder, Robert Wadlow, by an incredible 7 inches.
After a week long search Tony Blair has been discovered in a cupboard at his 100 acre mansion in Sedgfield.
Asked about his whereabouts the former premier said "I was told by a close aide that the ongoing Iraq Inquiry is likely to uncover a lot o...
The government has today announced war on the upper and middle classes. In an attempt to win over its traditional voters Gordon Brown has ordered the army to surround all the royal residences and to shoot anyone carrying a sceptre Furthermore typical...
A lack of diet and exercise has seen the return of rickets a popular disease of the victorian era. The consumption of fatty foods and the unwillingness of people to move very much has led to its return.
People in the North of England are proving...
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