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Funny story: N. Korea Aims to Feed Masses

N. Korea Aims to Feed Masses

North Korea - Kim Jong-il, leader of the highly repressive government of North Korea, announced that the missile tests on July 4th were nothing more than an attempt to acquire food to the nations starving masses.
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Funny story: Satire Writers Endorse Bush

Satire Writers Endorse Bush

GUILFOYLE, Nebraska -- Satire Writers of Planet Earth, or S.W.O.P.E, in their annual convention in a small town in the central plains, have endorsed President George W. Bush over John Kerry, Ralph Nader, and a small poodle named 'Sammy'...
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Funny story: Kerry Replaces Edwards With Jack O'Lantern

Kerry Replaces Edwards With Jack O'Lantern

MADISON, WI (SP) -- In a move to shore up his lead in the crucial swing state of Wisconsin, Democratic Presidential Nominee John Forbes Kerry shocked his supporters by announcing that instead of North Carolina Senator John Edwards as his runni...
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Funny story: Bush, Kerry Battle For Dead Swing Voters

Bush, Kerry Battle For Dead Swing Voters

Akron, Ohio -- (SP) With the election campaign heating up, both sides have turned to the cold vote to bring their candidate to victory.
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Funny story: Ten Commandments Barred From Courthouse, Schools Next?

Ten Commandments Barred From Courthouse, Schools Next?

(Cumberland, MD--SP)Members of the Doo Wop group 'The Ten Commandments' were saddened Monday at a Judges decision to bar the stylish ensemble from performing on the front steps during Allegany County Days. Maryland District Judge Ross...
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Funny story: Gay Divorce; Hall and Oates Split

Gay Divorce; Hall and Oates Split

San Diego, California (SP) -- Rockers Daryl Hall and John Oates have announced they are 'Gay Divorcing'.
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Funny story: 'Axis of the North' Concerns State Department

'Axis of the North' Concerns State Department

Washington D.C. -- The State Department, concerned over growing rhetoric from countries like North Korea and North Carolina, have issued a decree that the United States is committed to bringing the leaders of the 'Axis of the North' to...
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Funny story: Pepsi Addiction Grips Ashley Olsen

Pepsi Addiction Grips Ashley Olsen

New York City -- Billionaire media mogul Ashley Olsen is suffering from a crippling addiction to Pepsi-Cola, according to a source close to her family. The teen star entered a "Carbonated Beverage Detox Center" on Thursday.
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Funny story: Woman Put to Death For Incomplete Sentences in Middle East

Woman Put to Death For Incomplete Sentences in Middle East

AMMAN, Jordan -- A Jordanian court ruling today in the western province of Faie Duniwei shocked some observers when the public address system shorted out and gave a tingly kick to an otherwise typical ruling in the middle-eastern nation.
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Funny story: Czech Team Trains For Athens

Czech Team Trains For Athens

OSTRAVA, Czech Republic (SP) -- The woman running around the track isn't just chasing a maraschino cherry on a string, she's running for glory in Athens.
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Funny story: Markers Reduce Cholesterol, Scientists Baffled

Markers Reduce Cholesterol, Scientists Baffled

FENNIMORE, Wisconsin -- Researchers at the University of Wisconsin at Fennimore have determined that using markers somehow reduces cholesterol down to levels that are almost non-readable.
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Funny story: Small Planes Kill Fewer, Study Finds

Small Planes Kill Fewer, Study Finds

BALTIMORE, Maryland -- Small planes are nearly three hundred times as likely to kill less people per accident than larger jet aircraft.
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Funny story: Childrens Performer Charged With Indecency

Childrens Performer Charged With Indecency

SHERIDAN, Illinois -- Sara Avery, 27, of rural Earlville was charged with two counts of indecency and one count of lewd conduct stemming from an investigation into a children's party from June 25th of this year.
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Funny story: Kerry Tongues Dick, Picks Edwards

Kerry Tongues Dick, Picks Edwards

PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania -- John Kerry, presumptive democratic nominee for president, announced today that he is choosing Senator John Edwards of North Carolina to be his running mate.
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Funny story: Polo Outbreak in Nigeria; Thousands Feared Infected

Polo Outbreak in Nigeria; Thousands Feared Infected

LAGOS, Nigeria -- Health officials in this growing African city are concerned with reports of an outbreak of Polo that hasn't been seen in nearly fifty years. Olikoye Ransome-Kuti, Health Minister for the western African nation, is still...
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Funny story: Shatner to Play Villain in Next Bond Adventure

Shatner to Play Villain in Next Bond Adventure

London -- Pinewood Studios executives are hush on the situation, but sources close to the upcoming James Bond movie say that William Shatner has agreed to portray the villain.
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Funny story: FDA Prohibits Sale of 'Stacker3' Diet

FDA Prohibits Sale of 'Stacker3' Diet

NEWTON, New Jersey -- NVE Pharmaceuticals 'Stacker3' diet plan has failed to meet approval by the FDA for sale in the United States.
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Funny story: Clinton Captured; Terror Alert Drops to Green

Clinton Captured; Terror Alert Drops to Green

BAGDAD, Iraq -- Former United States President William Jefferson Clinton was captured today in an operation conducted by Marines in Iraq...
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