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Jordan - No JT Cock Shocker

Funny story: Jordan - No JT Cock Shocker

Celebrity glamour girl and home made interweb porno star Jordan, also known as Katie Over-Priced, has today revealed that she has never had a fumble with shamed England captain John Terrence. This has come as somewhat of a shock to the sports and...

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UK leaves The Recession Club

Funny story: UK leaves The Recession Club

The UK finally staggered drunkenly out of the Recession Club, Holborn early yesterday morning after drinking heavily in there since early last year. The G20 nations all met up for a drink up in the famous club in the spring of last year and each s...

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Rising sea levels mystery solved

Funny story: Rising sea levels mystery solved

For years the sea levels globally have been rising and homes and villages on the east cost of England have been lost to the sea as coastal erosion advances. On the Yorkshire coast alone, five houses worth a total £18,000 have fallen over the cli...

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Meteorologists Become Scaremongers of Doom

Funny story: Meteorologists Become Scaremongers of Doom

The world's premier weather and climate study organisation, a staunch rival of the Met Office, are to officially recategorise and revamp their Weather Warning System. For many years now no one has listened to weather reports after they repeatedly...

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Liverpool to send help to Haiti

Funny story: Liverpool to send help to Haiti

Liverpool are to send much needed help to the people Haiti. Eighty five shellsuited helpers from the Liverpool Supporters Club drunkenly boarded a DC10 at Liverpool Paul Ringo Lennon Airport today on a mission to provide much needed support to the a...

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Dealers prepare for 2012 games with tender process

Funny story: Dealers prepare for 2012 games with tender process

London's drug dealers are 'gearing' up for the London Games by entering the tendering process for the lucrative contract to be the official narcotics supplier to the 2012 games. The games organiser, the ODA, today posted an electronic tender via...

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Prince William represents Queen on tour

Funny story: Prince William represents Queen on tour

Forces sweetheart Prince William has arrived in Sydney on his first royal visit representing the Queen. However he has caused some raised eyebrows amongst his subjects 'down under' by carrying out his duties whilst putting on a Queens voice and acti...

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Return of Rab C Nesbitt documentary angers Scots

Funny story: Return of Rab C Nesbitt documentary angers Scots

The popular fly on the wall documentary featuring Robert 'Rab' Nesbitt and his family and friends returns to our screens this week (BBC2 9.30pm, English Subtitled). However the return of this popular philosopher has not been welcomed by everyone.

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