In a desperate fight the increasing levels of Xenophobia, US president Barack Obama has hired Apple CEO Steve Jobs to help the Government fight public opinion and make the population realise that they 'want' immigration.
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Home Secretary Alan Johnson has declared the UK full and ordered that the UK Border agency close all Ports with immediate effect.
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The UK's most popular supermarket has announced a country wide initiative in which the retail giant will be instructing all its stores to individually source their meat from local suppliers.
After years of complaints from the UK farmers alliance,...
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