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Funny story:  Steve Jobs hired to promote immigration.

Steve Jobs hired to promote immigration.

In a desperate fight the increasing levels of Xenophobia, US president Barack Obama has hired Apple CEO Steve Jobs to help the Government fight public opinion and make the population realise that they 'want' immigration. In a cleverly arranged pre...
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Funny story:  Britain declared 'full'.

Britain declared 'full'.

Home Secretary Alan Johnson has declared the UK full and ordered that the UK Border agency close all Ports with immediate effect. For years now British Daily Mail readers have been screaming from the roof tops that the UK's population was getting...
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Funny story:  Obese man hired to produce personal pork scratchings

Obese man hired to produce personal pork scratchings

An obese UK man from Sunderland has been hired to help a local butcher shop produce its own brand of pork scratchings with a twist. After spending years of outsourcing its pork scratchings, Hank Bacon decided that there must have been a cheaper wa...
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Funny story:  Supermarket Store Sources Local Meat

Supermarket Store Sources Local Meat

The UK's most popular supermarket has announced a country wide initiative in which the retail giant will be instructing all its stores to individually source their meat from local suppliers. After years of complaints from the UK farmers alliance,...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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