Local man Terry Hutchins, 34 who is said to have an I.Q of 300 has today finished a death ray he had been working on since he was 12. The death ray witch is said to be powerful enough to blow up a planet is now collecting dust in the garage of Mr...
Men all over the world are said to be 'heading for the hills' as women all over the world synchronize there periods to create one hellish up and coming 5 days. News of this mass synchronization came as Mark Bishop a Canadian man got home from work...
It been 20 odd years since the Chernobyl Disaster and yet we still have no Superheros. As this world seems to crumble down around us and the absence of Captain Planet, Superman, Batman, Wonder Women, Hulk and others, we are all heading on a downward...
The saying "Curiosity killed the cat" was today put to rest as the autopsy of North Dakota cat Richard Hopkins was released today. "I've called this press conference today to announce that cat Richard Hopkins was killed by one fatal gunshot to th...
People all over the world are reported to be hiding in underground bunkers and military bases as reports of a alien invasion hit the media this morning. Two aliens said to have joined the popular networking site Twitter, leek'd information of a co-or...
As the aid for the injured, homeless and starving people floods into the airport at Haiti's capital, there have been wide reports of grid lock for the aid getting out to the people of Haiti. Some of the supplies have even been sent back as part...
With the announcement last week of all porn sites withdrawing there content from the internet, it seems the Super Information Highway has become a wasteland. The enormous gap left by the content being deleted has been "impossible to fill" says loc...
A local New Jersey man, 43y.o Garth Rodgers said to have "hit the disco clubs" last night was left in shock when he entered a local club. "I could not believe what i saw! Almost every woman had a mini skirt and a tight top. You could almost see t...
The Devil himself, Satan, has come out today saying "I'm rather pissed off that God has plastered my image as being bad person.I'm not a bad person just because of my field of work, it has to be done." Satan has tried over the years to promote hi...
Polar bears nation wide are said to be "angry & upset" with Greenpeace and there latest antics. As large chunks of ice find there way down from the Arctic Ocean, the polar bears home is slowly eroding away. Greenpeace have of lately been send...
It was released today that NASA scientists with the use of there brand new trillion dollar telescope have reveled the mysteries of the universe. As we have all noticed the absence of God, scientist now tell us that the whole universe is a paper weigh...
As the ever expanding world of technology continues to grow, so to are the fields it crosses. In this latest case it seems technology has found itself at home again in the sex industry. This time it seems to not be for the benefit of women but for me...
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