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Funny story: Michael Jackson, One Year Later - Can We Stop Caring Now?

Michael Jackson, One Year Later - Can We Stop Caring Now?

Michael Jackson was an incredibly talented child. That can go without saying, even though it was just said. The Jackson 5 were a dynamic group whose music will live forever. Early work by a solo Michael, showed that he could dominate our worl...
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Funny story: BP's CEO, England's Coach, and Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run as NUNS!

BP's CEO, England's Coach, and Joran Van Der Sloot On The Run as NUNS!

British Petroleum's CEO, Tony Hayward, knew he was fucked when he accidentally told the truth to a reporter that he wanted his life back. Then all those made-up "fixes" kept not working, now this one sort of works but all of the American southern co...
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Funny story: "Artificial Life" Achieved, Dr. Craig Venter Is A God Walking Among Pond Scum

"Artificial Life" Achieved, Dr. Craig Venter Is A God Walking Among Pond Scum

What is the big deal? Well, a genetic god walks among us! Dr. Venter has created "artificial life"! It is SO important for the world. Why? It just is. Especially for those science neigh sayers who don't want anything like this happening. Well...
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Funny story: 'Old Testament' God to Run Against His Son Jesus For U.S. President in 2012

'Old Testament' God to Run Against His Son Jesus For U.S. President in 2012

It took some convincing but Karl Rove has done it again. In negotiations with Heaven, earlier this week, he got the big G to run for President. It has turned out that God was rather cheesed-off that his son thought he could be President, but dear-o...
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Funny story: It is the E not the V we need to worry about!

It is the E not the V we need to worry about!

Europeans and not the Visitors are our true enemies and are ALIENS! Did you know they do have universal health care? And worst of all, many of them are living among us Americans. You can tell them apart if you pay attention. They usually hav...
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Funny story: Pregnancy Almost Illegal in Utah

Pregnancy Almost Illegal in Utah

Attention ladies of Utah: Do NOT have babies in your beloved state unless you want to possibly go to jail. Move to a surrounding state since any miscarriage in Utah will soon be illegal. No sane woman wants a miscarriage, so now if (God forbid) o...
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Funny story: Rielle (Husband) Hunter Releases New Book: Not A Homewrecker 101: A Guide To Pre-Discovering Failed Marriages

Rielle (Husband) Hunter Releases New Book: Not A Homewrecker 101: A Guide To Pre-Discovering Failed Marriages

In an interview released this week, Ms. Hunter defended her "relationship" with former Presidential candidate and baby-daddy, John Edwards. In doing so she also mentioned that she is releasing a book on the matter of her discovery of John's marital...
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Funny story: Kraken Eats Apollo Anton Ohno As He Wins 20th Olympic Metal!

Kraken Eats Apollo Anton Ohno As He Wins 20th Olympic Metal!

Ok not really, but that is what these lame sports/movie tie-in commercials seem to show. It was first seen during the NBA Finals where Kobe Bryant turns into a Orc. Now, during the Olympics there is a Kraken that is about to eat Apollo Anton Ohn...
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Funny story: The Tea Party Is Just A Republican 2.0 Reboot

The Tea Party Is Just A Republican 2.0 Reboot

Just as the new Star Trek movie breathed life into an old, sad, overdone franchise, so the Tea Party is to the Republican Party. No more older men in bad toupees and corsets. Now there are younger, more attractive versions of your favorite origina...
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Funny story: Toyota Swagger-Wagon Ad Shows They Still Have The Ego, So Who Cares About Safety?

Toyota Swagger-Wagon Ad Shows They Still Have The Ego, So Who Cares About Safety?

Unless you have been dead or living in a cave, you have been watching the Winter Olympics. If you have any brains, you have been DVRing them and therefore have avoided many of the advertisements that make up about half of the coverage of the Winter...
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Funny story: The Penis Is No Longer Just A Member, It Is Now Either A Whole Other Part Of The Psyche Or Is A Sentient Being

The Penis Is No Longer Just A Member, It Is Now Either A Whole Other Part Of The Psyche Or Is A Sentient Being

John Mayer, Robert Pattinson and Tiger Woods seem to have one thing in common, their penis's have a mind of their own. Mr. Meyers penis is racist, but he swears the rest of him is down with chocolate. Mr. Pattinson says he is allergic to vaginas, w...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Simultaneously Throws Hat In Arizona Ring and John McCain Under the Bus

Sarah Palin Simultaneously Throws Hat In Arizona Ring and John McCain Under the Bus

It started with the McCain-Hayworth Race being a choice between a two types of Republican mega-jerks. Now John McCain even has competition from his former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin for his Arizona Senatorial seat. Sarah Palin has d...
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Funny story: IDIOT Tips Her Hat to Idiotic States Actually Considering Getting Rid of Speed Cameras!

IDIOT Tips Her Hat to Idiotic States Actually Considering Getting Rid of Speed Cameras!

Never mind the saved lives. Never mind the safer road conditions. But do mind the extra revenue, since it is not enough. That is what many lawmakers are saying about the "success" of speed cameras on our nation's roadways. Well I say absolute...
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Funny story: 'Low Fiber "Atkins-style" Diets Cause of Partisan Iceholeness in DC'

'Low Fiber "Atkins-style" Diets Cause of Partisan Iceholeness in DC'

Scientists have finally admitted that the diet fad of the first decade of the 21st century may be the culprit for the icy political situation in our Nation's capitol. The high protein, low carbohydrate, Atkins-style diet has impacted colons across t...
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Funny story: Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Democrats Try to Catch Up to GOP in Sexualization of Politicians

Since the election of "Senator Beefcake" Scott Brown in Massachusetts, the Democratic Party is maneuvering to be on the forefront of the sexualization of Politicians. In light of this, the Democratic Party Chairman, Tim Kaine, has made a deal with Th...
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Funny story: Senator Beefcake Proves That Sex Sells for the GOP!

Senator Beefcake Proves That Sex Sells for the GOP!

The newest Senator from the Bay State, Scott Brown, formerly a centerfold in Cosmopolitan Magazine circa 1982, has shown that sex sells for the GOP. Having found a winning strategy for Massachusetts, the Republican party now is on a hunt for hot, yo...
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Funny story: "Mother of 2 Has Been Kicked Off of Facebook"

"Mother of 2 Has Been Kicked Off of Facebook"

Rine Erryb, a stay-at-home mother, was struck off for taking up too much server space constantly updating her status and playing every game offered by Facebook. Her husband Bob, was relieved when they kicked her off: "The kids' diapers haven't...
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Funny story: Palin Fox Deal Leaks

Palin Fox Deal Leaks

Fox news was proud to add Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin to their tight family earlier this week. Their fair and balanced forum should be a perfect place for the perky former Vice-Presidential candidate. A Fox insider was able to give s...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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