The University of San Taskamonia recently have patented a new device for automated wanking.
This new robot was designed by one student, a Dr. Ivana Tinkle.
"I, among many other students of the university, have much trouble wanking at night, so...
During the talks that took place in Copenhagen recently, almost all of the nations taking place in the talks became disgruntled with Norway's stance on climate change and most of the participating nations agreed to declare World War Three.
The Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is currently in hospital today after suffering an acute attack of being tongue twisted due to a speech he made recently.
The following is a snippet from the tricky speech:
"Part of the problem lies in wh...
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