Football manager, Juan Knill, has been sacked with immediate effect after making a joke about the Togo national team shooting at a press conference.
Speaking in his usual incomprehensible West Country accent, Knill said: 'Before we start this pres...
CABINDA PROVINCE, ANGOLA - Emmanuel Adebayor has revealed the true motive as to why he's returned home in the wake of the gun attack on the Togolese National team: the Manchester City striker has tickets to the darts championship final and doesn't wa...
REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA - A new transgressions mode is being developed for the next Tiger Woods computer game. The mode was revealed at a press conference today.
Despite being in the early stages of development, when asked about the features on T...
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