A couple in Tombstone, Arizona, who were overheard telling the folks of the Western town that "they had had it with living and would be better off dead," attempted to follow through on that statement in a suicide pact that failed.
Sugar and Ralph...
Dallas Cowboy's owner Jerry Jones has admitted he is annoying. In a statement released today through his spokesperson Donald Dam, Jerry conveyed, "I know who I am and I know I'm annoying. I built a big stadium because everything in Texas is Big. I pu...
A married couple visiting a New Mexico ski valley both severed their legs this past weekend while skiing and the surgeon who reattached the limbs switched the legs in a medical error. The couple, Tina and Fred Jones of Austin, Texas, who were visitin...
Famed children's book character and movie star Winnie the Pooh says he dislikes honey. "I never liked the stuff and I feel I am now old enough to say so," Winnie told reporters outside his Forest Hills home.
Honey protestors who have long thought...
Predicted Pregnancy, a low or no-cost organization mostly utilized by teens to avoid unwanted pregnancies has closed.
A spokesperson for the organization that wished not to be identified said Senator Orrin Hatch from Utah who has often said he wou...
In reports that talk show host Jay Leno, who left NBC's tonight show may be returning, current host, Conan O'Brien wants to revive the Howdy Doody television show. The statement to revive the children's show featuring the 48-freckled puppet Howdy Doo...
NFL all-stars, quarterback Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts and defensive linebacker Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens will meet this Saturday in a playoff showdown in Indianapolis. In a sharp turn of events, Peyton Manning said, "If Ray Lewi...
The New England Patriots 33-14 loss to the Baltimore Ravens in the playoffs eliminates the chance for a possible fourth Super Bowl for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Viewers who tuned in to watch this gridiron battle noted Tom Brady's obviously black...
Cincinnati Bengals wide-receiver Chad Ochocinco (whose last name used to be Johnson) has stated he will change is name again to Chad NumeroUno despite what NFL commission Roger Goodell has to say about it.
"He can't stop me," Ochocinco said. "He c...
The rumors are true and author Christopher Hitchens has written his autobiography. Hitchens, the author of So Many Men's Rooms, So Little Time, wants to reveal all so to speak.
Hitchens is infamous for defending former Idaho Senator Larry Craig wh...
New England Patriot's quarterback, Tom Brady announced in a magazine interview that, "modeling is hard."
Some of his Patriots teammates who have made it into the playoffs with a 10-6 record are concerned with the comment of Tom Bradylicious. Rand...
The White House announced today that President Obama has received the Auto Czar Award. White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs says the "President is honored to receive this award and truly hopes he can continue to live up to controlling the auto i...