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Husband and Wife Suicide Pact Goes Awry

Funny story: Husband and Wife Suicide Pact Goes Awry

A couple in Tombstone, Arizona, who were overheard telling the folks of the Western town that "they had had it with living and would be better off dead," attempted to follow through on that statement in a suicide pact that failed. Sugar and Ralph...

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Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Admits He's Annoying

Funny story: Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Admits He's Annoying

Dallas Cowboy's owner Jerry Jones has admitted he is annoying. In a statement released today through his spokesperson Donald Dam, Jerry conveyed, "I know who I am and I know I'm annoying. I built a big stadium because everything in Texas is Big. I pu...

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Surgeon Switches Husband and Wife's Legs

Funny story: Surgeon Switches Husband and Wife's Legs

A married couple visiting a New Mexico ski valley both severed their legs this past weekend while skiing and the surgeon who reattached the limbs switched the legs in a medical error. The couple, Tina and Fred Jones of Austin, Texas, who were visitin...

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Winnie the Pooh Says He Dislikes Honey

Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Says He Dislikes Honey

Famed children's book character and movie star Winnie the Pooh says he dislikes honey. "I never liked the stuff and I feel I am now old enough to say so," Winnie told reporters outside his Forest Hills home. Honey protestors who have long thought...

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Parenthood Organisation Closes It's Doors

Funny story: Parenthood Organisation Closes It's Doors

Predicted Pregnancy, a low or no-cost organization mostly utilized by teens to avoid unwanted pregnancies has closed. A spokesperson for the organization that wished not to be identified said Senator Orrin Hatch from Utah who has often said he wou...

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Conan O'Brien to Revive Howdy Doody Show

Funny story: Conan O'Brien to Revive Howdy Doody Show

In reports that talk show host Jay Leno, who left NBC's tonight show may be returning, current host, Conan O'Brien wants to revive the Howdy Doody television show. The statement to revive the children's show featuring the 48-freckled puppet Howdy Doo...

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Petyon Manning to Ray Lewis: "If he wants the ball, I'll throw it to him."

Funny story: Petyon Manning to Ray Lewis: "If he wants the ball, I'll throw it to him."

NFL all-stars, quarterback Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts and defensive linebacker Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens will meet this Saturday in a playoff showdown in Indianapolis. In a sharp turn of events, Peyton Manning said, "If Ray Lewi...

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Patriots Lose, Tom Brady Wears Black Underwear

The New England Patriots 33-14 loss to the Baltimore Ravens in the playoffs eliminates the chance for a possible fourth Super Bowl for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Viewers who tuned in to watch this gridiron battle noted Tom Brady's obviously black...

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Chad Ochocinco to Change Name--Again

Cincinnati Bengals wide-receiver Chad Ochocinco (whose last name used to be Johnson) has stated he will change is name again to Chad NumeroUno despite what NFL commission Roger Goodell has to say about it. "He can't stop me," Ochocinco said. "He c...

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Christopher Hitchens Writes Autobiography

Funny story: Christopher Hitchens Writes Autobiography

The rumors are true and author Christopher Hitchens has written his autobiography. Hitchens, the author of So Many Men's Rooms, So Little Time, wants to reveal all so to speak. Hitchens is infamous for defending former Idaho Senator Larry Craig wh...

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Tom Brady Announces Modeling is Hard

Funny story: Tom Brady Announces Modeling is Hard

New England Patriot's quarterback, Tom Brady announced in a magazine interview that, "modeling is hard." Some of his Patriots teammates who have made it into the playoffs with a 10-6 record are concerned with the comment of Tom Bradylicious. Rand...

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President Obama Receives Auto Czar Award

Funny story: President Obama Receives Auto Czar Award

The White House announced today that President Obama has received the Auto Czar Award. White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs says the "President is honored to receive this award and truly hopes he can continue to live up to controlling the auto i...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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