A new health and diet drink is booming in the Alaska bars which was created by a prominent toilet paper company and a closet alcoholic physician which are making millions!
It is said to be a favorite of Sara Palin's and the secret to her weight...
Lindsay Lohan's secret insationable desire for sex is the result of this new and until now secret chocolate!
It was created by an aging european chief who has created it to keep up his reputation of "a horny old goat"
Ms. Lohan purchased the...
In the news today we find out where Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh find the source of their reports, yes that's right it's the Devil. Pat Robertson spilled the beans by reporting this himself.
It seems the aging minister knows the Devil personal...
The baby boom generation may soon have the geriatric porn they have been begging for in a movie remake of a very popular 1970's porn flick.
The movie is said to start production next month deep in the Florida everglades. Secret sources report the...
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