Pop star Shaking Stevens has finally been cured of his shakieness.
"I'm no longer Shakey" he said to an adoring throng of mongoloids who gathered outside This Ole House yesterday, singing songs, hugging and drooling all over the shop.
Sir Jimmy Savile was involved in a midnight hospital dash last night. Night porters at local hospital St Nicks were startled during the nightshift, when they heard strange noises coming from one of the rooms.
One porter, who does not wish to be na...
Charles Bronson, notorious Death Wish actor and so-called leader of murderous hippy cult the Family, was freed last night after 40 years in jail, for the infamous Tattie Bianco slayings, which he claims he never committed.
"I was innocent all alon...
Dirty Den Grantham, star of TV's Eastenders, has been chosen by Her Majesty to recieve a top gong for not shooting any taxi drivers in the back of the head since 3rd December 1966.
Del Boy (real name Leslie Crowther) was said to be delighted with...
Shamed Glam Rock pervert Gary Glitter was found dead again last night. Postmortem results have confirmed that this time Gadd, real name Paul Michael Gadd, wasn't hung in a fictional TV drama, but was in fact a victim of food poisoning.
Uri Geller, father of Michael "Wackson" Jacksonson's real children and celebrity conjurer, was today named as the World's Biggest Bender.
The title was taken from Culture Club lead singer and Big Brother loser, motorcycle cop George Michael, who h...
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