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Funny story: Shaking Stevens is cured!

Shaking Stevens is cured!

Pop star Shaking Stevens has finally been cured of his shakieness. "I'm no longer Shakey" he said to an adoring throng of mongoloids who gathered outside This Ole House yesterday, singing songs, hugging and drooling all over the shop. Stevens,...
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Funny story: Jimmy Saville's midnight hospital dash

Jimmy Saville's midnight hospital dash

Sir Jimmy Savile was involved in a midnight hospital dash last night. Night porters at local hospital St Nicks were startled during the nightshift, when they heard strange noises coming from one of the rooms. One porter, who does not wish to be na...
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Funny story: Charlie Bronson goes free

Charlie Bronson goes free

Charles Bronson, notorious Death Wish actor and so-called leader of murderous hippy cult the Family, was freed last night after 40 years in jail, for the infamous Tattie Bianco slayings, which he claims he never committed. "I was innocent all alon...
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Funny story: Grantham wins UK top gun award

Grantham wins UK top gun award

Dirty Den Grantham, star of TV's Eastenders, has been chosen by Her Majesty to recieve a top gong for not shooting any taxi drivers in the back of the head since 3rd December 1966. Del Boy (real name Leslie Crowther) was said to be delighted with...
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Funny story: Gary Glitter Dead Again.

Gary Glitter Dead Again.

Shamed Glam Rock pervert Gary Glitter was found dead again last night. Postmortem results have confirmed that this time Gadd, real name Paul Michael Gadd, wasn't hung in a fictional TV drama, but was in fact a victim of food poisoning. A spokesper...
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Funny story: Uri Geller is world's biggest bender

Uri Geller is world's biggest bender

Uri Geller, father of Michael "Wackson" Jacksonson's real children and celebrity conjurer, was today named as the World's Biggest Bender. The title was taken from Culture Club lead singer and Big Brother loser, motorcycle cop George Michael, who h...
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After Slashing Size of Utah Monuments,Trump Will Next Sub-Divide the Grand Canyon

The portion of the Grand Canyon freed from historical status will be filled in and a casino built.
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