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Middle Aged Harlingen Man Finally Making Peace With Life as a Convenience Store Clerk

HARLINGEN, TX - Local 7-11 convenience store clerk, Oshira bin Habib has finally made peace with his life after nearly 19 years in his position. "I had hoped to make an impact on the world in a memorable way", Habib lamented. "I suppose I was just ne...

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Facebook 'Friendship' Based Solely on Mutual 'Like' of Beef Jerky

Funny story: Facebook 'Friendship' Based Solely on Mutual 'Like' of Beef Jerky

HARLINGEN, TX - A local man has established a new Facebook friendship based entirely on the mutual like of Oberto brand Natural Style Peppered Beef Jerky sources discovered on Wednesday. A Facebook user for nearly 18 months, 39 year old area resid...

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Area Man Curses Jesus Nightlight

Funny story: Area Man Curses Jesus Nightlight

HARLINGEN, TX - A nightlight designed to represent an image of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ caused Christopher Baker, area father of two to explode in a torrent of obscenities on Monday when he was unable to complete the simple task of changing i...

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Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

Funny story: Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

HARLINGEN, TX - Local long time Express Pizza delivery boy, Bradley Chapman will at long last achieve a dream that he has been anticipating since he was still a junior in high school. Today Chapman will officially be honored with the status as pizza...

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Harlingen Man Still Looking for Missing Screw, Risks Losing Family

For nearly eight months, Harlingen area resident Christopher Baker has been searching for a screw that somehow fell out of his Sharp Viewcam personal camcorder posing little more than a mild inconvenience. So far all efforts to locate the missing...

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Duck Decoy Malfunction Left Unexplained

A Harlingen area family was left puzzled on Sunday when a duck decoy they had placed in their backyard to attract real ducks failed to perform to plan. Christopher and Adriana Baker were both approached by their two young children early that after...

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Area Cat Barely Let In 5 Minutes Ago, Already Wants Out

A Harlingen area cat who was just let in the house five minutes ago, already wants out according to a local man. "It defies any reasonable explanation", Christopher Baker said of the family's pet cat Mario on Monday. "He'll be sitting out on the b...

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Area Man Wondering Why He Buys Bananas Anymore

Harlingen area resident, Christopher Baker continues to wonder why the supply of bananas he bought a week ago have gone uneaten. "I don't buy a lot, like four or five at the most", Baker commented. "You would think that someone in this house woul...

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New Car Smell Spray Fails to Live Up To Expectations

Funny story: New Car Smell Spray Fails to Live Up To Expectations

After a trip to the local Dollar Tree, area shopper Christopher Baker was crushed to discover that the 64 oz bottle of new car smell spray he purchased for exactly one dollar failed to live up to his high expectations. "All I can say is that it s...

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Barbecue Sparks Pretend Call for Help

A barbecue at a local area family's home sparked a pretend call for help Sunday afternoon. The youngest daughter of Christopher and Adriana Baker of Harlingen proceeded to call for assistance after witnessing her father lighting the grill in prep...

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10 Minute Trip to Petsmart Results in 3 Hours of Begging for a Cat

Funny story: 10 Minute Trip to Petsmart Results in 3 Hours of Begging for a Cat

For area mother, Adriana Baker, a recent trip to the local Petsmart for hamster bedding turned into an experience she would like to forget. "I can't explain how it all started and I suppose it should have occurred to me in advance but it didn't",...

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Family's New Pet Possessed By Devil, Experts Say

The Baker family of Harlingen has a new pet and experts are speculating that it may be possessed by the Devil. 'Ginny', an otherwise unremarkable guinea pig was recently acquired by the family's matriarch, Adriana Baker from the wife of a principal i...

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Area Man Can't Believe The Mess The Girls Made in the Bathroom

After getting out of bed around 2:45am Thursday morning for a drink of water, area resident Christopher Baker could scarcely believe his eyes when he peeked into the guest bath and noticed the total mess the girls made in there. The girls in quest...

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Family Owns 50 Cookbooks, Having Chicken For Dinner Again.

Funny story: Family Owns 50 Cookbooks, Having Chicken For Dinner Again.

A Harlingen area family that has collected no less than 50 cookbooks over 20 years is having another uninspired dinner of chicken and macaroni with cheese for the fourth time in three weeks. According to Mrs. Adriana Baker and her husband Christo...

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