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Criss Angel being stalked by stalker

Funny story: Criss Angel being stalked by stalker

The famous Las Vegas Magician, Criss Angel has a serious problem. He is being stalked, by a stalker. The Las Vegas Police Department daily log book shows a complaint by the famous entertainer that he has someone following him wherever he goes, "e...

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Bakery names Tiger Tarts

Funny story: Bakery names Tiger Tarts

Famous Bakery, Windemere, FL- The Tiger Woods saga has touched many hearts, as well as many types of industries since the onset of the scandal. Capitalizing on the famous golfer's downfall is a small town bakery in Windymere, FL which is now produ...

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TW Golf Carts to become top line soon

Funny story: TW Golf Carts to become top line soon

A struggling new golf cart company named TW Golf Carts in a little little known town of Many Mistresses, Virginia always has jokes made about their town when people refer to them as being in Vagina, instead of Virginia. However, when looking on th...

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Toy Company gets complaints on "Talking Tiger"

Funny story: Toy Company gets complaints on "Talking Tiger"

Toys That Talk - This new toy industry is just beginning to reap the harvest of the Tiger Woods saga in it's new creation, "The Talking Tiger". Parents are somewhat dismayed with the toy company's representation of their newest talking creation si...

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Elin's reaction to Tiger's Press Conference

Funny story: Elin's reaction to Tiger's Press Conference

TV Flashes and Entertainment Slashes- The Tiger's wife stayed out of the Tiger's limelight as he proclaimed the hurt he caused to wife and family. As Elin sat in front of their 92 inch home entertainment center at home she could see every pore in...

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World Watches Words from a Wounded Tiger

Funny story: World Watches Words from a Wounded Tiger

News Flash Favorites -According to news flashes everywhere on the planet, Tiger Woods is due to give apologies to all of his mistresses and anyone else he might have offended in his tirade of terrible deeds these past few months. The TV news stati...

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Does Ellen have the "balls" to be an Idol Judge?

Funny story: Does Ellen have the "balls" to be an Idol Judge?

Does America like Ellen? What the polls are suggesting is that everybody doesn't care, so the polls turned to rephrasing the question. Does American Idol audiences like Ellen? Some audience members when asked to use their auto poll phones provid...

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Tiger Mistress happy for him

Funny story: Tiger Mistress happy for him

The Tiger Woods stories and jokes are starting to dwindle, and so the many mistress tales are also sliding down the ladder of 5 minutes of fame. Some of the mistresses are coming up with new ways to stay in the limelight by making comments about...

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Mold-a-Kid , Never Adopt Again

Funny story: Mold-a-Kid , Never Adopt Again

Hollywood and the Rest of the Planet - It is a status symbol to be the one with the most kids adopted from a foreign country. To be the next to adopt you have to be able to get your application in and of course have the most money to lay out to ru...

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Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Funny story: Paula Abdul dirty dancing with John Travolta?

Paula will love to dance - especially to the tune of one million dollars. This talented little lady is good at no matter what she does and now she can prove her talents for dancing. When she joins "dancing with the stars" she will be paired with...

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Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Funny story: Paula wants Simon to be her Partner

Paul Abdul offered big bucks to -do what comes naturally. Dancing with the stars wants Abdul to be in their high profile production. The offer is said to be one million dollars. Paula is pondering the productions offer and says, "I'll be happy t...

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Women are serious about wanting to SEE Howard Stern

Funny story: Women are serious about wanting to SEE Howard Stern

Radio shock jock Howard Stern may not be loved everywhere by everyone, but some women are totally awe struck by the bushy haired Stern. Women write into the radio station executives all the time with nude pictures of themselves, asking to hook up...

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Jon Gosselin and Octomom Being Offered a Realty Show

Funny story: Jon Gosselin and Octomom Being Offered a Realty Show

Jon Gosselin wants more children-Yes, it does seem unbelievable that a man who has eight children at present would like more to add to his already over crowded household. However, Jon let it be known that he has contacted another person who is als...

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Online Auction Site draws attention by Highest Bid Ever

Funny story: Online Auction Site draws attention by Highest Bid Ever

Highest Bidder in Online Auction Site -has confirmed that he will pay and unknown seller the amount of one million, six hundred dollars and 42 cents for the chance to be the first person to penetrate the Earth's atmosphere without help of a rocket.

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Pamella Anderson's Breasts Only available as a Set

Famous Chocolate Company Makes News Again - The designers are always hard at work thinking of new famous people to turn into chocolate delicacies and they think they have come up with "another winner", says the production manager. It is understoo...

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Alec Baldwin Contemplates Craigs Lists Ad

Funny story: Alec Baldwin Contemplates Craigs Lists Ad

Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Alec Baldwin is one of Hollywood's most respected actors. He is an attractive, sexy bachelor who is yet to be snatched up by one of his leading ladies. "His eyes are what attracts you to him" said one of the...

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Jon and Octomom dine out

Funny story: Jon and Octomom dine out

Octomom and Jon -recently met for dinner after each reading the other's news stories. This reporter for the Entertainment Edition News caught them at it, so to speak, and it looked like they both had a lot in common. Jon contacted the Octomom a...

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New life saving equipment soon to be mandatory for all Cruise Ships

Funny story: New life saving equipment soon to be mandatory for all Cruise Ships

Cruise Liner Queen of the Nile - is docked in the deep waters of the Pacific by a remote anchor made possible by a company hoping to help cruise liners who are plagued by people jumping or being pushed overboard when the cruise liners reaches deep w...

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