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Country music to be licenced

Funny story: Country music to be licenced

In a frightening development the US Govt has announced that anyone who wishes to purchase country music , either from shops or by download , must now be licenced . It will not be enough to prove you are a drunken, denim wearing, pickup driving fuc...

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Jacko exclusive

Funny story: Jacko exclusive

World renowned psychic and lying fucker Pierce Mycolon has sensationally revealed that legendary dead as shit ex pop loon Michael Jackson is talking to him from beyond the grave. Pierce states that Michael claims to have had a hard time getting pa...

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Divine revelation in India

An amazing holy appearance occurred earlier today to local boy Gupta Singh in Smuvass, India . As he lay on his bed stroking the weasel the prophet Mohammed appeared to him with a message for mankind (women were included but not allowed from the k...

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Kirk on chick planet shock

In his Starfleet blog this week Admiral James T. Kirk , better known to his colleagues as wiggy , has been complaining about his recent diplomatic mission to the all female planet of Lesbostonia. Having heard it was a chicks only planet old wiggy...

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Obama confused

US bigshot Baz Obama has admitted to being totally confused by shit. He is trying to work out how being born in Kenya as a British citizen he ended up as President of the Useless States of America. Whilst pondering this one of his secret service p...

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Italian PM hit in face - and not before time!

Funny story: Italian PM hit in face - and not before time!

At a rally in Milan Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berladultery was yesterday whacked in the face by some nut job, breaking his nose and losing him some teeth. Berladulterys ex wife and that teen nymph he was sniffing round a while back are said to...

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New document found exposes Irans nuclear trigger.Its definitely not a fake either.

Funny story: New document found exposes Irans nuclear trigger.Its definitely not a fake either.

Unlike the laptop found with Iranian nuclear secrets on a while ago that turned out to be a Mossad fake this time its claimed the documents regarding irans nuclear trigger are genuine. Having had the docs translated it can be revealed they state t...

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Subo/Brown mixup.

Funny story: Subo/Brown mixup.

President Barry Obama has today apologised to British PM Gordon Brown after mistaking him for Subo during a recent Whitehouse visit. "C'mon" said Barry "This fat,ugly lump of flesh speaking Scottish waddled into my office and i made a natural erro...

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Breaking news…

Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them

"He's made us laugh so much and he's orange. We know he can't last too much longer, so just sayin'."
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