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Jolie and Pitt Bring Suit Against TheSpoof.com

Funny story: Jolie and Pitt Bring Suit Against TheSpoof.com

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have brought suit against the TheSpoof.com. Pitt and Jolie are alleging that the only reason thousands of tabloid newspapers worldwide are reporting a split up between the entertainment pair is that TheSpoof.com printed...

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Detained Wabitt Escapes! Wreaks Havoc in Spoofington Police Station; Spoofers Terrified!

Funny story: Detained Wabitt Escapes! Wreaks Havoc in Spoofington Police Station; Spoofers Terrified!

Spoofington, NY- The Spoofington Police Department, in yet another embarrassing failure announced today that the infamous "Bunny Wabitt" who had terrorized U.S. and UK Top Spoofers has escaped. According to Sargent B.T. Fields, the spoof terrori...

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Leif Garret and Rip Torn to Star in New Film: "Jeez, What Stinks Around Here?"

Funny story: Leif Garret and Rip Torn to Star in New Film: "Jeez, What Stinks Around Here?"

Leif Garret, 48, a One Time Big Time Pop Star & and Retired Spoofer, had just been arrested for possession of, and flying high on H-juice. Appearing to have been shootin' some kind of juice up the spoof pipes for years, he appeared in booking ph...

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O'Bomba Improves "No Child Left Behind" Program to "No Child Not Dumbed Down"

President O'Bomba, teleprompter reading at gunpoint to demands from the Banking and Insurance Industries, finally agreed to sign an Executive Order to dumb down the population even more, and to reward schools and teachers for "doing the dumbing down...

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TheSpoof.com University Finally Gains Accreditation; Begins Enrolling PhD Candidates

Funny story: TheSpoof.com University Finally Gains Accreditation; Begins Enrolling PhD Candidates

The Smarty Pants and Sassy Ass Virtual University, TheSpoof.com finally received its long awaited accreditation from the Giggles and Googles Association of Schools and Colleges today. University System Owner and Newly Installed Provost, Mark Lowton,...

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California Pot Growers Threaten Federal Goverment's Afghanistan Bananastand Pot Plan

Funny story: California Pot Growers Threaten Federal Goverment's Afghanistan Bananastand Pot Plan

Just as the U.S. Government moves to divert Afghan poppy farmers from fueling the world cocaine supply by paying them to grow marijuana instead, a desperate cash strapped California has launched a pot growing and smoking phenomena of its own. A N...

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Cheech and Chong's Pot Superstore Opens to Throngs in Oakland, California; "Shwartzenegger Sees the Tax Light go Green"

Funny story: Cheech and Chong's Pot Superstore Opens to Throngs in Oakland, California; "Shwartzenegger Sees the Tax Light go Green"

Taking the Amsterdam notion to new highs, Cheech and Chong's New Pot Superstore opened to throngs of tokers and smokers today in California. The Oakland based Superstore sports over 15,000 square feet of fresh pot, hashish and a variety of hash oils...

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Tiger Woods, John Edwards & Gary Glitter Form New Male Consultancy Firm: SEXMasters, LLC

Funny story: Tiger Woods, John Edwards & Gary Glitter Form New Male Consultancy Firm: SEXMasters, LLC

The new firm, SEXMasters, LLC with Senator John Edwards leading the way, will specialize in providing familial shuck and jive lines, stealth travel and communication technologies as well as DNA Denial Defenses to married men, committed sports figures...

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New York Restaurants Dirty Secrets Revealed!

Funny story: New York Restaurants Dirty Secrets Revealed!

A recent summarizing report from the New York Restaurant Inspection Bureau revealed the following: OOPS! Dropped That One! The first thing every one of them want to keep secret is that when a plate tips or flips, the contents come right up off...

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Serena Williams Files Unfair Competition Complaint Alleging Henin Too Fast Due to Lack of Boobs

Funny story: Serena Williams Files Unfair Competition Complaint Alleging Henin Too Fast Due to Lack of Boobs

Serena "Monster Mouth" Williams famous for threatening tirades on the court, has filed a formal "Unfair Competition" complaint with the WTA, alleging Australian Open finalist Justine Henin is "way to fast because she doesn't have to pack any boobs ar...

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O'Bomba Says "I've had Enough and I Quit!" Will Now Train As Lead Running Dog for Palin Run in 2012 Alaskan IquitaRod

Funny story: O'Bomba Says "I've had Enough and I Quit!" Will Now Train As Lead Running Dog for Palin Run in 2012 Alaskan IquitaRod

Barracks "Can't Please Everyone then Please Yourself" O'Bomba finally said "Enough is Enough" and presented his resignation to a Self Congratulatory New Queen, Hillary Clinton today. O'Bomba, seriously injured in a headbutting contest with Jr. G...

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Snow Fleas Seen Jumping from Britney's Snatch During "Circus of Fleas" Concert Tour

Funny story: Snow Fleas Seen Jumping from Britney's Snatch During "Circus of Fleas" Concert Tour

Initially photographed at the first of many revealing appearances on Britney's "Circus of Fleas" concert tour, the smaller than a Bumble Bee micro-performers were seen swarming and jumping from the stripper's fully exposed snatch during her frequent...

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O'Bomba Outlines Jobs Emphasis, Appoints Steve Jobs as New Jobs Czar in "No Jobs Left Behind Program"

Funny story: O'Bomba Outlines Jobs Emphasis, Appoints Steve Jobs as New Jobs Czar in "No Jobs Left Behind Program"

President O'Bomba, under great pressure to turn the economy around and get 25 million unemployed workers back to work, made jobs a priority in his State of the Union Speech tonight. In a Government Growth Initiative Extravaganza, O'Bomba created...

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Kiefer Sutherland Can't Buy a Mexican Rump Roast

Funny story: Kiefer Sutherland Can't Buy a Mexican Rump Roast

The already rich Movie Star, Kiefer Sutherland, fell for yet another git richer quick scheme today. The gullible Sutherland flipped a Stockton Beefer Bogie upwards of a million bucks to "Fetch some Beefalos in Mexico" and "Flip 'em for Big Bucks i...

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Cheryl Cole Wins SeX Factor's Galaxy Class Ass Contest; Passes Kate Beckensale for Most Beautiful Woman Awards

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Wins SeX Factor's Galaxy Class Ass Contest; Passes Kate Beckensale for Most Beautiful Woman Awards

The ever attractive and multi-talented Cheryl "Tweety" Cole has rocketed to fabulous fame and fortune time and time again over the last four years and has done it yet again, winning SeX Factor's Contest for the Best Galaxy Class Ass. The Dynamic D...

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Old Man Farve Pounds Sand; Youth is Served for 999,999th Time

Funny story: Old Man Farve Pounds Sand; Youth is Served for 999,999th Time

Looking like an old man trying to give one to the Gipper, Farve hipped, hopped, flipped and then flopped in his bid to play in the big one with Real Super Bowl Contenders. Farve, in the first half did make a genuine but feeble effort, flicking a...

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O'Bomba to Focus on Jobs & Economy

Funny story: O'Bomba to Focus on Jobs & Economy

And to get things kicked off right, Wal Mart, the Retailing and profits giant of America, made their own announcement the same day. At Wal Mart owned Sam's Clubs across the U.S. more than 11,000 staffers will be laid off as the retailer seeks lower w...

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O'Bomba Overtakes "Balloon Boy, 2009" for Dork of the Year Honors with "Buffoon Boy, 2010"

Funny story: O'Bomba Overtakes "Balloon Boy, 2009" for Dork of the Year Honors with "Buffoon Boy, 2010"

B.S. News Network is now reporting Barack O'Bomba has overtaken the Falcon Henne "Balloon Boy" facade in "Dork of the Year" voting with his own hilarious storyline "Buffoon Boy, 2010" O'Bomba, the naive poster boy for "Change You Can Believe In "...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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