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Funny story: The Moon Vows Retaliation for Missile Attack

The Moon Vows Retaliation for Missile Attack

The Moon alarmed the people of Earth today and threatened retaliation for the bombing of its southern pole this week. In a message beamed live to all major news stations across the globe, an obviously angry alien figure shook its fist at the camera a...
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Funny story: Earth's "Earth Day" Message: "Get the hell off me!"

Earth's "Earth Day" Message: "Get the hell off me!"

While President Obama used Earth Day to push a "Green Jobs" agenda, the Earth itself sent a mass e-mail urging humanity to develop the technology to move elsewhere. "You guys are worst than head-lice," the message said in part. "The dinosaurs kep...
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Funny story: Space Station Crapper Crippled

Space Station Crapper Crippled

The crew of the International Space Station awoke to discover the toilet out-of-order this morning, requiring use of the "outhouse", otherwise known as the Soyuz escape capsule attached to the station.
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Funny story: Greenpeace to "Party Naked"

Greenpeace to "Party Naked"

Greenpeace is looking for a few good naked volunteers in a bid to meet recruitment goals. "It's a tried and true formula: naked women bring in hoards of men," said one Greenpeace administrator. After a short period of hazing, the volunt...
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Funny story: Mission Control: Shuttle Repairs Likely to Go Over Written Estimate

Mission Control: Shuttle Repairs Likely to Go Over Written Estimate

SPACE CENTER, Houston - Discovery astronaut and mobile mechanic Stephen Robinson disappointed Mission Control last week by announcing that the damage to the ship's thermal tile belly was more extensive than first thought and immediately re...
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Funny story: Food Shortage on International Space Station; Cannibalism Feared

Food Shortage on International Space Station; Cannibalism Feared

HOUSTON (The Spoof) - An "unexpected" food shortage aboard the ISS has NASA concerned about the possibility of cosmic cannibalism unless a Russian supply ship docks with the station soon. The December 24 launch of the next Progress is now cri...
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Funny story: Bush/Kerry Debate: Alien Versus Predator

Bush/Kerry Debate: Alien Versus Predator

With only days remaining before the mildly anticipated debate between George Bush and John Kerry in Coral Gables, Florida, the PR departments of both camps are in high gear trying to drum up…even a little bit of enthusiasm among the potential viewing...
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Funny story: Satirists Avoid Kerry/Edwards in Favor of Bush Humor

Satirists Avoid Kerry/Edwards in Favor of Bush Humor

Hoping for a "post-Convention Bounce", the Kerry/Edwards ticket has fallen flat on the humor front. "No one except amateurs are touching Kerry/Edwards right now," Jay Leno said in a pre-show interview. "But apparently that ha...
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Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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