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Funny story:  F*cking A**hole Boss Bin Ladin Takes Credit For Something He Didn't Do

F*cking A**hole Boss Bin Ladin Takes Credit For Something He Didn't Do

Karachi, Pakistan - Osama bin Ladin, the fancy pants boss of Al Qaeda, claimed credit for the attempted bombing of an Detroit bound plane Christmas day. While the plot failed it was widely praised in the terrorism community for it's effect of scaring...
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Funny story:  Blood Bank/Sperm Bank Launch Donation Competition

Blood Bank/Sperm Bank Launch Donation Competition

Bangor, ME - The Red Cross and Gaia Fertiliy Clinic have launched a donation competition to try and fill shortages in both banks of medical fluids. The blood bank and sperm bank are trying to beat each gallon for gallon in donation for the month of J...
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Funny story:  Frat Boy's Facebook Left Open for 3 Hours without Vandalism by Brothers

Frat Boy's Facebook Left Open for 3 Hours without Vandalism by Brothers

Fayetteville, AK - University of Arkansas sophomore Humphrey Bailey left his Facebook open on his computer in his frat house bedroom for nearly three hours yesterday without vandalism or interference from his fraternity brothers. Bailey, an Alpha Gam...
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Funny story:  "Operation Send in the Clowns" aims to win hearts, scare crap out of Afghans

"Operation Send in the Clowns" aims to win hearts, scare crap out of Afghans

Kabul, Afghanistan - US Military Forces have announced a new phase of the surge strategy in Afghanistan, code named "Send in the Clowns". Under this strategy the US will send the 32nd Clown Expeditionary Force into the country to win the hearts of Af...
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Funny story:  Fans Angry Foreign Student Athletes Just Coming to Campus to Learn

Fans Angry Foreign Student Athletes Just Coming to Campus to Learn

Indianapolis, Indiana- The NCAA is facing criticism from college sports fans that foreign student athletes are coming to American college's primarily to get an education they couldn't afford otherwise. A recent NCAA survey found that most foreign stu...
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Funny story:  South African Violence Against Refugees Shows Some Didn't Get the Point of "District 9"

South African Violence Against Refugees Shows Some Didn't Get the Point of "District 9"

Polokane, Souh Africa - In border regions near Zimbabwe a flood of refugees has created social tension and violence that shows that not everyone got the message behind the film District 9. The New York Times reports of murders and vigilante actio...
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Funny story:  Team Blackwater Finds Immunity Cheat in "Operation Iraqi Freedom"

Team Blackwater Finds Immunity Cheat in "Operation Iraqi Freedom"

Baghdad- Team Blackwater, a group of independent contractors, found a cheat code in their legal game Operation Iraqi Freedom. The professional first person shooters were the first to find the loophole, left by the designers when it was released in 20...
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Funny story:  Fan Fiction Found To Be Better, More Popular Than Original Book

Fan Fiction Found To Be Better, More Popular Than Original Book

Lubbock, Texas- Sci-fi/fantasy writer Melvin Zetterhorn has found himself under attack from some of his fans. Zetterhorn, a mediocre writer who nonetheless has a sizable following, has discovered his fans have been writing fan fiction based on his wo...
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Funny story:  FBI E-mail Warned of Terror Plot, Mistaken for Nigerian Banking Scam

FBI E-mail Warned of Terror Plot, Mistaken for Nigerian Banking Scam

Washington, D.C. - History has repeated itself as the failed terror attack in Detroit has shown eerie similarities to the security failures leading up to 9/11. Like the Phoenix e-mail memo warning of the 9/11 terrorists flight training was ignored,...
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Funny story:  Redneck TV Station to Keep Holiday Lights Contest Going All Year

Redneck TV Station to Keep Holiday Lights Contest Going All Year

LouArkanissippi- WKKK Channel 15, a local Fox affiliate in this sleepy Southern region of the United States, has decided to make a change to it's decade long Christmas "Lights of LouArkanissippi" contest and keep it going on all year. Station manager...
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Funny story:  Study Finds More People Leaving South, Threatening to Reverse Gains in Gene Pool

Study Finds More People Leaving South, Threatening to Reverse Gains in Gene Pool

Mobile, AL - In this Gulf Coast city in the deep south, one thing you may notice is the many abandoned and foreclosed homes. The recession has hit hard here, and this region may be suffering the most from the housing bust. Now the South has seen...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Says She's Not Monogamous in Marriage, But You Still Don't Have A Chance

Angelina Jolie Says She's Not Monogamous in Marriage, But You Still Don't Have A Chance

Hollywood, CA - Angelina Jolie, actress and wife to Brad Pitt, told Das Neue magazine that she doesn't believe in monogamy and that she and Brad Pitt live in an open marriage. "I doubt that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship... Ne...
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Funny story:  CIA Chief Tries to Figure Out What He's Getting for Christmas

CIA Chief Tries to Figure Out What He's Getting for Christmas

Undisclosed location, USA - Leon Panetta, Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, has set up a special group of crack agents to figure out what he's getting from his wife for Christmas. Panetta, whose package weighs approximately six and a h...
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Funny story:  Emo Books Put Negative Criticisms on Dust Jacket to Boost Sales

Emo Books Put Negative Criticisms on Dust Jacket to Boost Sales

Bristol, CT- Rusty Razor Press, a small publisher of music magazines and cult fiction, has announced a new marketing strategy to boost sales among their core audience. Rusty Razor Press will start printing negative reviews received from readers of ad...
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Funny story:  Rooftop Solar Panels Opposed by Frisbeetarianists

Rooftop Solar Panels Opposed by Frisbeetarianists

Portland, Oregon- At the fiftieth annual Cir-Conference of Frisbeetarism the members of this obscure religion were in fierce debate on green energy. Coming on the heels of the Copenhagen Conference, these religious people had a quite different view...
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Funny story:  Michigan Touts Growth of Labor Export Market

Michigan Touts Growth of Labor Export Market

Lansing, MI - Michigan's unemployment rate currently sits at 14.7%, the highest in the nation. That is lowered than the 15.3% in October. Governor Jennifer Granholm touted the drop and pinned it on the state's growing labor export sector. "While s...
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Funny story:  Deep Cuts in Circumcision Program Announced By WHO

Deep Cuts in Circumcision Program Announced By WHO

New York- The World Health Organization (WHO) announced they would be making deep cuts in circumcision programs in Africa due to budget concerns. "Due to falling budgets related to the economic crisis, our funding for male circumcision as part of...
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Funny story:  Obama to Pay Bailed Out Executive in IOU's

Obama to Pay Bailed Out Executive in IOU's

Washington, D.C. - After criticizing bailed out banks for not making loans to jump start the economy, Barack Obama announced another measure to issue tough love to the banks in order to keep them honest and responsible in their business dealings.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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