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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Cheryl Cole Drenches Dutch Dancer In Diarrhea

Pop's favourite poop princess, Cheryl Cole stole the show at last night's Brit Awards. Not only did she win the prize 'The Most Achieved With The Least Talent' awards, but she dazzled the audience by shitting over a dancer while singing her latest hi...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Squirts Some Bum-Juice In A Taxi

Cheryl Cole Squirts Some Bum-Juice In A Taxi

It seems that over the recent weeks, Cheryl Cole's reputation has moved from being the 'Perfect Pop Princess' to the 'Pitiful Poo-Problemed Pikie'. Indeed, week after week, she has been involved in some kind of 'dung debacle' or another. This week...
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Funny story: Alex Ferguson Denies 'Penis Problem' Allegations

Alex Ferguson Denies 'Penis Problem' Allegations

Manchester United manager and bloke with a hilariously red nose (I wonder if he drinks too much...?) Alex Ferguson, yesterday categorically denied ALL the evil rumours being spread on online websites. Ferguson has given team many years of 'Man U G...
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Funny story: Fuel Prices Set To Plummet After Copenhagen SCANDALS

Fuel Prices Set To Plummet After Copenhagen SCANDALS

Following the shameful behaviour of world leaders at Copenhagen a few weeks ago, and the rising evidence that anthropogenic global warming is a pile of wank, would leaders have today apologised and promised to lower fuel retail prices but reducing du...
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Funny story: UK Man Makes Plans For £Billions After Patenting Snow

UK Man Makes Plans For £Billions After Patenting Snow

Starting off as a mechanic, Stevie 'Frosty' Ross of Retford, Nottinghamshire never though he'd be super-rich, but after making a decision that Dragons Dens would be proud, Ross is set to become wealthier than the Sultan of Brunei. "I were sitting...
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Funny story: Boy George - Porn Flick Freedom DENIED

Boy George - Porn Flick Freedom DENIED

In a desperate attempt to gain his freedom, troubled pop star Boy George yesterday launched his appeal to be released from prison. He had been denied by judges last week. He was jailed some months ago for tying up a model hired for a photo shoot...
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Funny story: Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Police last night arrested Jack Tweed on suspicion of acts against public decency. HE was taken in by Snaresbrook Police in Essex following complaints from local residents and shopkeepers. The 22 year old widower of dead beached whale Jade 'Fat Cu...
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Funny story: Eurostar CFO Stuck In Wife's 'Tunnel'

Eurostar CFO Stuck In Wife's 'Tunnel'

A senior executive of Eurostar was yesterday rushed to hospital with his wife following a freak accident at home. Roger McHunt, the Chief Financial Officer of Eurostar had been making love to his wife Valerie in the early hours when he experienced...
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Funny story: Joe McElderry Turns To Rappers N.W.A. For Direction

Joe McElderry Turns To Rappers N.W.A. For Direction

What a complete bastard of a result' - those were the words of X Factor winner Joe 'Jorrr' McElderry on hearing that his winning song DID NOT make it to Christmas number One. McElderry's song, 'The Climb' as an emotional song about a window cleane...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

Tiger Woods GAINS A New Sponsor

In a month that has been a torturous one for the world's greatest golfer, some good news at last. A new sponsorship deal could net Woods the tidy sum of $20million over a two year contracted period. Sexy Muthafucka Crotch Enhancers (SMCE) are a w...
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Funny story: Obama Saves The Planet & The Universe

Obama Saves The Planet & The Universe

President Barack Obama, master of the universe and second coming of Christ today changed the world forever at the Copenahgen Climate Change Summit. The 'Modern Day Jesus' told the world that "meaningful and unprecedented" breakthroughs had been ma...
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Funny story: Obama Arrives in Copenhagen - Drunk!

Obama Arrives in Copenhagen - Drunk!

The burning topic is meant to be climate change in Europe this week, but on arrival today, US President Barack Obama was the centre of discussion for very different reasons than hoped by many. Air Force 1 landed in Copenhagen in the early hours an...
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Funny story: Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping. Ms Harman had been shopping at Lid...
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Funny story: Britain Hit By Snow - CLIMATE CHANGE...PANIC!

Britain Hit By Snow - CLIMATE CHANGE...PANIC!

Last night, parts of Britain saw the most snowfall since summer. Scientists, mainly those funded by governments with more money than sense have confirmed that THIS IS ALL DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE "Before yesterday, we had experienced no snowfall in t...
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Funny story: Peaches Geldof Car Crash

Peaches Geldof Car Crash

The world was in shock today on hearing the terrible news that Peaches Geldof was involved in a serious head-on collision with a pensioner. Peaches, daughter of Sir Bob Geldof of Ethiopia and the late Paula 'I Sucked Off Hutchence' Yates was driv...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole In Canine Faeces Drama

Cheryl Cole In Canine Faeces Drama

TV's golden girl, Cheryl Cole was yesterday placed in a very embarrassing situation when she mistakenly ate a small piece of dogshit thinking it was a truffle. Girls Aloud's pop princess had been attending a fund-raining event at Battersea Dogs Ho...
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Funny story: X Factor's Ray Quinn - My Bullying Hell

X Factor's Ray Quinn - My Bullying Hell

Many may have forgotten the chubby little dancing scouser from a few years back. In fact, Ray Quinn was in the finals of The X Factor in which luscious Leona Lewis triumphed. But behind that fat smile of his, lives a plethora of painful memories.
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview

Cheryl Cole Does A Poo In Her Knickers During Interview

Pop princess, and famed mentor of X Factor winner Joe McElderry found herself in a little pickle yesterday morning. Or perhaps more of a 'poo-ckle'? Cole was being interviewed alongside McElderry on London's LBC 97.3 Radio. Interviewer James O'Bri...
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