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Santa arrested in Savile probe

Funny story: Santa arrested in Savile probe

As the list of celebrities linked to the ongoing investigation into Jimmy Savile grows, it was revealed today that Santa Claus had been arrested by police. Santa, real name Father Christmas, was arrested with regard to offences dating back to the...

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2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

Funny story: 2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the two DJs at the centre of the Kate Middleton prank-call controversy, have died in apparently unrelated accidents while undergoing surgery at the same hospital in Sydney. Greig, 30, who had been admitted to St.Vi...

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News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

Funny story: News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

The FBI has revealed that, in the weeks after the 9/11 attacks in the US, employees of News International dug up the graves of victims and 'hacked' into them, removal vital organs, bones and even brains in an effort to find more information. Agent...

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Rebekah Brooks is a 'can't'

Funny story: Rebekah Brooks is a 'can't'

Having declined to appear in from of the Department of Culture, Media and Sport's select committee next week, Rebekah Brooks has revealed herself to be a 'can't'. Despite the fact that both Rupert and James Murdoch have agreed to attend, Brooks ha...

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Turnip now 'root vegetable of choice' for West-Coast Rappers

Funny story: Turnip now 'root vegetable of choice' for West-Coast Rappers

It may just be a humble root crop, but the turnip is now the must-have accessory of the West Coast rap scene, so beloved of SUVs, cognac and diamond-encrusted watches. The vegetable has become famous as a result of the song 'Bitch Smokes My Turnip...

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South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

Funny story: South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

One hundred and fifty five years after the rest of the South capitulated to the North in the American Civil War, the state of South Carolina has finally conceded that it can no longer continue to fight for its right to subjugate and enslave without c...

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Maddie: was the Pope involved?

Funny story: Maddie: was the Pope involved?

As the Pope touched down in England this morning, the storm of controversy surrounding his state visit increased as it emerged that The Sun newspaper has linked the disappearance of Maddie to the Pope's whereabouts three years ago. Maddie, whose p...

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'Arbeit Macht Fries': Fast food outlet opens at Auschwitz concentration camp

Funny story: 'Arbeit Macht Fries': Fast food outlet opens at Auschwitz concentration camp

Fast food conglomerate MacDiddly announced today that they are opening a restaurant in what might be the unlikeliest of venues - Auschwitz concentration camp in Poland. The camp, which saw the extermination of hundreds of thousands of Polish politic...

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'Hollowed-out toddlers used as drug mules' say London police

Funny story: 'Hollowed-out toddlers used as drug mules' say London police

New evidence suggests children as young as three are being hollowed out by pushers and turned into 'mules', transporting vast quantities of drugs across South London, say Met police. Evidence from drug busts and the testimonies of gang members sho...

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Clarkson 'wanked into my glove compartment'

Funny story: Clarkson 'wanked into my glove compartment'

Jeremy Clarkson, the high-profile presenter of 'Top Gear', has created controversy yet again - this time by masturbating into the glove compartment of a car belonging to a female guest of the show. The incident, which happened after filming had fi...

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Michael Jackson 's*cked c*ck like a m*therf*cker'

Funny story: Michael Jackson 's*cked c*ck like a m*therf*cker'

A storm of controversy is growing after it was alleged that Michael Jackson 'sucked c*ck like a m*therf*cker' during his years of fame and celebrity. The allegation was made by Seamus Heaney, former Professor of Poetry at Oxford, and recipient of...

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