It looks as though the moon has gotten revenge for NASA bombing it. A NASA spokesman announced today that the snowstorm that is about to envelope the Houston area is a direct result of a recent bombing mission aimed at the moon.
Ikan Shovl, a s...
"Now we'll get the respect we really deserve", states head bagger Dick Armey. For months this rag-tag org. has criss-crossed the country bringing their brand of fair and balanced public debate to town hall meetings.
"With this sponsorship from...
It could be sad Christmas for everyone, that is if an agreement can't be reached between the elves and Santa In a document filed yesterday by the UmPa Lumpa Guild it was stated that "the little fella's have been without adequate health coverage for...
Americans are asked to be on the lookout this weekend. The reason for this alert seems to revolve around the fact that in past years there have been increased reports of zombies. Not just your run-of-the-mill Zombie, but turkey Zombies.
It was announced today that former CNN talkshow host, Lou Dobbs has taken on a new job.
"I'm stoked about this oppurtunity to serve America", said Dobbs in a radio interview this morning. Mr. Dobbs was reluctant to divulge details, until presse...
It was disclosed yesterday that 40 million dollars of the TARP money will be used to by tarps.
A spokesman for the tarp industry announced "This is a watershed day for the tarp industry, we can now issue tarps to all those who are without tarp i...
Hours of negotiations,arm twisting, and begging have finally paid off.
A Senate Democratic spokesman said, "We've made historic progress with our La. and Ar. hold-outs, a compromise has been agreed to and will be ratified by mail."
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