Scientists and hospital staff are baffled this evening as Hugo Mountbatten, 41 from Wigan, continues to talk in overly complex medical jargon after prolonged contact with the BBC medical drama series 'Holby City'.
The bar owner, from the Pemberton...
A top television weatherman has sensationally blown the lid on the secrets behind the industry, to the shock of executives and colleagues alike.
The weatherman, who wishes to remain anonymous, so in keeping with his wishes we'll give him the rando...
Twitter is set to launch it's first spin off site this autumn, especially designed for lower rate celebrities.
The new site, called Twatter, will be reserved for people like Joe Swash and anyone who is on X-Factor or Big Brother.
The move come...
Space is to receive a 400 million acre extension, with stunning sea views and an en-suite bathroom facility. Several planets and a plethora of stars will also be included.
Local government officials initially rejected the plans, stating that the e...
Tiny Irish rock knob-head Bono, 3' 4", has sensationally reformed Girls Aloud he said today, from his castle in Switzerland.
The U2 frontman has taken full responsibility for the girl bands reformation, telling reporters that he should now be offi...
There was anger and condemnation today from the Vatican, over the jailing of little known punk band Pussy Riot in Russia.
The group was booked to play at the Popes 'Jesus Rocks' benefit concert next weekend, but the sentencing of the ladies in Mos...
A new sinister drug is sweeping the country, say government and police officials, and it is set to bring despair and misery to the population.
The drug has swept in to every facet of our society, from the rich and well-to-do areas of Kent, to the...
Digbeth resident Harry Powell claims to have been abducted by aliens this morning.
Mr Powell, 53, was eating cornflakes at his breakfast table, when he claims a small group of extra-terrestrial beings invaded his home and tried to force him in to...
Chelsea star Didier Drogba proved last night that Barcelona could be beaten, and the use of football talent and knowledge was not even required to do so!
The centre forward spent the majority of last nights game rolling around on the floor, clutch...
Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them.
The arse, famous for being a...
The 2012 Grand National was won by a horse, we can sensationally reveal, in a nail biting race which went right to the finish line. The horse, a grey one, came first over forty other horses to win the world renowned National Hunt handicap steeplechas...
The mystery surrounding the infamous sonic boom heard across the south of England has finally been explained, as government officials released a statement this afternoon.
Panic stricken witnesses flooded the emergency services with calls after the...
Friday the thirteenth is a day to be feared. Many people choose to stay in bed on the traditionally unlucky day, named after the slasher film franchise starring the un-killable Jason Vorhees.
But few suffer the misfortune that befell Terry Gilchri...
A study has revealed that men who wear hats make more sensitive, caring lovers.
The study, compiled by Maureen Svetlenska, owner and operator of Just Hats, the world's largest hat supplier, issued her findings last week.
The hat mogul found tha...
Simon Cowell, high trousered music mogul and inventor of the sarcastic put-down to already inferior people, has sensationally revealed the secret to his fantastic success in everything he does. Parsnips.
That's right, parsnips. And lot's of them.
Swayne O'Garrett, the UK's last surviving cowboy, has sensationally hung up his spurs, as a run of bad luck left him 'tormented and disillusioned'.
O'Garrett became a talking point around his home town of Dudley, West Midlands, after parading the...
A teenage Goth was in hiding last night, after accidentally smirking at an episode of 'Take Me Out', the ITV Saturday evening dating show hosted by the 9'8" comedian Paddy McGuiness.
Darren Gloom, 17 of Hastings, was staying with associates when t...
A Sussex man has told of his torture at the hands of a local charity organisation.
Steve Dobbs, 37, was hounded out of his house and home by the hate campaign instigated by the Sussex 'Food For The Poor' charity.
Dobbs had returned home from a...