George Osborne, the weaker half of the 'Dark Side' duo aims to reassure City financial bosses that they still have claim to all of the Her Majesty's tax income in a key address helping to 'keep politics as corrupt and inequitable as it should be'.
Nick Clegg, Lib Dem leader by day and Hit-Man by night (The Yellow Reaper) has been accused of putting together plans to 'Wipe Queenie off the map'.
According to the aforementioned insider, Clegg has been in talks with a member of British Royalty...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Name Calling Trump
Trump to Seek Re-erection
Donald Trump, Jr. Blames His Divorce on Obama
Who Will Replace Hope Hicks In The White House?
Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!