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Funny story: Blatter hopes for "fair and free" election

Blatter hopes for "fair and free" election

Incumbent Fifa Idiot in Chief Sepp Blatter took another step towards securing his already infamous reputation by expressing his desire for a "fair and free" Fifa election. Blatter, will stand unopposed at the Fifa congress in Zurich tomorrow. "All...
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Funny story: Netanyahu furious as Obama refuses to endorse 1100 BC borders

Netanyahu furious as Obama refuses to endorse 1100 BC borders

Discord over the future of the Middle East Peace Process continued this morning after President Obama confirmed he would not endorse a proposal which would see Israel return to the borders marked in 1100 BC by the first Jewish settlers. According...
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Funny story: Senior Judge Shocks Commons: "MP's will now have to follow the law"

Senior Judge Shocks Commons: "MP's will now have to follow the law"

In a shocking announcement today, it was confirmed that the Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales would be asking all Members of Parliament to now follow the laws of the Nation. MP's have famously been exempt from being answerable to the law sin...
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Funny story: Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News

Paranoid Fergie Convinced Liverpool Behind Bin Laden News

Sir Alex Ferguson admitted in a press conference today that he had suspicions over the timing and motives of the U.S raid that killed Osama Bin Laden earlier this month. "For almost a decade this man has been on the run, yet for some reason he cou...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Thought Navy Seals Were "having a laugh"

Bin Laden Thought Navy Seals Were "having a laugh"

More than two weeks after the death of infamous terrorist Osama Bin Laden, details continue to emerge about the circumstances of his fatal shooting. Bin Laden, who was alleged to have been unarmed at the time of his death, had believed the landing...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer's Union to go on Strike.

Spoof Writer's Union to go on Strike.

There was pandemonium at 10 Downing Street today, as one of the Nations largest and most influential Unions threatened to take strike action. In doing so they would leave the public without spoof news for an indefinite period of time. A source wit...
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Funny story: Rival Football Fans At A Loss To Explain Hatred Of Eachother

Rival Football Fans At A Loss To Explain Hatred Of Eachother

The footballing world was brought to a near standstill today, as rookie journalist Anthony Abdul Gonzales dared ask a question that is seldom ever talked about. Why do rival football fans hate each other? Interviewing a special panel of supporters...
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Funny story: Bin Laden Furious over X-Factor results, Admits to Being Bored

Bin Laden Furious over X-Factor results, Admits to Being Bored

Notorious, cave-dwelling villain Osama Bin Laden has broken a long silence to express his fury over "Jedward" beating his personal favourite, Lucie Jones, to stay in X-factor. "This is what happens when you give everybody the right to vote. Jedwar...
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Funny story: N'Gog: I was framed

N'Gog: I was framed

David N'Gog and Rafa Benitez have finally spoken out on last nights diving debacle against Birmingham City. Liverpool's young French foward has claimed there is a conspiracy against him. "There were 45,000 fans there, and viewers from across th...
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Funny story: British Government Considers Legalizing Honour Killings

British Government Considers Legalizing Honour Killings

In an ever more desperate attempt to ease post-colonial guilt and show the magnanimous virtues of free society, a vote will come before the Commons today on whether honour killings should be legalized. Nick Griffin, happy to speak on the behalf o...
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Funny story: Charity "saves" homosexual dog couple from right wing extremists

Charity "saves" homosexual dog couple from right wing extremists

An animal charity has stepped in to prevent what could have possibly ended in the murder of two male Pit Bull Terriers, found at a council estate in Mersyside. It is believed the dogs were owned by neighbours and members of fascist group, "Ain't...
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Funny story: Ahmadinejad: No Penis Envy in Tehran

Ahmadinejad: No Penis Envy in Tehran

Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave a greater insight today into the reasons behind Iran's nuclear programme. "We are shocked and appalled at the idea that people suspect us of trying to create a Nuclear Missile. We would consider somethin...
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Funny story: Confusion Reigns as LAPD Implicate Tupac in Biggie Murder

Confusion Reigns as LAPD Implicate Tupac in Biggie Murder

The LAPD continued to make a mockery of law enforcement this week, in their latest ill-fated investigation into the murder of Rap Legend Biggie Smalls. Long after closing the initial case, a junior officer stumbled across "Rap Beef" volumes one to...
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Funny story: Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Liverpool pretty boy Fernando Torres has responded to remarks made by Didier Drogba, that come May the two will be very close at the top of the scoring charts. While Torres refused to deny this, he had a wholly different system of determining who is...
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Funny story: Authorities set to vote on new football rules

Authorities set to vote on new football rules

Footballs Governing bodies are considering plans to make drastic alterations to footballing rules, in an attempt to make it as exciting, modern and profitable as it has ever been. Ideas that have been mooted include having substitute referees, tha...
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Funny story: Wenger: "I was right to sell all my best players"

Wenger: "I was right to sell all my best players"

Arsenal Manager Arsene Wenger has refuted suggestions that his teams failure to capture a trophy in almost five years is a direct result of the sale of all of his best players. "I do not think this was a wrong move. Not winning a trophy in this lo...
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Funny story: Wenger: "We Are The Best Team in The World"

Wenger: "We Are The Best Team in The World"

Arsenal Coach Arsene Wenger was full of praise for his players and club, ahead of his teams weekend fixture at Wolves. "Just because I say Van Persie is the best striker in the premiership at the moment, does not mean all our other players aren't...
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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Fires Broadside at "Comrade Obama"

Bill O'Reilly Fires Broadside at "Comrade Obama"

Popular Fox "News" Commentator Bill O'Reilly launched an astonishing attack on American President Barack Obama today. "The Russians and the Chinese have less regulation and more freedom of trade than we do. If I was dying of heart disease, and co...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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